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Skins is pretty effing good!

1.  OMG, Katie is so fucking unlikable.  Although, it does crack me up that, "You promised it wasn't true" girl has a giant fucking crush on Effy.  I mean, Emily's a big 'ol Lez (and I LOVE her), but Katie has been like all up in Effy's gorgeous face for all of the series as well.  Methinks, it runs a little in the family, lol.

2.  EMILY!!!!  I love Emily so much.  She's like a this cute little puppy dog!  I just want to hug her, and go for bikes rides with her, and talk about "oils and stuff"!  Such a precious, adorable, little thing.  And so deliciously, amazingly gay.

3.  Naomi.  I love her, althought I'm getting mad at her for constantly kicking Emily!Puppy when she happy.  She gets some great lines, though and is wicked smart.  Her summation of Hamlet and her asseration that sililoquays are just Shakespearean masturbation cemented by love for her.  And I am so relieved that she didn't sleep with Cook.

4.  Effy, Effy, Effy.  Effy cracks me up.  She gets some great lines.  "I don't try."  "Everyone's in love with me", lol.  She breaks my heart though too.  Effy/Cook (hell, Cook/Everyone) makes me shudder uncontrollably.  Effy, darling, you can do so much better.  Especially since you're willing to put out.  Upgrade, darling.  Upgrade!  Still, j'adore.  Sexdelario earns her nickname.

5.  Panda is one adorable weirdo.  I loved her at the beginning, and her and her pot!tea drinking, chainsaw collection having aunt cracked me up.  I am very disappointed in her continuing to sleep with Cook even though Thomas is back.  I don't hold giving it up to Cook against her, but going back for more after Thomas was back *finger wag*  Do not like Panda.  You are Stupid Poo with that move.  We'll see if the last few episodes can endear you to me again.

6.  Thomas = love.  I adore that kid, and I LOVED him and Panda until ... well, see #5

7.  Freddie why are you always so DIRTY?  I know you're a teenage boy, but goddamn, wash your clothes!  Seriously, you are super, ridiculously good looking, but I would not let you sit on anything in my house, let alone sit on you!  I was so happy that you swam out to Effy that time so that you were CLEAN when you kissed her.  Seriously, BATHE you handsome bastard.  And yes, yes he is a fun sponge.

8.  Cook ... the less said the better.  I don't hate him, but I don't love him.  And every time I start to like him, he does something unbearably douchey and I go back to disliking him again.  Also, like Freddie, he needs to wash his clothes!

9.  JJ, is adorable.  I love him.  And I really liked how all of the music was classical in his episode.  Also, having "friends" like his, would totally drive anyway a little batty.  I also really liked him and Emily supporting each other (and her "I'm gay" speech, which was brilliant).  I must confess, as adorable as I find them and as much as I liked them together, Emily giving him a "special parting gift" kinda bugged.  They were the two kids on the show that I thought would treat sex like it was something special instead of just a way to kill time, and so I was a wee bit disappointed in both.  With Freddie the Romantic giving up and boning Katie, and Panda learning all the wrong lessons for Effy and boning Cook, I was just like, "Good God, can one of these kids not act like a total whore."  JJ's whole episode was all I could hear in my head was, "My body is a movie and your penis is the star".

10.  Naomily are amazingly hot together.  The two actress have excellent chemistry.   I still have the Effy, Katie and Emily and Everyone episodes to go, but Naomi better get her ass in gear and apologize to Emily!Puppy or I'm going to be very upset with her.  I think I broke my squee-o-meter while actually watching them on screen though, so I find myself with little to say about them.  I simply smile dreamily to myself.

Also, I am feeling strangely depressed today (I swear to God, nothing depressing has happened to me.  Yesterday was actually tons of fun and today I've only been awake for like three hours and they've been fine, and yet ...) so comment with funny .gifs and/or pics or videos you have to cheer me up pls! 

Depressed!bear doesn't feel like being depressed and needs a few laughs!

Date: 2009-07-26 03:36 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
This should give you a few laughs. These are REAL notes written by PARENTS in a Tennessee school district... (Spellings have been left intact.)

MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY. PLEASE
EXECUTE HIM.


PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK AND I HAD HER SHOT.


DEAR SCHOOL: PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 AND ALSO 33.


PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS ADMINISTRATING.


PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS. YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT OF A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP.


JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN OUT OF HIS FACE.


CARLOS WAS ABSEN YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL. HE WAS HURT IN THE GROWING PART.


MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN BOTHERED BY VERY CLOSE VEINS.


CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS AN ACRE IN HIS SIDE.


PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL. HE HAS VERY LOOSE VOWELS.


PLEASE EXCUSE PEDRO FROM BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD (DIAHRE, DYREA, DIREATHE), THE SHITS. NOTE: [WORDS IN ( )'s WERE CROSSED OUT].


PLEASE EXCUSE TOMMY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD DIARRHEA, AND HIS BOOTS LEAK.


IRVING WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE MISSED HIS BUST.


PLEASE EXCUSE JIMMY FOR BEING. IT WAS HIS FATHER'S FAULT.


I KEPT BILLIE HOME BECAUSE SHE HAD TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT SIZE SHE WEAR.


PLEASE EXCUSE JENNIFER FOR MISSING SCHOOL YESTERDAY. WE FORGOT TO GET THE SUNDAY PAPER OFF THE PORCH, AND WHEN WE FOUND IT MONDAY. WE THOUGHT IT WAS SUNDAY.


SALLY WON'T BE IN SCHOOL A WEEK FROM FRIDAY. WE HAVE TO ATTEND HER FUNERAL.


MY DAUGHTER WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED. SHE SPENT A WEEKEND WITH THE MARINES.


PLEASE EXCUSE JASON FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD A COLD AND COULD NOT BREED WELL.


PLEASE EXCUSE MARY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. SHE WAS IN BED WITH GRAMPS.


GLORIA WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY AS SHE WAS HAVING A GANGOVER.


PLEASE EXCUSE BRENDA. SHE HAS BEEN SICK AND UNDER THE DOCTOR.


MARYANN WAS ABSENT DECEMBER 11-16, BECAUSE SHE HAD A FEVER, SORETHROAT, HEADACHE AND UPSET STOMACH. HER SISTER WAS ALSO SICK, FEVER AN SORE THROAT, HER BROTHER HAD A LOW GRADE FEVER AND ACHED ALL OVER. I WASN'T THE BEST EITHER, SORE THROAT AND FEVER. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING GOING AROUND, HER FATHER EVEN GOT HOT LAST NIGHT.


Date: 2009-07-27 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
Thanks for this!

Teacher's love sheet like this. The stupidity of some parents is mind-blowing.

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