LEGEND OF THE SEEKER - 2X20 ETERNITY POST!

[fembuck]

OMG OMG OMG it's almost time! 

WARNING:  THIS EPISODE WAS EPIC SO ALL THOUGHTS ARE GOING TO BE IN CAPLOCKS!

Stream of consciousness as I watch thoughts to follow ...

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT Cara had a son with Darken Rahl?????~!?!?!?! HOLY SHIT!

CARA CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT KAHLAN WHEN SHE LIES!

HAND-HOLDING!  Kahlan wonders who she's gon' be snuggling with tonight because it's not Richards!  *ba doom boom*

CORSET PULL!  'COME HERE!"  RAWR CARA!  VERY RAWR!

lol!  RICHARD WANTS SEXING AND KAHLAN STARTS TALKING ABOUT CARA

DAHLIA DOESN'T LIKE THREESOMES!  SHE'S WANTS TO BE THE ONLY BABY!DADDY

OOOH, THE OLYMPIANS GODS ARE HAPPY TO SEE RICHARD!

[commercial break side thought:  Dahlia is the fiercest Mord'Sith we've seen in a while.  *nods*  Good on yeah, actress.  You seem worthy of having recieved years of Cara sexin' so far]

OOOH, THE OLYMPIANS GOT CREEPY REAL FAST!

IS IT JUST ME OR DID IT LOOK LIKE IT WOULD BE PRETTY EASY TO CLIMB THAT WALL?

JESUS CHRIST!  TABRETT'S EYES WIDENING WHEN CARA SET SIGHT ON DARKEN RAHL!  DAMN, THAT WOMAN IS GOD (I meant to type "good" but I think the typo really hit the nail on the head so I'm keeping it)!

SPECIAL FRIENDSHIP, LOL!  DARKEN RAHL FOLLOWS FEMSLASH!

OF COURSE CARA CARED ABOUT THE BOY!  SHE'S A WOOBY!

OH, UMM, THE CLIFFS DIDN'T LOOK THAT BIG THE FIRST TIME.

DAHLIA IS TRYING TO SAVE HER BOO FROM HARM!  GOOD GIRL!

HEAD BUTT!  HA HA HA HA.  LUV U CARA!

AWWW, NOW DAHLIA'S ALL BUTTHURT!

K K K K K K K K K KAHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAN!  noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 

[commercial break thoughts:  KAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!  How is they gonna save Kahlan?  Creator?  Keisha Castle Hughes, you best get out your baseball glove and catch Kahlan!  Get off the whale, ride the wind and catch Kahlan's ass okay!]

O I C

That main olympian is so creepy, but I think he's kinda hot too.

CARA'S FIRST THOUGHTS WERE OF KAHLAN!  SHE MISSES HER BOO!

HBIC!  CARA LAUGHS IN THE FACE OF YOUR TORTURE!  CARA MOCKS YOU IN FROM CHAINS! 

DILDO WORSHIP!  CLASSIC.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  OOH, THAT EXPLANATION SOUNDS BAD.

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HER PERFECT ABS!

DAMN, REALLY WANTS TO GET ALL UP IN KAHLAN.  NOT THAT I CAN BLAME HIM, BUT DUDE.  IS KAHLAN'S HONEY-POT REALLY WORTH GIVING UP ON THE WHOLE WORLD FOR?  ... ... UH, FORGET I ASKED THE QUESTION.  I'M STARING AT KAHLAN AND THE ANSWER IS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS.

"YOU WILL BE MY SLAVE FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE AND IN THIS VALLEY IT IS GOING TO BE A VERY LONG TIME!"  KAHLAN I LOVE YOU.  TBH KAHLAN'S OFFER SOUNDED MIGHTY FINE TO ME.  I'D SERVE HER ON MY KNEES FOR AS LONG AS SHE LIVES.

[commercial break thoughts:  YOU DIDN'T BREAK SHIT DARKEN RAHL, CARA IS HBIC.  NEVAH GON' DO IT!]

I KNOWS MY CARA!

KICK TO THE FACE!  HAHAHAHAHA

OOOH, SMART PLAN RICHARD!

OOOOOOH SHIT!  OHHHHHHH SHIT!  CARA TURNED!   OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

CARA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

OHHH SLOW WALK OF SEXY


Here's that again for you ...

