The Penultimate episode ...
Dec. 5th, 2010 10:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fembuck"Lost Girl" the Twelfth
I'm not gonna dick around here ... first things first. There is no Dr. Hot Pants in this episode. There. Done. Hearts broken. I'll move on.
This episode was so confusing to me. It wasn't boring as hell like last weeks. I mean there were parts of this episode that I liked, but there were large sections of time where I couldn't even bare to face the screen. It was just a very bizarre episode. It's like it wasn't technically bad, it was just a serviceable episode of a show that I would have no interest in watching. Like if this had been the pilot of the show I never would have turned Lost Girl on again, cause while alright, it's just not something that I would watch every week (in fact I probably wouldn't have finished watching the pilot if it was like this episode).
THOUGHTS:
- Ugh, oh dear god. Bo/Dyson creep me out when they are being cutesy! Lawwwwwd, make it stop! Hale and Kenzi, I'm with you. *stomps away* Thank god the camera panned away with them when they ran from the disgusting display of Bo/Dyson. Also, 'true, true' and 'ha ha' to their conversation.
- OMG, a bath together *CRIES* Seriously, if these two don't BREAK THE HELL UP LIKE IMMEDIATELY I will not be able to watch the last episode of this season. I can't handle much more of this. If I wasn't kind of drunk right now I'd be curled up in a little ball in the corner of room rocking back and forth. [FYI: they did not break the hell up like immediately, and I am actually living quite in fear of the finale].
Bo: Who was it that saved your ass without asking for anything in return? *promptly asks for something in return*
Oh, Bo. Bo. Even in bizarro romantic comedy sequences you manage to be an ass.
Also, dear God! I can't take much more of this. This is not a show I want to watch. Not because of Bo/Dyson but because it's so horribly cutesy. I don't even know what I'm watching right now. This episode is like reverse-o 1x08, in that instead of being bizarrely dark, it's now bizarrely chipper like "Enchanted" and Bo is Giselle. And now I'm going to be disappointed when they are no song and dance numbers, because that's the only thing that could make this tolerable.
- The U.N. ... OMG! Bo working for the U.N? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA x 1000 x infinity + one! I wouldn't be surprised if Bo couldn't spell U.N. Come on writers, I can't believe anyone would believe that she worked for them!
- Wow, Kenzi. That accent. WOW! I don't even ...
- Dyson ... looks gooooood in tennis whites! Gotta give credit where credit is due. I recognize, Kris Holden-Ried, I recognize!
- OMG! MAN IN TREES! So scary. Kenzi handled that visual better than I would have. SO SUPER CREEPY!
- Oh, hey AMY LALONDE! Hey, I love you boo. Ms. Pierce forever (*fond sigh* 5ive Girls was so awesomely bad)! Evil has never looked so good!
- UGH! God, it's really hard to hate Dyson when he gives you free foot massages if you just put your feet in his lap and they let Kris Holden-Ried laugh. But seriously, this episode tis' SO BIZARRE. I mean, Hale and Kenzi talking about how weirdly couple-y Bo are Dyson were being, and having so many OVER THE TOP cutesy scenes, I've got to believe that things are going to IMPLODE for Bo/Dyson by the end of the episode, but still .... WAH WAH WAH call the Wah-mbulence because I don't want to watch the rising action, I just want to see things go horribly wrong for them! [FYI: they do not implode the episode, there is no catharsis, I remain in misery]
Bo: It still creeps me out that the Fae can access people's back accounts.
Kenzi: Really, cause it creeps me out they find humans to be one of the four food groups.
LOL!
- I want Saskia to just show up on my doorstep. LOL also, her mocking Bo/Dyson was the FUNNIEST thing ever. [very paraphrased] "Who the Ken doll? Are you two going steady? Cause that would make you the lamest succubus ever! Hey, it's chilly outside. Don't forget to bring your sweater." LOL! There was a lot more awesome insults mixed in there but I couldn't catch them all. DAMMIT! WHY IS THIS BITCH NOT ON THE SHOW ALL THE TIME???
- That country club party looked fun for real though.
- Thank god, Kenzi is hilarious again! I missed her snark self last week.
- Okay, I have to say that I'm actually really enjoying Dyson this episode. Just not with Bo. Dyson just being Dyson is pretty fly this episode, cause KHR is fine like a ticket on my dashboard. It's just anything with Bo and Dyson like speaking to each other makes me wanna gauge my eyes out.
- HALE AND KENZI "come a little closer then, a little closer, a little closer!" LOL. I quite enjoy these two as a tag-team.
