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fembuckOh, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightening Thief
... how you underwhelm me.
*le sigh*
Logan Lerman is too baby-faced for me to find him unf-worthy, so thank god the hot pieces of ass below were in the movie to keep me interested.
What I Liked
I enjoyed Melina Kanakaredes five seconds on screen as Athena. I could definitely buy her as the Goddess of Wisdom and war.
Uma Thurman rocked my socks. The Medusa scene might have been my favorite in the movie. Uma was chewing up the scenery like it was no fat, and flirting with everything in sight. It was awesome. Seriously, she was just a lot of fun to watch on screen and she had some very inappropriate but enjoyable chemistry with Alexandra Daddario and Logan Lerman.
Previous to this movie I'd only seen Logan Lerman in Gamer, which I liked him in, but I was still impressed with him here. The movie script really did him on favors, but I thought that he did quite well, and wished that the script had been better so that he wasn't trying to skate uphill for the whole movie.
Alexandra Daddario is fine as hell, and I liked that they let Annabeth fight and kickass. But, I really wished they'd let her show off her brains a bit more. I mean, if I hadn't read the books I would have thought that Annabeth was a daughter of Ares the way she was acting. Still ... pretty. Her eyes sometimes made me feel like she was stealing my soul though. My god, those things are intense.
Grover dancing to Poker Face at the Lotus Hotel was pretty goddamn funny. But even better was Annabeth grinding all up on some girl at the Lotus Hotel when they were high on flower cakes (yeah, you read that right). She looked so sad when Percy pulled her away, lol.
Like Pierce Bronsnan as Chiron. His hair was so luscious. I legit kept kind of laughing when he was in centaur form though.
Loved, loved, loved Jake Abel as Luke.
UNF. I was rather indifferent to Luke's charm in the books (though I did really like the bromance vibes he had with Percy in the first one), but Jake Abel was hot like fire in the movie. I did miss Luke's scar though. Like how you gon' have Luke with no scar, Chris Columbus? Boo.
Speaking of 'how you gon' do that?', let's move on the
section ...
What the FOCK???
How the hell was there no Kronos storyline??????????? I mean, seriously??? He's the big bad! It's like a Star Wars reboot with no Darth Vader! WTF??????
Why did Annabeth not have her baseball cap of invisibly and awesome!? Like the movie makers can go out of there way to make Poseidon the awesomest dad ever all of a sudden, but they're gonna make Athena a dead-beat who can't even spare time to give her kid a ball cap? Ugh.
How come Grover kicked ass instead of throwing tin cans at the bad guys?????
Why was there no Mr. D and his Peter Johnson jokes??????
Why was there no Clarisse???? It would have been really easy to just have her in the background in the camp scenes (especially at the flag match) and have someone casually mention her name.
Why was Annabeth fighting on the side of the Ares cabin?????????
Why was there no Ares? I love that jagweed.
Why did I only get like a split second glimpse of my bb Erica Cerra???? I wanted to see her in all her toga'd glory *cries*
Why did Annabeth not have a mad crush on Luke? Visually I would have really liked to see that since Jake and Alexandra are hot, and Annabeth and Luke appeared to be the same age.
Why was Hades so lame? I mean, shiiiiiit. No wonder Hades is so pissed all the time. He gets screwed in mythology and casting. Zeus gets Sean Bean, Poseidon is Kevin McKidd, and Hades is ... Steven Coogan? O_o
And I did not enjoy the retconning of the Gods. I kind of appreciated that they were such dicks in the books. Cause, well, they've always been dicks. Turning Poseidon into like the greatest dad ever that got ALL the gods banned from seeing their kids because he lurved Percy so much was irritating as hell. Oh sorry, best dad ever who built Percy a cabin all by himself with his bare hands even though he's a god whose realm covers 71% of the earth's surface?
And now that I'm done bitching ...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians (cam copy)
If you're interested, lol
Overall, it was honestly a pretty entertaining if uninspired movie. My friend who hasn't read the books really liked it, which leads me to believe the major source of my displeasure is how far the movie strayed from the storyline in the books. I mean, watching this was really like watching a Harry Potter movie where Voldemort didn't exist.
... how you underwhelm me.
*le sigh*
Logan Lerman is too baby-faced for me to find him unf-worthy, so thank god the hot pieces of ass below were in the movie to keep me interested.
What I Liked
I enjoyed Melina Kanakaredes five seconds on screen as Athena. I could definitely buy her as the Goddess of Wisdom and war.
