A gay 'ol time...

[fembuck]

Hot new couple: Michelle and Kristanna



Picture is actually from months ago, but it was part of a very cute series of gaymo pics of them out and about in LA.


Well, looks like I'll be picking up that copy of The Advocate. Suspected, strongly, after comments Kristanna had made post-BloodRayne (*shudder* At least SOMETHING good came out of that movie being made), but to actually see it teasingly confirmed is a beautiful thing.

I need The L Word to start up (there's a phrase I never thought I'd hear myself utter ever again in life ... Damn you Kristanna! And by damn you, I mean "thank you for being so hot"), or Painkiller Jane pics to be released or something because I'm feeling the need to watch BloodRayne again, and I really, really don't want to do that to myself ;D

Comments

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I think the best part is that Kristanna Loken is this huge Norse half-giant warrior goddess and Michelle Rodriguez is like a little munchkin next to her.

Dude, you crack me up. "Huge Norse half-giant warrior goddess" is like the perfectest description of Loken ever. But yeah, Rodriguez does look like a wee little munchkin next to her, like you just want to reach out and ruffle her hair for being so tiny and cute (though she could probably kick my ass ... and probably bites and pulls hair too).

Do not resist the urge to RPS! [peer pressure] Come on, do it ... do it, you know you want to...[/pp]

[teh-no.livejournal.com]

Maybe I could just slash characters they play. Kristanna Loken could be the T-X and Michelle Rodriguez could be... wait, I forgot, Michelle Rodriguez plays the same character in every movie. Oh snap!

Or, better yet, Michelle Rodriguez could be part of the human resistance after Judgment Day. A Terminatrix is captured. Michelle has to reprogram it (ala the T-850) while trying to ignore the way it reminds her of her lost love, Kristanna Loken.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

.. wait, I forgot, Michelle Rodriguez plays the same character in every movie. Oh snap!

LOL! Ohhhh, douche chill!

Or, better yet, Michelle Rodriguez could be part of the human resistance after Judgment Day. A Terminatrix is captured. Michelle has to reprogram it (ala the T-850) while trying to ignore the way it reminds her of her lost love, Kristanna Loken.

You have no idea how much I would love you if you wrote that fic. Michelle Rodriguez as herself who is like every character she has ever played would be hilariously meta, I love seeing the world Terminatrix written and you'd have to use that a few times in the story, the Terminatrix totally needed to get some play (especially since her first action ever was to strip a woman naked), and then the love across the ages storyline would just be so cheesily awesome.

Do it! Do it! *pleading* Please?

[teh-no.livejournal.com]

I've been thinking about it and I've come to the conclusion that...

A. Uwe Boll is the matchmaker who got Michelle Rodriguez and Kristanna Loken together in the first place.

and

B. Michelle Rodriguez knows how to reprogram cyborgs because she's a method actor and her last role before the Apocalyse was as a fiery Latina computer programmer.

DAMN YOU!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

A. Uwe Boll is the matchmaker who got Michelle Rodriguez and Kristanna Loken together in the first place.

A. Michelle Rodriguez building robots, check. Terminatrix's being made in the future that look like Kristanna Loken who was Michelle's one true love, check. Michelle needing to method act as if she plays anyone but herself, check. But Uwe Boll having a hand in creating something that doesn't completely suck ... *alert alert alert* suspension of disbelief overload. *weeeooo weeeooo* LOL.

Seriously though I kind of like the idea of Uwe Boll accidently helping to save the world by hooking those two up, since I think dumb, blind luck is the only way he'll ever contribute anything meaningful to society.

B. Love this so much I want to have it's babies. *giggles at 'fiery' description* So genius. You realize this has to be done now.

*needs this crack!fix like whoa*

[teh-no.livejournal.com]

The weird thing is, I'm writing this and it's... it plays completely straight. I can't tell whether it's RPS or a satire of RPS. But I'm pretty sure that Michelle Rodriguez is the pitbull in the relationship and Kristanna Loken is the quiet, philosophical one who lounges around in grandmotherly reindeer sweaters. And they cuddle. A lot.

Oh, and the Terminatrix could use her liquid metal exoskeletion to create a super-dildo.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

But I'm pretty sure that Michelle Rodriguez is the pitbull in the relationship and Kristanna Loken is the quiet, philosophical one who lounges around in grandmotherly reindeer sweaters. And they cuddle. A lot.

LOL. And now I'm going to be giggling at the image of Kristanna Loken wearing a grandmotherly reindeer sweater ... and thinking that it's totally wrong because she'd still be hot in it (probably literally as well as figuratively seeing as she lives in L.A., lol) And the latest pic I found seems to solidly support your cuddling theory, well played old sport.

Oh, and the Terminatrix could use her liquid metal exoskeletion to create a super-dildo.

That. is. so. perfect. That has to be in the story, my god. Kristanna would probably be totally jealous if she realized what her Terminatrix doppleganger could do, and would probably get an insecurity complex or something, lol.

The more I hear about this fic, the more fascinated I am. Glad to hear that you have started it. I anxiously await it!

[teh-no.livejournal.com]

And sometime in the past, Michelle would quit Lost, not because of that drunk driving incident (and the reason she was drunk, obviously, was being apart from Kristanna), but so she could move back to L.A. and live with Kristanna.

And Kristanna will ask her what she'll do for steady work and Michelle will be all "It's not like they're going to run out of parts that call for fiery Latino women."

"Fiery... sexy... adorable... cuddly Latino women..." Kristanna would amend as they cuddle and kiss and have eggnog. And then they done sex and then BOOM! Judgment Day!