.gifs by lrbcn 

LICK! 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Also, I adore Tab's attention to detail.  When Cara's was all like "I'm horny, but I'm not into you" kissing Dahlia at the camp fire she was a little lack luster/closed mouthed about it.  But then when Cara's all full blown evil and "I'mma saunter towards you like a panther cause i'm sexy as shit as I know it" Tab's was all like I'MMA OPEN-MOUTHED KISS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND LICK YOUR LIPS!  Oh Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab.  How so glorious?

Wow.  Just wow.  That episode ...  ....  ... WOW!

Now, LETTUCE DISCUSS WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!


WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??????

My guess:  Cara just heard that Legend of the Seeker is getting canceled.  That, or she accidentally started watching an episode of Cougar Town after Modern Family and can't fathom how it's possible for a show to be that bad.


WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

My Guess:  Zedd walked in on a private moment he wasn't supposed to see.  Cara is upset because she thinks that Kahlan's not going to finish what she started, and Kahlan is considering running at Zedd and pushing him down a hill so that she can finish what she started.

P.S.  I love that even non-femslashers are ALL ABOUT CARA, and that on non-femslash communities that people are ship Kahra like whoa. 

*Going to watch again*

FYT/FMT:  Best Transition Scene Ever.

I don't know who made the .gif, but thank you.  Thank you.  Damn, Cara gives good belt.

Comments

[lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com]

This. Like.

[random-zombie.livejournal.com]

ALL OF THIS. YES. ALSO BECAUSE IT CAN'T BE STATED ENOUGH:
JESUS CHRIST! TABRETT'S EYES WIDENING WHEN CARA SET SIGHT ON DARKEN RAHL! DAMN, THAT WOMAN IS GOD (I meant to type "good" but I think the typo really hit the nail on the head so I'm keeping it)!

And: Also, I adore Tab's attention to detail No joke. *remembers those scenes*

*dies again*

I seriously still can barely function after watching this. GUH. *flail* I must watch it again. For research purposes.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I know. It like broke my brain. I'm in a euphoric stupor.

This show. Just ... this show. I don't even. It's sooooo good.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

*remembers those scenes*

I'mma be remembering those scenes a lot. I love that they gave Cara and Dahlia a real history together, and there were real feelings there. And they were allowed to have so much physical contact together. It was great.

I seriously still can barely function after watching this. GUH. *flail* I must watch it again. For research purposes.


Heh. I'm researching right now.

TABRETT! TAAAABBBRRREEETTTTTTTTTTT!

[blackgrl71.livejournal.com]

i was anticipating your thoughts on this episode as soon as i saw the 1st kiss btw Cara & Dahlia. you haven't disappointed... lol!

[cleocallisto.livejournal.com]

I had a feeling I was gonna die from this episode..and I think I was right..*bites lip* My mind is sooo clouded and out of focus, and I think my soul went on a permanent vacation to Pleasure Island..xD I'm starting to think that recovering from this is not even an option..;)

AND THAT TONGUE!!! *brain malfunction and other things I will not mention;)* please haunt me forever...!*fans self*

[random-zombie.livejournal.com]

I love that they gave Cara and Dahlia a real history together, and there were real feelings there.

Yeah, it really was amazingly done. I was kinda worried that they'd make Dahlia purely evil but the actress did a good job with portraying some emotion there. Nice. Physical contact....guh...sorry spaced out there. :p

Heh. I'm researching right now.

Lolololololol. To aid in your research:

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I was kinda worried that they'd make Dahlia purely evil but the actress did a good job with portraying some emotion there.

This. I haven't really been all that impressed with the Mord'Sith actresses they've had lately. Cara and Denna were always the only ones that actually seemed intimidating instead of like little girls dressed in leather. But this actress was good, she had some gravitas. I could bye Cara being into her. And I thought she did a really good job portraying the Mord'Sith version of schmoopy feelings that Dahlia had for Cara. Dahlia was going after her woman, and what a woman. You couldn't really blame her.

Lolololololol. To aid in your research:

That scene. That scene. So good. So good.

Ugh! This episode. So amazing.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Heh! I mean the thoughts were noting my caplocked squeeing, but they were genuine at least. This episode really just like broke me.

So good.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

and I think my soul went on a permanent vacation to Pleasure Island.