Uma Thurman rocked my socks. The Medusa scene might have been my favorite in the movie. Uma was chewing up the scenery like it was no fat, and flirting with everything in sight. It was awesome. Seriously, she was just a lot of fun to watch on screen and she had some very inappropriate but enjoyable chemistry with Alexandra Daddario and Logan Lerman.
Previous to this movie I'd only seen Logan Lerman in Gamer, which I liked him in, but I was still impressed with him here. The movie script really did him on favors, but I thought that he did quite well, and wished that the script had been better so that he wasn't trying to skate uphill for the whole movie.
Alexandra Daddario is fine as hell, and I liked that they let Annabeth fight and kickass. But, I really wished they'd let her show off her brains a bit more. I mean, if I hadn't read the books I would have thought that Annabeth was a daughter of Ares the way she was acting. Still ... pretty. Her eyes sometimes made me feel like she was stealing my soul though. My god, those things are intense.
Grover dancing to Poker Face at the Lotus Hotel was pretty goddamn funny. But even better was Annabeth grinding all up on some girl at the Lotus Hotel when they were high on flower cakes (yeah, you read that right). She looked so sad when Percy pulled her away, lol.
Like Pierce Bronsnan as Chiron. His hair was so luscious. I legit kept kind of laughing when he was in centaur form though.
Loved, loved, loved Jake Abel as Luke.
UNF. I was rather indifferent to Luke's charm in the books (though I did really like the bromance vibes he had with Percy in the first one), but Jake Abel was hot like fire in the movie. I did miss Luke's scar though. Like how you gon' have Luke with no scar, Chris Columbus? Boo.
Speaking of 'how you gon' do that?', let's move on the
section ...
What the FOCK???
How the hell was there no Kronos storyline??????????? I mean, seriously??? He's the big bad! It's like a Star Wars reboot with no Darth Vader! WTF??????
Why did Annabeth not have her baseball cap of invisibly and awesome!? Like the movie makers can go out of there way to make Poseidon the awesomest dad ever all of a sudden, but they're gonna make Athena a dead-beat who can't even spare time to give her kid a ball cap? Ugh.
How come Grover kicked ass instead of throwing tin cans at the bad guys?????
Why was there no Mr. D and his Peter Johnson jokes??????
Why was there no Clarisse???? It would have been really easy to just have her in the background in the camp scenes (especially at the flag match) and have someone casually mention her name.
Why was Annabeth fighting on the side of the Ares cabin?????????
Why was there no Ares? I love that jagweed.
Why did I only get like a split second glimpse of my bb Erica Cerra???? I wanted to see her in all her toga'd glory *cries*
Why did Annabeth not have a mad crush on Luke? Visually I would have really liked to see that since Jake and Alexandra are hot, and Annabeth and Luke appeared to be the same age.
Why was Hades so lame? I mean, shiiiiiit. No wonder Hades is so pissed all the time. He gets screwed in mythology and casting. Zeus gets Sean Bean, Poseidon is Kevin McKidd, and Hades is ... Steven Coogan? O_o
And I did not enjoy the retconning of the Gods. I kind of appreciated that they were such dicks in the books. Cause, well, they've always been dicks. Turning Poseidon into like the greatest dad ever that got ALL the gods banned from seeing their kids because he lurved Percy so much was irritating as hell. Oh sorry, best dad ever who built Percy a cabin all by himself with his bare hands even though he's a god whose realm covers 71% of the earth's surface?
And now that I'm done bitching ...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians (cam copy)
If you're interested, lol
Overall, it was honestly a pretty entertaining if uninspired movie. My friend who hasn't read the books really liked it, which leads me to believe the major source of my displeasure is how far the movie strayed from the storyline in the books. I mean, watching this was really like watching a Harry Potter movie where Voldemort didn't exist.
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Date: 2010-02-18 05:00 pm (UTC)OMG! THIS! It's like they changed all of these little things that there was just no reason to change, and then on top of that they changed huge things too. It's like same names, unrecognizable plot. What's the point.
If they made a Hollows movie, it would probably be about the forbidden love between Rachel and Kisten, Ivy would have one scene that's all "Have I mentioned how much I like boys? Ka-razy!", and Jenks would be a midget with wings.
*shudder* I think you're totally right about this, which is why a large part of me wouldn't want an adaptation. I felt like Ivy would get shafted in a movie version. A television series might do a better job, but I'm not all that confident about it.
Say, did you get my e-mail?
No, I didn't get it :( *curses yahoo*