...Best Damn Tapper! *Most Smartest*

A show about naked females wrestling against each other that doesn't merely exist in my mind. Whoa. I don't know, but I'm pretty sure that this might be the greatest thing ever! (Okay, Kristanna Loken making out with me would be the greatest thing ever, but since that's likely only to happen in my dreams, I'm pretty sure that this is the greatest thing ever. Okay, so Lucy Liu and Carla Gugino as lesbian vampires sexin' and covered in blood was pretty great too, and so was Rose McGowan with a machine-gun leg, and peanut butter cookies are pretty awesome as well, but this is still pretty damn skippy!)

Naked Female Wrestling

Carmen Electra, stop making me like you! Seriously, what is up with celebrities I never used to be able to stand making me kinda of like them all of a sudden (Marley Shelton, Carmen Electra and ... uh, okay I guess there's just two of them then, but I'm looking at them anyway!). I don't know and I don't care, but continue to be super sexy.