A gay 'ol time...
Nov. 15th, 2006 04:50 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fembuckHot new couple: Michelle and Kristanna
Picture is actually from months ago, but it was part of a very cute series of gaymo pics of them out and about in LA.
Well, looks like I'll be picking up that copy of The Advocate. Suspected, strongly, after comments Kristanna had made post-BloodRayne (*shudder* At least SOMETHING good came out of that movie being made), but to actually see it teasingly confirmed is a beautiful thing.
I need The L Word to start up (there's a phrase I never thought I'd hear myself utter ever again in life ... Damn you Kristanna! And by damn you, I mean "thank you for being so hot"), or Painkiller Jane pics to be released or something because I'm feeling the need to watch BloodRayne again, and I really, really don't want to do that to myself ;D
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Date: 2006-11-15 05:11 am (UTC)because I'm feeling the need to watch BloodRayne again, and I really, really don't want to do that to myself ;D
Ha!! Quit playin'. You totally know you're gonna watch it again.. with the sound off!
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Date: 2006-11-15 10:05 pm (UTC)I was just revived with smelling salts myself, lol.
Ha!! Quit playin'. You totally know you're gonna watch it again.. with the sound off!
I totally am, I'm so weak! WEAK! But Kristanna and Michelle, and gay-ish dhampires in love with gypsies who meet tragic demises ... with the sound off
*decides to look for download because I don't want anyone I know seeing me renting it*
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Date: 2006-11-15 10:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-15 10:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-16 12:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-15 05:15 am (UTC)I love that my flist is so gay. I just saw
...it was part of a very cute series of gaymo pics of them out and about in LA.
What? Who? When? Where are these pictures and why have I never seen them?
:D <-me being a very happy camper for the moment
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Date: 2006-11-15 10:10 pm (UTC)So true. And this is like great, because it's like an actress coming out as bi and actually dating a woman! Whaaaa *head explodes* I mean, I had a feeling she was the real McCoy (she actually mentioned emotional attachement instead of just like 'yeah, chicks are hot', and mentioned wanting to settle down with a 'partner' instead of the typical "find a man" or "get married" which was a good sign).
What? Who? When? Where are these pictures and why have I never seen them?
I might have exaggerated the gaymo of the pics a little going back to look at them, but they are date-y. Michelle smiling - I know 'whaaaaa' - as she goes to pick up her hot Norwegian girl (http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/michelle-rodriguez/michelle-rodriguez-goes-back-to-jail-001249) Love the hand on the small of Kristanna's back pic ... awwww, so cute ;D
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Date: 2006-11-15 11:05 pm (UTC)I mean, I had a feeling she was the real McCoy...
I had this crazy feeling of deja vu all last night and I couldn't shake it or figure out why for the life of me, until this morning when it dawned on me: Marcia Cross. Almost the exact same thing happen then, with less reliable sources, and to disprove it all and put the rumor mill to sleep she went off and married a dude. Not cool. Thank god, this time around some credible sources backed the story right away and that's almost as good as MR saying it herself, almost.
Michelle smiling - I know 'whaaaaaa' - as she goes to pick up her hot Norwegian girl
Mmmm, delicious. And I'll take any and all pictures of the Jolly Lesbian Giant, little Fiesty Hott Latina and all their gayness. Also, I can call MR little because she's the same height I am. Have I mentioned yay!
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Date: 2006-11-15 06:41 am (UTC)Must... resist... urge to RPS!
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Date: 2006-11-15 10:02 pm (UTC)Dude, you crack me up. "Huge Norse half-giant warrior goddess" is like the perfectest description of Loken ever. But yeah, Rodriguez does look like a wee little munchkin next to her, like you just want to reach out and ruffle her hair for being so tiny and cute (though she could probably kick my ass ... and probably bites and pulls hair too).
Do not resist the urge to RPS! [peer pressure] Come on, do it ... do it, you know you want to...[/pp]
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Date: 2006-11-15 11:21 pm (UTC)Or, better yet, Michelle Rodriguez could be part of the human resistance after Judgment Day. A Terminatrix is captured. Michelle has to reprogram it (ala the T-850) while trying to ignore the way it reminds her of her lost love, Kristanna Loken.
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Date: 2006-11-16 12:19 am (UTC)LOL! Ohhhh, douche chill!
Or, better yet, Michelle Rodriguez could be part of the human resistance after Judgment Day. A Terminatrix is captured. Michelle has to reprogram it (ala the T-850) while trying to ignore the way it reminds her of her lost love, Kristanna Loken.
You have no idea how much I would love you if you wrote that fic. Michelle Rodriguez as herself who is like every character she has ever played would be hilariously meta, I love seeing the world Terminatrix written and you'd have to use that a few times in the story, the Terminatrix totally needed to get some play (especially since her first action ever was to strip a woman naked), and then the love across the ages storyline would just be so cheesily awesome.
Do it! Do it! *pleading* Please?
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Date: 2006-11-16 04:49 am (UTC)A. Uwe Boll is the matchmaker who got Michelle Rodriguez and Kristanna Loken together in the first place.
and
B. Michelle Rodriguez knows how to reprogram cyborgs because she's a method actor and her last role before the Apocalyse was as a fiery Latina computer programmer.
DAMN YOU!
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Date: 2006-11-18 10:14 pm (UTC)A. Michelle Rodriguez building robots, check. Terminatrix's being made in the future that look like Kristanna Loken who was Michelle's one true love, check. Michelle needing to method act as if she plays anyone but herself, check. But Uwe Boll having a hand in creating something that doesn't completely suck ... *alert alert alert* suspension of disbelief overload. *weeeooo weeeooo* LOL.
