Loken Promo shots!

[fembuck]

And the obsession continues! KristannaLoken.net posted a New Year gift of a couple promo shots for Kris's upcoming gigs. Seriously, ya'll, three months of new Loken projects *wipes tears* It's like it's my birthday ... only a month late.




Lovely *sighs, twirls dreamily* Seriously, Shane gets to have breakfast with that first thing in the morning! Lucky bitca! I want a Nordic goddess serving me freshly squeezed OJ, looking all sexy and shit. [Whisper]Also, is it just me or can you kind of see up her dress?[/Whisper]




Okay, is it just me or does it look like she could totally take both of those guys in her sleep? Seriously, they cannot contain her. Anyways, that's a lovely jacket, and she looks cute in tuc. Also, I like that her Painkiller Jane hair is a strawberry blonde instead of the BloodRayne shade. Normally, I'm not gaga over blondes, but I like Kristanna blonde and this shade is close enough to keep me happy.

Honestly though, I'm looking forward to Painkiller Jane more because ... well, it couldn't possibly suck worse than the L Word does. Also, it will have guns, and karate chops, and garters, and zingy one-liners, and questionable science, and Vancouver actors all of which are things I greatly enjoy! Granted the L Word will have girl kissing, but there will likely be talking before, during and after which will just ruin it (the mute button truly is an exquiste thing when anyone not named Alice or Carmen's Ass is on screen).

Comments

[resolute.livejournal.com]

Your obsession make me quite happy, thank you!

[kennedyismyhero.livejournal.com]

I think you're right, if that big KRISTANNALOKEN.NET tag wasn't there - we could totally see up that skirt. Also, I'm pretty sure she's keeping all (otherwise) jolly green giant bit actors employed as she gets more and more jobs 'cause they have to stand next to her to offset her own Nordic giantess-ness.

[teh-no.livejournal.com]

First picture: Kristanna Loken, about five seconds away from checking out her own cleavage to make sure it's still there.

Second picture: Kristanna Loken, about five seconds away from crossing her arms and taking bitches OUT.