Oh, I know. Even in the train-wreck stage it might have been kind of sexy if not for that fact. That's just ... no. NO.
But, if it's true that LiLo's 'a giver'.. I imagine M-Rod not wearing pants for the ENTIRETY OF THE MACHETE SHOOT!!
the 'giver', LOL! That phrase is cracking me up something fierce right now. Also, I totally think Lilo was the giver.
And if MRod was the one you got to give it to, shiiiit, I bet Lilo never gets off her knees for the whole shoot. Cause MRod >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Michsa Barton.
And, dooood, she looks smoking hot in the above pics.. also, surprisingly sober!
LOL! I know. Gurl is werkin' it. Seriously, I keep looking at those pics, cause damn. Everything about her killing me with sexy in those pics.
I also thought it was funny how Jessica Alba wasn't even considered in the 'Backstage Machete Bacchanalia'.
JAbla isn't fierce enough for that shit. MRod would snap her in two. One night out on the town with those two and JAlba wouldn't be able to get out of bed for a week. Also, I bet she'd receive but wouldn't want to be a giver, and Lilo and MRod could totally sense that. MRod's a pimp, but you know she gives as good as she gets. Also, JAlba's probably gonna be like fixing bottles of formula and reading picture books while all the hot shit is going down.
I so wanted her character on Chuck to runaway with Sarah and have super-spy adventures.. in between the hot sexin'!
And you've just described the scenario that could get me to watch Chuck on a regular basis.
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Date: 2009-08-06 04:51 am (UTC)Stay classy, Lainey. Stay classy.
Still.. most awkward limo ride EVER!!
Oh, I know. Even in the train-wreck stage it might have been kind of sexy if not for that fact. That's just ... no. NO.
But, if it's true that LiLo's 'a giver'.. I imagine M-Rod not wearing pants for the ENTIRETY OF THE MACHETE SHOOT!!
the 'giver', LOL! That phrase is cracking me up something fierce right now. Also, I totally think Lilo was the giver.
And if MRod was the one you got to give it to, shiiiit, I bet Lilo never gets off her knees for the whole shoot. Cause MRod >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Michsa Barton.
And, dooood, she looks smoking hot in the above pics.. also, surprisingly sober!
LOL! I know. Gurl is werkin' it. Seriously, I keep looking at those pics, cause damn. Everything about her killing me with sexy in those pics.
I also thought it was funny how Jessica Alba wasn't even considered in the 'Backstage Machete Bacchanalia'.
JAbla isn't fierce enough for that shit. MRod would snap her in two. One night out on the town with those two and JAlba wouldn't be able to get out of bed for a week. Also, I bet she'd receive but wouldn't want to be a giver, and Lilo and MRod could totally sense that. MRod's a pimp, but you know she gives as good as she gets. Also, JAlba's probably gonna be like fixing bottles of formula and reading picture books while all the hot shit is going down.
I so wanted her character on Chuck to runaway with Sarah and have super-spy adventures.. in between the hot sexin'!
And you've just described the scenario that could get me to watch Chuck on a regular basis.