I know, right! It's like, I'm just in a happy place right now. It's like this episode it a recreational drug, it just makes everything okay.

AND THAT TONGUE!!! *brain malfunction and other things I will not mention;)* please haunt me forever...!*fans self*

I know. It's like Tab's mouth is drool inducing enough, but THAT TONGUE! AND WHAT SHE DOES WITH IT!

*I'll be in my bunk*

[cleocallisto.livejournal.com]

This episode is indeed a drug, and I'm totally addicted to it already..xD

Tab's lips, tongue..OR JUST TAB IN GENERAL! *overheats* I think I might have to join you in that bunk..OH!wait!..that might be inappropriate..xD

[karatam.livejournal.com]

But then when Cara's all full blown evil and "I'mma saunter towards you like a panther cause i'm sexy as shit as I know it" Tab's was all like I'MMA OPEN-MOUTHED KISS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND LICK YOUR LIPS! Oh Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab. How so glorious?

I honestly think that nobody can saunter quite as well as Tabrett Bethell, oh dear god *drools* but it was really that little lick at the end that did it for me *tries to pull mind out of the gutter*

I loved the hand-grab from Kahlan as a farewell, it made me smile lots, as did Kahlan cockblocking Richard in favour of talking about Cara :)

[my-winter-love.livejournal.com]

oh...my

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck tab oh my god my vagina where did it go

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I honestly think that nobody can saunter quite as well as Tabrett Bethell, oh dear god *drools*

This. I don't even have words to describe that saunter. It was pure sex. I don't understand how Dahlia didn't orgasm on the spot.

but it was really that little lick at the end that did it for me *tries to pull mind out of the gutter*


I know. *mind is firmly entrenched in the gutter*

I loved the hand-grab from Kahlan as a farewell, it made me smile lots

I squeed. It's like Kahlan just manhandles Cara to show off now. It's like "FU Mord'Sith whore, I'm handle Cara right in front of you nad you just deal with it!" She knows noone else could get away with that shit.

as did Kahlan cockblocking Richard in favour of talking about Cara :)

That legit cracked me up.

Still, I felt really bad for Kahlan this ep. It's really, really not fair that she's so hot and gets no sexin'.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Tab's lips, tongue..OR JUST TAB IN GENERAL!

Oh, I know right. That woman is a walking, talking wonder of the world. I think just looking at her is literally enough to make me jimp. Everything about her is win and sex, sex and win.

!wait!..that might be inappropriate..xD

Or completely appropriate given the state the Cara/Dahlia scenes have put everyone person on the planet with an appreciation for the female form in! ;)

[bizarro-bluth.livejournal.com]

OMG. HOW DOES THIS SHOW KEEP GETTING BETTER AND BETTER?!?!

Tabrett Bethell's mouth, you are like the 8th wonder of the world. I swear to God.

Also, the Kahlan/Cara moment before they parted ways...



Next week is going to be even more insane than usual. I just hope Cara gets re-rebroken or whatever. Apparently, Kahlan thinks this can be accomplished by playing dress-up lol

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck tab oh my god my vagina where did it go

lol!

IKR! We need Tab jokes like the Chuck Norris one's. Tabrett Bethell doesn't have sex, sex is Tabrett Bethell'd (or something along those lines) cause ... dayuuuummmmmmm girl!

*and I'm going back to bunk*

[karatam.livejournal.com]

I don't even have words to describe that saunter. It was pure sex. I don't understand how Dahlia didn't orgasm on the spot.

Exactly. Everything about that woman just screams "You know you want to have sex with me. Deal with it."

It's like Kahlan just manhandles Cara to show off now. It's like "FU Mord'Sith whore, I'm handle Cara right in front of you nad you just deal with it!" She knows noone else could get away with that shit.

Kahlan really wanted to show exactly who was BAMC in charge. I was actually surprised she didn't have her daggers out at that point ;)

Still, I felt really bad for Kahlan this ep. It's really, really not fair that she's so hot and gets no sexin'

It should be illegal that a woman that hot doesn't get any sex. ILLEGAL!! and if it happens, it should be with Cara and on screen wait, what?

[jyoki.livejournal.com]

I am really starting to want to watch the show. Despite the inaccuracies to the book (and I'm normally not "that" fan. The one who's like "oh they cut that")

Holy fuck.

