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Why the hell did they even bother??
Jun. 7th, 2007 03:54 pmParis Hilton is out of jail as we've all heard by now, and while I'm not shocked I am pretty fucking disgusted and just wished they had never even bothered pretending that she was going to be treated like anything but a precious little princess.
The Reason For Paris' Release
Paris was apparently suffering from severe panic attacks and depression, where she even became suicidal. Towards the end of her stay, Paris began, what others call, a nervous breakdown. Her psychiatrist was so concerned for her well being they did everything possible to get her to a place in which was comfortable for her and her health.
*facepalm*
Best Response To The "News"
What do we have, voluntary fucking prisons in LA now? No shit she didn't like it and freaked out, that's the point. I'm surprised they didn't just lock her up inside Magic Mountain. "I sentence you to 30 days on Viper and Goliath, and at night you will be confined to Bugs Bunny World where you will be served funnel cakes and those Batman shaped popcicles. The grape ones. I think they have strawberry too and I guess you can have those if you want..."
And
Only the starfuckers who run the LA county sheriffs department would say she was not released early with a straight face. She went from prison to a mansion. I'm not technically an architect, but those don't sound like the same thing. And I'm sure this sentence will get cut in half too. By tomorrow, they'll take off the house arrest ankle bracelet and replace it with the Congressional Medal of Valor, and they'll do it in one of those big ceremonies like at the end of Star Wars.
from What Would Tyler Durden Do?
I wish Sarah Silverman were around to mock Paris some more, but really the joke is on all of us.
The Reason For Paris' Release
Paris was apparently suffering from severe panic attacks and depression, where she even became suicidal. Towards the end of her stay, Paris began, what others call, a nervous breakdown. Her psychiatrist was so concerned for her well being they did everything possible to get her to a place in which was comfortable for her and her health.
*facepalm*
Best Response To The "News"
What do we have, voluntary fucking prisons in LA now? No shit she didn't like it and freaked out, that's the point. I'm surprised they didn't just lock her up inside Magic Mountain. "I sentence you to 30 days on Viper and Goliath, and at night you will be confined to Bugs Bunny World where you will be served funnel cakes and those Batman shaped popcicles. The grape ones. I think they have strawberry too and I guess you can have those if you want..."
And
Only the starfuckers who run the LA county sheriffs department would say she was not released early with a straight face. She went from prison to a mansion. I'm not technically an architect, but those don't sound like the same thing. And I'm sure this sentence will get cut in half too. By tomorrow, they'll take off the house arrest ankle bracelet and replace it with the Congressional Medal of Valor, and they'll do it in one of those big ceremonies like at the end of Star Wars.
from What Would Tyler Durden Do?
I wish Sarah Silverman were around to mock Paris some more, but really the joke is on all of us.