Seriously though I kind of like the idea of Uwe Boll accidently helping to save the world by hooking those two up, since I think dumb, blind luck is the only way he'll ever contribute anything meaningful to society.
B. Love this so much I want to have it's babies. *giggles at 'fiery' description* So genius. You realize this has to be done now.
*needs this crack!fix like whoa*
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Date: 2006-11-19 03:27 am (UTC)Oh, and the Terminatrix could use her liquid metal exoskeletion to create a super-dildo.
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Date: 2006-11-19 03:47 am (UTC)LOL. And now I'm going to be giggling at the image of Kristanna Loken wearing a grandmotherly reindeer sweater ... and thinking that it's totally wrong because she'd still be hot in it (probably literally as well as figuratively seeing as she lives in L.A., lol) And the latest pic I found seems to solidly support your cuddling theory, well played old sport.
Oh, and the Terminatrix could use her liquid metal exoskeletion to create a super-dildo.
That. is. so. perfect. That has to be in the story, my god. Kristanna would probably be totally jealous if she realized what her Terminatrix doppleganger could do, and would probably get an insecurity complex or something, lol.
The more I hear about this fic, the more fascinated I am. Glad to hear that you have started it. I anxiously await it!
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Date: 2006-11-19 03:57 am (UTC)And Kristanna will ask her what she'll do for steady work and Michelle will be all "It's not like they're going to run out of parts that call for fiery Latino women."
"Fiery... sexy... adorable... cuddly Latino women..." Kristanna would amend as they cuddle and kiss and have eggnog. And then they done sex and then BOOM! Judgment Day!
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Date: 2006-11-15 09:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-15 09:59 pm (UTC)So true.
Those two together is just ...
*insert, drool, strange noise, spastic flailing, dreamy sighs and 'so hot' muttered on repeat*
*cue Nina Simone, "Feeling Good" ... "Its a new dawn/Its a new day/...And Im feeling good"*
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Date: 2006-11-15 11:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-15 09:56 pm (UTC)Now that's an equation I can understand! Totally my type of math.
Bring on the RPF. You know you want to!
Images might occasionally pop into my head - completely involuntarily mind you! - but I tend to stay away from RPF. I've read the occasional piece, but no matter how slash worthy or confirmedly gay a person might be, I can't write about actual people. I mean, I perv on them anyway so it shouldn't be a problem but alas ... still, you know I'll totally read any K/M fic that's written, even if I'm mentally blocked from contributing myself ;D
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Date: 2006-11-15 11:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-15 09:53 pm (UTC)*fist pump* yay gay!
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Date: 2006-11-15 02:57 pm (UTC)I'll be in my bunk.
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Date: 2006-11-15 09:51 pm (UTC)This news is totally bunk worthy.
*although now I'm imagining a mandolin playing in the background like whenever Inara was in her genie bottle of a shuttle and I'm giggling*
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Date: 2006-11-15 06:17 pm (UTC)I've never seen BloodRayne, is it that bad?
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Date: 2006-11-15 07:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-15 09:50 pm (UTC)Sigh, at least he wasn't able to dupe any name actors into staring in his latest dreck "Seed" (which is being panned left, right and center - shocking I know - for not only being horrible, but including a senseless and random animal torture sequence during the opening credits). *so much hate*
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Date: 2006-11-15 10:28 pm (UTC)Heh, the German Gov't. Iirc, he's exploiting a tax loophole that allows German filmmakers/investors to write off the budgets as a tax deductible. Which, as across the board awful as Uwe is, kinda makes me love him. He's doing what he loves, albeit awfully, and getting someone else to completely foot the bill!
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Date: 2006-11-16 12:21 am (UTC)OMG! Seriously? *shakes first at Germany. I mean, yeah they gave be Stefi Graff but really, there's no excuse for Uwe Boll*
If only he could use he's powers for good.
*shakes head*
Sucks to be the rest of the world...
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Date: 2006-11-15 09:47 pm (UTC)*tall girl reactionary statement* No! Rodriguez is just a midget!
*reason kicks in* Okay, okay ... but let's go with ... amanzonian, she's amazonian.
In all seriousness though, Loken is tall, she's 5'll (3/4 of inch taller than moi). I love her and her giantess glory, but yeah, she does look funny in that pic with the shorter Rodriguez.
And yeah, BloodRayne is pretty bad. It took me about 40 minutes to realize that Rodriquez was attempting a British accent, I realized Loken was doing it but it wasn't good. The outfits were shitty, the dialogue and plot ridiculous, the love story contrived (though it did lead to a boob shot), and the fight scenes awkward and boring.
Really the only good thing about it was the eye candy (Kris and Michelle), the gay (Rayne was totally in love with her gypsy friend, and was totally macking on a lady of the night before feeding off of her), and that's about it for dimlights (I can't in good conscience say 'highlights', but at least it wasn't a complete well of despair like other Boll movies)
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Date: 2006-11-18 09:49 pm (UTC)Off topic. But. I just realized that I only have episodes 1-10 of Blade!
0_0
*wibbles*
Can you fix this??
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Date: 2006-11-18 10:02 pm (UTC)Uploading episode 11 to sendspace as I type, I'll send the links along once I get them.
*R.I.P. Blade. You'll live on in our hearts*
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Date: 2006-11-18 10:03 pm (UTC)er... one of the reasons...
Blade Links
Date: 2006-11-19 04:57 am (UTC)Episode 11 - Part 1 - http://www.sendspace.com/file/2jw0s1
Episode 11 - Part 2 - http://www.sendspace.com/file/0nja8i
Episode 12 - Part 1 - http://www.sendspace.com/file/cr7r0u
Episode 12 - Part 2 - http://www.sendspace.com/file/v67cy8
Enjoy :D
Re: Blade Links
Date: 2006-11-19 05:03 am (UTC)