[random-zombie.livejournal.com]

Ok, a couple more things then I'll stop spamming the hell out of you. Lol. I'm just SOOOOOOO giddy but I'll curb it. :p

But this actress was good, she had some gravitas. I could bye Cara being into her. And I thought she did a really good job portraying the Mord'Sith version of schmoopy feelings that Dahlia had for Cara.

YES. THIS. I'm trying to picture any of the previous Mord'Sith actresses in the Dahlia role and I don't think it would've worked. Yay casting department.

Dahlia was going after her woman, and what a woman. You couldn't really blame her.

Lol. Fuck no, not in the least. Who wouldn't? And now I'm picturing her trailing after TheSeeker'sMerryBand this entire season.

Dahlia - "What's with all the side trips to brothels and magic shows? Makes it easy to track you people."

Cara - "That's what I KEEP SAYING. Although the magic show turned out not to be entirely a waste of time. There was this tomb and Kahlan and I.....nevermind."

And on Tab's attention to detail, I noticed that just before the scene where Cara is saying that she's known Dahlia for a long time, she keeps tugging her hair. Almost as if she's remembering how the Mord'Sith turned on her, beat her, cut off her braid and abandoned her. Good acting.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I'll agree that the kiss by the campfire had more emotional resonance because it was Feeling!Cara kissing Dahlia there, and you could tell that Cara felt a real emotional pull towards her. But I do think that the kissing was more hesitant because Cara knew that she was walking down a dangerous road, and was kind of grudging giving into her feelings.

The kiss at the end didn't have a big emotional punch because it was broken!Cara, but it was hot as hell. And the lick ... the lick, dear god.

It's almost really hard to compare to the two, because the motivation and emotions behind them were so different.

Mostly I suppose I was trying to get the point across that at first I was worried Tab was gonna be one of those tentative girl-girl kissing actresses, so I was happy to see her just go all freaking out in the last kiss.

Camp!Fire Cara is the one I would want to take home though, the one that makes my heart ache. Mord'Sith'd Cara is attractive from a distance, but I wouldn't want to get with a kilometer of her.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I say watch the show. I know the show is really different than the books, but if you just go in thinking of it as like an AU I think you'll enjoy it. The show is really well-executed and the actors/actresses do a great job. Just try and think of it as a stand alone piece.

Because honestly, it's really, really, really, really enjoyable. And there are just some beautiful, beautiful visuals ;)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Tabrett Bethell's mouth, you are like the 8th wonder of the world. I swear to God.

This. I always feel so creepy for thinking it, but that woman has a damn pretty mouth.

Also, the Kahlan/Cara moment before they parted ways...


Oooh, thank you for that .gif. I love that Kahlan like grasped her high up her arm so that she could slowly, and intimately run her hand down Cara's arm. And Cara's easy acceptance of Kahlan's touch. *squees*

Next week is going to be even more insane than usual. I just hope Cara gets re-rebroken or whatever.

I know. If they end the series without Cara being back with the group I will kill someone. I know there's still another ep after next week, but Cara better be back with the group at the end of next weeks episode. And if there is any justice in the world, Cara's re-breaking will be a result of Kahlan and Cara facing off, Cara getting the upper hand, and then literally not being able to force herself to act because it's Kahlan and no amount of training could make her hurt Kahlan.

Apparently, Kahlan thinks this can be accomplished by playing dress-up lol


Heh! After Kahlan complimenting Cara's boobs in "Princess" I've suspected that the Mother Confessor was a fan of role-play/dress-up!

[asher-601.livejournal.com]

God, this episode... I loved that Cara and Dahlia did have true feelings, that it was real between them. Laura Brent did well with Dahlia, much better than other Mord'Sith in the past.

Loved loved LOVED that Rahl wasn't man enough to break Cara without the Keeper's help. Cara looked sleepy during his torture sessions! Oh Cara, how are you so badass?

But Cara, her tongue... I went to watch more epis after this, I needed more Cara, and even the capcha image generator loves Cara

[my-winter-love.livejournal.com]

like tbh this actually made me feel warm in my pants and I think I made an UHHHHN noise?

phwoar. phwooooar. fuck where is a link for this episode I NEEEEEED ITTTTTT