- LOL! I LOVED BO'S REACTION TO BEING HIT ON BY AMY LALONDE! She looked like she wanted it so bad. To bad Dyson's a selfish, cock-blocking prick.
- OMG MAKE IT STOP! THE DIALOGUE IT HURTS SO BAD. WAS THIS WRITTEN BY STEPHANIE MEYER???? Okay, that's not fair, as douchey as Dyson can be he's not Edward Cullen douchey. But I digress ... I HATE IT! IT BURNS! MAKE IT STOP!!! EVEN THE ANVILS OF DOOM HURT! *mom...myhelpmeplesemommy*
- WHY DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD WITH AVIATORS AND A SWEATER TIED AROUND HIS SHOULDERS!?!?! The whip lash is killing me. HATE HOT HATE HOT HATE HOT HATE HOT HATE HOT! Stop messing with my head show! *sigh* At least my disdain for Bo remains constant.
- OMG TWIRLING IN THE TREES TOGETHER?!?!?! WHAT IS THIS? I CAN'T!
- OMG! The hole in the ground of bad smells. LIke, damn, what did you guys think it was going to smell like? Roses? It was a creepy lidded hole in the ground.
Kenzi: Yes! This time it wasn't me that ate the gross thing.
Bo: I am not not eating you. And you are not not eating me!
Oh, Bo. You are so dumb.
- LOL! Kenzi's beging attacked by Poison Ivy! Sweet.
12 minutes left and I'm convinced that Bo and Dyson are going to end off the episode being perfectly happy and all creepily Stepford Fae's and I will be tortured for the next seven days as I await their destruction in the season finale (and wonder if Lauren will even be in the season finale)! [FYI: I was right. They are fine. Better than fine. I am tortured. And I DO wonder if Lauren will even be in the season finale]
- BO JUST LEFT THAT FAE TO DIE!!!! WHERE THE HELL DOES SHE GET OFF BEING MAD AT SASKIA??!?!?! Fucking lack of consistency. I HATE the writers of this showall the time sometimes.
- Saskia, what? What's going on. SASKIA KILLING DYSON??????? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM NOW? SAY MY NAME BITCH? WHAAAAAAAATTTTTTT??????? WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHO IS SHE??????????
WHAT IS HAPPENING ON THIS SHOW? Saskia is killing Dyson because no man should own a succubus' ass, and Bo's all 'stake through the heart' even though Saskia's not a vampire, and Saskia's all "You're a hard friend to help" and then Bo gives Dyson the breath of fucking life! *note they will refer to it as 'siphoning chi' but it's really the breath of fucking life*
Final thoughts ... I've held off on really making a pronouncement until now, wanting to give her a fair shake and all, but I've finally joined Team Anna Silk Can't Really Act. I just find Bo so intolerable these days, and it's not like she's really being written in a douchey way. There's something about how Silk is playing her that's really rubbing me the wrong way. I mean I was kind of charmed by Dyson this episode, but I could not dredge up an ounce of care for Bo - okay, I lie there was that one moment when she got horny, but that was it. This show is kind of shit, it gets by on the charisma of the actors, which works because the other actors have charisma. It just sucks that the person playing the main character isn't one of them.
(Trailer for the season finale)
Preview for next week:
Saskia is some big bad name Efa (possibly from Dyson's past) who really wants to kill some bitches - not sure why, other than to punish our main characters general douchery. But Saskia/Efa is a big, powerful bad that they have to take down.
There seems to be a subplot about Bo going drunk with power now that she can give life back to them. Apparently, "Siphoning chi is an art, and once you master it, it can be used to enslave anyone". I don't know, they showed Bo reverse feeding off of Kenzi and I was disturbed and turned on and lost focus for a second. Either way, Bo is probably going to be super-douchey next episode once again abusing the trust of the people she claims to love.
Also, there is some plot to take down the Fae. The line about taking down the Fae was delivered by a female who was not on screen. It sounded like Lauren to me, and they flashed to the Ash right after, but this could just be my mind feverish hoping to the point of delusion that Lauren will have something to do in the finale. But the voice could have also been Saskia. It's really impossible to tell since I think the editing for this promo will turn out to be especially misleading.
Not even a flash of Dr. LL though.
I'm not gonna dick around here ... first things first. There is no Dr. Hot Pants in this episode. There. Done. Hearts broken. I'll move on.
