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So this thread turned into a cracktacular, porn extravaganza that inspired me to write three Twilight based porn drabbles.

These drabbles have no plot, no characterization to speak of, and no redeeming qualities beyond the p0rn.

If you want to know what strange flights of fancies inspired them, click here

And now ... Twilight: The Porn Drabbles!

#1
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Emmett/Rosalie, Emmett/Bella, Alice/Her hand (I guess)
Rating: NC-17 all the way
Warning:  voyeurism, masturbation, vampire cock
Summary: Everyone gets to ride the Emmett train.

( Drabble # 1 - Emmett is a pimp! )

#2
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: NC-17 all the way
Warning:  spanking, hot vampire/human sex
Summary: Bella has been a bad girl (maybe she hasn't, I don't think it matters to Alice much), and bad girls get spanked.

( Drabble #2 - Hair Brush, I Love You )

#3
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: NC-17 all the way
Warning:  period blood, hot vampire/human sex
Summary: Okay, so Alice is a vampire and Bella is a human female. It can't be denied, that at a certain time of the month it's gotta be really hard for Alice to be around her. And well, sometimes, the strongest thing we can do ... is surrender.

( Drabble #3 - Sweet Surrender )