Blade the Series - 1x10 - "Hunters"
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fembuckCommentary is a little different tonight, it's kind of a blow by blow as I watch the show. Oooh, so much fun.
Krista, baby, doll, sweetie, crushing the vile in your hand ... hot. Throwing it against the wall so that little glass shards shatter everywhere ... painful. Someone's in for a rude awaking next time they take a shower and considering how much she loves sitting down in that luxurious shower stall ... well, I'm sure Chase would kiss her boo boo better.
Okay, I suspected that I'd love this episode when I saw Lauren Lee Smith's name in the credits, but my love was cemented when Krista did her most awesome vampire strut only for Blade to pop up and smack his bitch up. Seriously, I know that it shouldn't be funny, but Blade pimp slapping Krista was pretty effing hilarious.
Aww, the SoupChef in glasses rocking the geek chic.
"I've watched you for decades Chase" Oohhhh, she went there. Charlotte totally hearts (or wants to eat her heart) Chase. Note to self: Never go for tea at Charlotte's (but if I do, make sure to stick out my pinky while I drink babies blood like Chase does). Damn Charlotte's a freaky little kid. Also, does Emily Hurst look older to anyone? Kids, they grow up so fast.
"You better get to a doctor, you're bleeding" *punch* OMG, Blade! YOu just made me like you. "Go get some ice cream". OMG Blade, you just made me like you again! Also, team Blade seems to like to take out guy's junk. Krista last week with the crotch grab, and then Blade going straight for the testies. You guys fight dirty and that's always amusing to watch.
Krista asks: Why don't I have any friends?
Me: Because you try to eat them Krista.
I liked the Shen/Krista bonding, those two should have more scenes together. Though hopefully with less Krista trying to bite his ass in the future. Nice try though Krista, Jill Wagner would do well in a Texas Chainsaw Masacre type movie that calls for huddling in corners while dirty and crying yet totally sexy. She could continue the tradition other Blade alum Jessica Biel started.
"...probably a cat lover" "So let's go find Renfield and ask him where the Prince is" Oh Shen, I said I loved you but I lied ... cause this is more than love I feel inside. I think SuddenlyHot sister feels the same way. BTW, why is the sister suddenly hot? I love Bethany for thinking that Blade looks like a badass though, instead of being all "whatev" like everyone else in Detriot when he walks into a room.
Okay, the White Prince's minions are like the scariest thing I've seen on the show so far. Teeth pulling creeps me the hell out. And they're not fun creepy like Charlotte and her tea parties, they're like actual creepy which is *shudder*
Hey, in that club scene with Suddenly hot Bethany I think they reused Chase's brown wig. Also, those extras were some of the worse dancers I've ever seen. And Shen yeah you were MachoSexy with your beating up of the annoying chin ring guy (I really hate that Vancouver actor in like everything I've seen him in), but that was totally stupid. That was like Krista stupid man.
37 minutes in and Marcus free ... awesome! Oh man, as soon as I typed that the bastard showed up. Still Chase was there to balance it out. Who knew "At a tea party" could be so menacing.
Hey, Jill that's some awesome Jennifer Love Hewitt turning and looking up at the ceiling/sky hopelessly that you were doing. Too bad there was no screaming dramatically at nothing. Also apparently the Blade costuming people like to give their actresses proper support. Good for them bad ... bad for me.
Nooooooooooooo! Goddamn you Chase! Damn. You. I wanted a real betrayal not a fake one. This better be a double play. Chase seemed kind of cold with Marcus in that meeting so hopefully she's just trying to lull him into a false sense of security. Boo writers, I give you a hardcore BOO!
Daaaaaaamn. Shen is totally not a dude with whom to fuck. Love that Shen went there, on another show they totally would have had him just knock the guy out. That should be Blade the Series new motto "Blade the Series ... yeah, we went there!"
The White Prince kind of looks like that Diamond faced dude from Die Another Day. *Diversion: God you suck Halle Berry. Rosamund Pike was awesome as Miranda Frost though. Who in my mind was totally like Emma Frost's less successful sister.*
Ohhhh, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. I cannot believe they showed that. Damn Blade, you're hard core. But EWWWWWW. Should've known though, Blade the Series always goes there.
Krista's being emo ... it must be a Wednesday. And that sore by her mouth was totally nasty. Marcus totally gave Krista an STD.
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Khase kissage in the preview for next week! There was lots of other shit in the preview too, but KHASSSSSE KISSSSAGE! Blade the Series ... they totally go there! *vapours, I have the vapours*
Krista, baby, doll, sweetie, crushing the vile in your hand ... hot. Throwing it against the wall so that little glass shards shatter everywhere ... painful. Someone's in for a rude awaking next time they take a shower and considering how much she loves sitting down in that luxurious shower stall ... well, I'm sure Chase would kiss her boo boo better.
Okay, I suspected that I'd love this episode when I saw Lauren Lee Smith's name in the credits, but my love was cemented when Krista did her most awesome vampire strut only for Blade to pop up and smack his bitch up. Seriously, I know that it shouldn't be funny, but Blade pimp slapping Krista was pretty effing hilarious.
Aww, the SoupChef in glasses rocking the geek chic.
"I've watched you for decades Chase" Oohhhh, she went there. Charlotte totally hearts (or wants to eat her heart) Chase. Note to self: Never go for tea at Charlotte's (but if I do, make sure to stick out my pinky while I drink babies blood like Chase does). Damn Charlotte's a freaky little kid. Also, does Emily Hurst look older to anyone? Kids, they grow up so fast.