This episode was so confusing to me. It wasn't boring as hell like last weeks. I mean there were parts of this episode that I liked, but there were large sections of time where I couldn't even bare to face the screen. It was just a very bizarre episode. It's like it wasn't technically bad, it was just a serviceable episode of a show that I would have no interest in watching. Like if this had been the pilot of the show I never would have turned Lost Girl on again, cause while alright, it's just not something that I would watch every week (in fact I probably wouldn't have finished watching the pilot if it was like this episode).
THOUGHTS:
- Ugh, oh dear god. Bo/Dyson creep me out when they are being cutesy! Lawwwwwd, make it stop! Hale and Kenzi, I'm with you. *stomps away* Thank god the camera panned away with them when they ran from the disgusting display of Bo/Dyson. Also, 'true, true' and 'ha ha' to their conversation.
- OMG, a bath together *CRIES* Seriously, if these two don't BREAK THE HELL UP LIKE IMMEDIATELY I will not be able to watch the last episode of this season. I can't handle much more of this. If I wasn't kind of drunk right now I'd be curled up in a little ball in the corner of room rocking back and forth. [FYI: they did not break the hell up like immediately, and I am actually living quite in fear of the finale].
Bo: Who was it that saved your ass without asking for anything in return? *promptly asks for something in return*
Oh, Bo. Bo. Even in bizarro romantic comedy sequences you manage to be an ass.
Also, dear God! I can't take much more of this. This is not a show I want to watch. Not because of Bo/Dyson but because it's so horribly cutesy. I don't even know what I'm watching right now. This episode is like reverse-o 1x08, in that instead of being bizarrely dark, it's now bizarrely chipper like "Enchanted" and Bo is Giselle. And now I'm going to be disappointed when they are no song and dance numbers, because that's the only thing that could make this tolerable.
- The U.N. ... OMG! Bo working for the U.N? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA x 1000 x infinity + one! I wouldn't be surprised if Bo couldn't spell U.N. Come on writers, I can't believe anyone would believe that she worked for them!
- Wow, Kenzi. That accent. WOW! I don't even ...
- Dyson ... looks gooooood in tennis whites! Gotta give credit where credit is due. I recognize, Kris Holden-Ried, I recognize!
- OMG! MAN IN TREES! So scary. Kenzi handled that visual better than I would have. SO SUPER CREEPY!
- Oh, hey AMY LALONDE! Hey, I love you boo. Ms. Pierce forever (*fond sigh* 5ive Girls was so awesomely bad)! Evil has never looked so good!
- UGH! God, it's really hard to hate Dyson when he gives you free foot massages if you just put your feet in his lap and they let Kris Holden-Ried laugh. But seriously, this episode tis' SO BIZARRE. I mean, Hale and Kenzi talking about how weirdly couple-y Bo are Dyson were being, and having so many OVER THE TOP cutesy scenes, I've got to believe that things are going to IMPLODE for Bo/Dyson by the end of the episode, but still .... WAH WAH WAH call the Wah-mbulence because I don't want to watch the rising action, I just want to see things go horribly wrong for them! [FYI: they do not implode the episode, there is no catharsis, I remain in misery]
Bo: It still creeps me out that the Fae can access people's back accounts.
Kenzi: Really, cause it creeps me out they find humans to be one of the four food groups.
LOL!
- I want Saskia to just show up on my doorstep. LOL also, her mocking Bo/Dyson was the FUNNIEST thing ever. [very paraphrased] "Who the Ken doll? Are you two going steady? Cause that would make you the lamest succubus ever! Hey, it's chilly outside. Don't forget to bring your sweater." LOL! There was a lot more awesome insults mixed in there but I couldn't catch them all. DAMMIT! WHY IS THIS BITCH NOT ON THE SHOW ALL THE TIME???
- That country club party looked fun for real though.
- Thank god, Kenzi is hilarious again! I missed her snark self last week.
- Okay, I have to say that I'm actually really enjoying Dyson this episode. Just not with Bo. Dyson just being Dyson is pretty fly this episode, cause KHR is fine like a ticket on my dashboard. It's just anything with Bo and Dyson like speaking to each other makes me wanna gauge my eyes out.
- HALE AND KENZI "come a little closer then, a little closer, a little closer!" LOL. I quite enjoy these two as a tag-team.
- LOL! I LOVED BO'S REACTION TO BEING HIT ON BY AMY LALONDE! She looked like she wanted it so bad. To bad Dyson's a selfish, cock-blocking prick.
