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LoRod FTW!
I am laying it on the line ... I want a Lohan and MRod hook-up during filming! I mean, could you imagine the insanity that would ensue if those two started to get it on?
Epic shenanigans, people. There would be truly epic shenanigans.
Also, BREAKING NEWS!!! Jordana Brewster is gangsta (and also likes Glee)! Stay dreamy, JBrew, stay dreamy.
And now I shall turn to Kristen Bell to explain the way these pictures make me feel ... take it away Kris!
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Date: 2009-08-06 04:38 am (UTC)Two girls, one limo
Both former “It” girls, both around the same age, both with body issues, both experts at denial, both f-cked up, and they found themselves together one night in a limo, not alone, accompanied by assistants and business agents and other Hollywood hangers-on, and of course cranked up on something, and touching led to feeling led to stroking, led to …
The slightly more famous of the two on her knees, head between the legs of the other, totally givin’er, as the others sat by awkwardly, and the recipient with her head thrown back totally enjoying it even though, in showbiz, to receive doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a preference. To give however… well… suffice to say, the pleasure dispenser has very much established herself.
Word on the street is it's LiLo and Barton. Sadly, this is during the train wreck phase since the gossip item was written a couple weeks ago. Still.. most awkward limo ride EVER!!
But, if it's true that LiLo's 'a giver'.. I imagine M-Rod not wearing pants for the ENTIRETY OF THE MACHETE SHOOT!! 'Cuz that's just how she rolls. And, dooood, she looks smoking hot in the above pics.. also, surprisingly sober! Heh, I also thought it was funny how Jessica Alba wasn't even considered in the 'Backstage Machete Bacchanalia'.
Also, Jordana is one of those actresses that always has a buttload of chemistry with other actresses..
*dreamy sigh* Yes she does. I so wanted her character on Chuck to runaway with Sarah and have super-spy adventures.. in between the hot sexin'!
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Date: 2009-08-06 04:51 am (UTC)Stay classy, Lainey. Stay classy.
Still.. most awkward limo ride EVER!!
Oh, I know. Even in the train-wreck stage it might have been kind of sexy if not for that fact. That's just ... no. NO.
But, if it's true that LiLo's 'a giver'.. I imagine M-Rod not wearing pants for the ENTIRETY OF THE MACHETE SHOOT!!
the 'giver', LOL! That phrase is cracking me up something fierce right now. Also, I totally think Lilo was the giver.
And if MRod was the one you got to give it to, shiiiit, I bet Lilo never gets off her knees for the whole shoot. Cause MRod >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Michsa Barton.
And, dooood, she looks smoking hot in the above pics.. also, surprisingly sober!
LOL! I know. Gurl is werkin' it. Seriously, I keep looking at those pics, cause damn. Everything about her killing me with sexy in those pics.
I also thought it was funny how Jessica Alba wasn't even considered in the 'Backstage Machete Bacchanalia'.
JAbla isn't fierce enough for that shit. MRod would snap her in two. One night out on the town with those two and JAlba wouldn't be able to get out of bed for a week. Also, I bet she'd receive but wouldn't want to be a giver, and Lilo and MRod could totally sense that. MRod's a pimp, but you know she gives as good as she gets. Also, JAlba's probably gonna be like fixing bottles of formula and reading picture books while all the hot shit is going down.
I so wanted her character on Chuck to runaway with Sarah and have super-spy adventures.. in between the hot sexin'!
And you've just described the scenario that could get me to watch Chuck on a regular basis.
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Date: 2009-08-06 05:11 am (UTC)Pfft, I'll give you one better - MRod >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Samantha Ronson!
Everything about her killing me with sexy in those pics.
It's like 'Wow, this Michelle Rodriguez totally looks like a cuddler. You know, after she'd tied you to the bed, did unmentionable things involving both pain *and* pleasure, then forgot about you while she smoked a bowl and drank a Corona by the pool'.
And you've just described the scenario that could get me to watch Chuck on a regular basis.
Yeah, I have a hard time getting excited for season three knowing Sarah could be having hot sex with Jill instead of sex with the emo-spy!
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Date: 2009-08-06 05:26 am (UTC)Fer realz. I've never gotten the appeal of Ronson. I mean, sure she looks like she bathes now, but she must have one hell of a personality. Even with those limo shenanigans the thought of Lilo/Barton is hotter than Lilo/Ronson.
'Wow, this Michelle Rodriguez totally looks like a cuddler. You know, after she'd tied you to the bed, did unmentionable things involving both pain *and* pleasure, then forgot about you while she smoked a bowl and drank a Corona by the pool'.
If the real MRod is even a fraction as awesome and pimptacular as the MRod you have described here and in various fics then ... I don't even know how to explain how awesome that would be.
Also, you know after the bowl and the Corona that she'd get a second wind, and like march back into the bedroom/kitchen/garage or wherever the hell she sexed the shit out of you the last time, and it would be like "hold on, it's gon' be a bumpy ride!"