fembuck | This is a Rizzoli and Isles post

It's official, I'm hooked. Rizzoli and Isles officially owns a part of me.

I like to call this section 'Everything I Know I learned from Rizzoli and Isles'

Random!crack

I'm just including this picture because it cracks me up, and because it has convinced me that in an AU world where Sasha and Angie fell madly in love with each other shooting the series that Sasha would top, and Angie would ~~giggle~~ enjoy it.

I feel like Sasha would be trying to roleplay and would be like tapping Angie on the ass with a hairbrush all "Who's a bad girl?" and Angie would just giggle and giggle, and then Sasha would make the face she is in this pic. Angie would then quiet down and be all, "I'll be good", but then she'd start to giggle again and Sasha would just have to give up and find another way to occupy Angie's attention.

And I'm including this picture because it is crazy how super attractive Angie is to me in it. I swear, it should be a law that this woman has to wear tank tops all the time, because she rocks them like nobody's business.

She looks so sporty here it makes my panties weep. And she's one of those woman that works baggy!shorts/baggy!pajama pants like she's got overdue bills to pay. Seriously, this picture ... I can fap to this.

Now, for your sexual fantasies and mine ... Sasha Alexander!

DAT ASS! DAT ASS! Damn, gurl. Hello, laptop desktop!

SNEAK PEEK!

Sneak Peak for next week's Rizzoli and Isles

I can already tell that I'm going to want to slap Maura numerous times throughout this episode, and hug Jane numerous times. Jane looked so fucking gobsmacked in that last shot. She was so smug when she walked over, and then so not!smug a second later. She was the embodiment of:

Ho's before bro's Maura. Ho's before bro's. Damn, girl, a little party loyalty please. Seriously, Maura's gonna owe Jane mad make-up sex ~~in my head~~ to smooth over her shenanigans this episode, so there's that to look for to.

On a more positive note, I enjoy how many activities they do together. And that Jane likes to give Maura back rubs beside corpses. And that Jane's eyes linger on Maura when they are separated from each other and that she hastily leaves conversation with boring people who aren't Maura so that she can be with her girlfriend again.