"You better get to a doctor, you're bleeding" *punch* OMG, Blade! YOu just made me like you. "Go get some ice cream". OMG Blade, you just made me like you again! Also, team Blade seems to like to take out guy's junk. Krista last week with the crotch grab, and then Blade going straight for the testies. You guys fight dirty and that's always amusing to watch.
Krista asks: Why don't I have any friends?
Me: Because you try to eat them Krista.
I liked the Shen/Krista bonding, those two should have more scenes together. Though hopefully with less Krista trying to bite his ass in the future. Nice try though Krista, Jill Wagner would do well in a Texas Chainsaw Masacre type movie that calls for huddling in corners while dirty and crying yet totally sexy. She could continue the tradition other Blade alum Jessica Biel started.
"...probably a cat lover" "So let's go find Renfield and ask him where the Prince is" Oh Shen, I said I loved you but I lied ... cause this is more than love I feel inside. I think SuddenlyHot sister feels the same way. BTW, why is the sister suddenly hot? I love Bethany for thinking that Blade looks like a badass though, instead of being all "whatev" like everyone else in Detriot when he walks into a room.
Okay, the White Prince's minions are like the scariest thing I've seen on the show so far. Teeth pulling creeps me the hell out. And they're not fun creepy like Charlotte and her tea parties, they're like actual creepy which is *shudder*
Hey, in that club scene with Suddenly hot Bethany I think they reused Chase's brown wig. Also, those extras were some of the worse dancers I've ever seen. And Shen yeah you were MachoSexy with your beating up of the annoying chin ring guy (I really hate that Vancouver actor in like everything I've seen him in), but that was totally stupid. That was like Krista stupid man.
37 minutes in and Marcus free ... awesome! Oh man, as soon as I typed that the bastard showed up. Still Chase was there to balance it out. Who knew "At a tea party" could be so menacing.
Hey, Jill that's some awesome Jennifer Love Hewitt turning and looking up at the ceiling/sky hopelessly that you were doing. Too bad there was no screaming dramatically at nothing. Also apparently the Blade costuming people like to give their actresses proper support. Good for them bad ... bad for me.
Nooooooooooooo! Goddamn you Chase! Damn. You. I wanted a real betrayal not a fake one. This better be a double play. Chase seemed kind of cold with Marcus in that meeting so hopefully she's just trying to lull him into a false sense of security. Boo writers, I give you a hardcore BOO!
Daaaaaaamn. Shen is totally not a dude with whom to fuck. Love that Shen went there, on another show they totally would have had him just knock the guy out. That should be Blade the Series new motto "Blade the Series ... yeah, we went there!"
The White Prince kind of looks like that Diamond faced dude from Die Another Day. *Diversion: God you suck Halle Berry. Rosamund Pike was awesome as Miranda Frost though. Who in my mind was totally like Emma Frost's less successful sister.*
Ohhhh, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. I cannot believe they showed that. Damn Blade, you're hard core. But EWWWWWW. Should've known though, Blade the Series always goes there.
Krista's being emo ... it must be a Wednesday. And that sore by her mouth was totally nasty. Marcus totally gave Krista an STD.
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Khase kissage in the preview for next week! There was lots of other shit in the preview too, but KHASSSSSE KISSSSAGE! Blade the Series ... they totally go there! *vapours, I have the vapours*
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Date: 2006-08-31 10:37 pm (UTC)And I THOUGHT that girl looked familiar! *watched a bit of Mutant X at one point* Ha, yeah, and Shen kicked ASS. I loved his wisecracking already - plus, the fact that they actually have a sidekick who's good with computers - but muahaha, I love him twice as much now. Not only does he have great oneliners, but he has a little geeky / shy complex when he tries to clip the tracer on the sister's bra. xD AND he kicked serious ass. *drool* His whole "kick the crap out of the chain guy" bit was funny as hell. Am I the only one that was shouting at the TV "NO, Shen, it's not the dumbassed leech, it's the BAR TENDER GUY!!!"?
And Blade's bitch-slap to Krista rocked meh socks. I love the "You're hunting? So am I." Wham! xDDD *glee giggle* That and the way he just dumps her ass into the cell / detox room. AFTER carrying her in over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. Missed the Shen / Krista conversation helping my poor comp-illiterate dad print something out, made me so mad. I wanted to see that. *nodnod*
I cannot WAIT for next week.
Re: BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Date: 2006-08-31 11:47 pm (UTC)I noes! I'm so excited. And I know it's not gonna be a schmoopy kiss which is fine, cause they're VAMPIRES! But menacing, scared and longing I could totally go for (and with the way Chase was circling around Krista before the kiss I'll probably get it).
And I totally loved my Shen this episode. The Shen greatness started with his Mandarin talking hotness, and then just continued with wisecracking, ass kicking, cute awkward flirting,
junkieKrista befriending, and did I mention ass kicking, lol.And I must be slow like Shen because I did think that going over to K.Fed lite was stupid but not because I realized it was the bartender. I thought K.Fed was working with someone else and that they'd take the girl when Shen was distracted, which kinda happened, but yeah I overlooked the bartender so there's a little Shen in me I guess, lol.
This show is cornering the market on hilariously knocking people out and then having others carry them over their shoulders/dragging them along the ground like a sack of potatoes. Last week Chase, this week Krista, and both were highly amusing.
*taps foot waiting for Wednesday*