- OMG MAKE IT STOP! THE DIALOGUE IT HURTS SO BAD. WAS THIS WRITTEN BY STEPHANIE MEYER???? Okay, that's not fair, as douchey as Dyson can be he's not Edward Cullen douchey. But I digress ... I HATE IT! IT BURNS! MAKE IT STOP!!! EVEN THE ANVILS OF DOOM HURT! *mom...myhelpmeplesemommy*
- WHY DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD WITH AVIATORS AND A SWEATER TIED AROUND HIS SHOULDERS!?!?! The whip lash is killing me. HATE HOT HATE HOT HATE HOT HATE HOT HATE HOT! Stop messing with my head show! *sigh* At least my disdain for Bo remains constant.
- OMG TWIRLING IN THE TREES TOGETHER?!?!?! WHAT IS THIS? I CAN'T!
- OMG! The hole in the ground of bad smells. LIke, damn, what did you guys think it was going to smell like? Roses? It was a creepy lidded hole in the ground.
Kenzi: Yes! This time it wasn't me that ate the gross thing.
Bo: I am not not eating you. And you are not not eating me!
Oh, Bo. You are so dumb.
- LOL! Kenzi's beging attacked by Poison Ivy! Sweet.
12 minutes left and I'm convinced that Bo and Dyson are going to end off the episode being perfectly happy and all creepily Stepford Fae's and I will be tortured for the next seven days as I await their destruction in the season finale (and wonder if Lauren will even be in the season finale)! [FYI: I was right. They are fine. Better than fine. I am tortured. And I DO wonder if Lauren will even be in the season finale]
- BO JUST LEFT THAT FAE TO DIE!!!! WHERE THE HELL DOES SHE GET OFF BEING MAD AT SASKIA??!?!?! Fucking lack of consistency. I HATE the writers of this show
- Saskia, what? What's going on. SASKIA KILLING DYSON??????? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM NOW? SAY MY NAME BITCH? WHAAAAAAAATTTTTTT??????? WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHO IS SHE??????????
WHAT IS HAPPENING ON THIS SHOW? Saskia is killing Dyson because no man should own a succubus' ass, and Bo's all 'stake through the heart' even though Saskia's not a vampire, and Saskia's all "You're a hard friend to help" and then Bo gives Dyson the breath of fucking life! *note they will refer to it as 'siphoning chi' but it's really the breath of fucking life*
Final thoughts ... I've held off on really making a pronouncement until now, wanting to give her a fair shake and all, but I've finally joined Team Anna Silk Can't Really Act. I just find Bo so intolerable these days, and it's not like she's really being written in a douchey way. There's something about how Silk is playing her that's really rubbing me the wrong way. I mean I was kind of charmed by Dyson this episode, but I could not dredge up an ounce of care for Bo - okay, I lie there was that one moment when she got horny, but that was it. This show is kind of shit, it gets by on the charisma of the actors, which works because the other actors have charisma. It just sucks that the person playing the main character isn't one of them.
(Trailer for the season finale)
Preview for next week:
Saskia is some big bad name Efa (possibly from Dyson's past) who really wants to kill some bitches - not sure why, other than to punish our main characters general douchery. But Saskia/Efa is a big, powerful bad that they have to take down.
There seems to be a subplot about Bo going drunk with power now that she can give life back to them. Apparently, "Siphoning chi is an art, and once you master it, it can be used to enslave anyone". I don't know, they showed Bo reverse feeding off of Kenzi and I was disturbed and turned on and lost focus for a second. Either way, Bo is probably going to be super-douchey next episode once again abusing the trust of the people she claims to love.
Also, there is some plot to take down the Fae. The line about taking down the Fae was delivered by a female who was not on screen. It sounded like Lauren to me, and they flashed to the Ash right after, but this could just be my mind feverish hoping to the point of delusion that Lauren will have something to do in the finale. But the voice could have also been Saskia. It's really impossible to tell since I think the editing for this promo will turn out to be especially misleading.
Not even a flash of Dr. LL though.
So, yeah. In conclusion, Saskia is awesome and terrifying! Kenzi is funny (though I'm getting tired of the wakcy!accents). Preppy is a good look on Dyson. Bo is just intolerable to me even when she's not being overtly offensive. There was no Dr. Lauren. And once again Dyson gets this Dierdre Hall-Joan Collins-aging-beauty, delicate, loving, soft light treatment of Dream-Man-ditude throughout the whole episode (honestly, if a we had been told that a puppy was born every time Dyson smiles, I wouldn't have been surprised) while Lauren is cast off in the land of harsh, unforgiving, pore exposing, limited access HDTV. I just ... I don't know. I'm falling out of love with this show so quickly.
