fembuck | The Boondocks = Love

So, I just watched the first season of 'The Boondocks' and it is genius. Genius I says!

Boondocks Quotage:

Huey: "You cannot tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese!"

Riley: "I'm gone smack god upside the head and tell him go get me a grilled cheese and some tacos! And I dare god to say something. I be like 'Say somthin god, say somethin! Yeah, I thought so!' And if god say something I be like this! Ooh! Take that god!"

Slickback: “No! Its A Pimp Named Slickback! Like A Tribe Called Quest! You say the whole thing!!”

Riley: "Man, this is like going to heaven and finding god smoking crack!"

Riley: "N!%%a you gone pay what you owe!!! "

Tom: "Is that the bus that's gonna take me to real butt pounding jail?"

Rummy: Simply because you dont have evidence something does exist, doesn't me you have evidence it doesn't exist.
Riley: What?
Rummy: What country you from?
Riley: What?
Rummy: What aint no country I heard of. They speak english in what?
Riley: What?
Rummy: English m%*%^&#$&@! do you speak it?
Riley: Yeah.
Rummy: So you understand the words im saying to you?
Riley: Yeah.
Rummy: Well what im saying is there are known knowns and known unknowns, but there are also unknown unknowns. Things that we don't know we don't know.
Riley: What?
Rummy: Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you m%*%^&#$&@!. Say what one more time!

Riley: "And if R. Kelly goes to jail, I'll piss on yo' cat!"

Colonel Stinkmeaner: "Who in the hell parked in my space? That's like callin' 1-800 collectanasswhuppin'! & no it ain't no toll free call partna!"

Colonel Stinkmeaner: "Ni**a, you better have insurance. Asswhuppin' Insurance and you're about to pay a deductible."

Riley: "This must be what crack feel like."

Riley: Dear Santa, you are a bitch nigga. No, scratch that. Dear Santa, you are a bitch-ass nigga. I heard the mall is hiring mo' security to protect yo ass. That's a bitch move, Santa. I'm coming for that ass again until you pay what you owe! Sincurrly, the Santa Stalker.

Huey: Excuse me. Everyone, I have a brief announcement to make. Jesus was black, Ronald Regan was the devil, and the government is lying about 9/11. Thank you for your time and good night.

Robert "Bitches" Freeman: "What's wrong with a man givin' away a gold shower? Sounds like a nice gift to me. What? Shoot, I wish somebody gave me a golden shower! One, I like gold, two, I like showers. Put it together, hey, that sound like the life! Hoo!"

Robert Freeman: How many times have I told you you better not even dream of telling white folk the truth? You better learn how to lie like me. Shoot, making white people riot. Imma go find me a white man to lie to right now.

Huey: "You wanna help R. Kelly? Then get some counciling for R. Kelly. Introduce him to some older women. Hide his camcorder..."

Huey: "I got an idea! Let's go to college, so we don't end up like Gangstalicious."

Riley: "When I see pee, I move."

Gin Rummy: "The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence."

Riley: “It was a bad plan, you plan things badly.”

Riley: "Granddad, Rodney King called. He said, 'Damn! I thought I got my ass whooped!"

Riley: "He has a big stupid afro and a very poor disposition."

Riley: "She cheat at playstation", "we gonna have brothers and sisters thats half hoe", "you know that lightskinneded hoe was hoe right"

Jazmine: "Everybody thinks 'ho ho ho' means the Hilton Sisters standing next to Nicole Richie."

Riley: "Is this a cell phone, or a cordless pay phone?!"

And to get a taste for what the show is like some sample "The Boondocks" comic strips: