Loken Promo shots!
Jan. 4th, 2007 04:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fembuckAnd the obsession continues! KristannaLoken.net posted a New Year gift of a couple promo shots for Kris's upcoming gigs. Seriously, ya'll, three months of new Loken projects *wipes tears* It's like it's my birthday ... only a month late.
Lovely *sighs, twirls dreamily* Seriously, Shane gets to have breakfast with that first thing in the morning! Lucky bitca! I want a Nordic goddess serving me freshly squeezed OJ, looking all sexy and shit. [Whisper]Also, is it just me or can you kind of see up her dress?[/Whisper]
Okay, is it just me or does it look like she could totally take both of those guys in her sleep? Seriously, they cannot contain her. Anyways, that's a lovely jacket, and she looks cute in tuc. Also, I like that her Painkiller Jane hair is a strawberry blonde instead of the BloodRayne shade. Normally, I'm not gaga over blondes, but I like Kristanna blonde and this shade is close enough to keep me happy.
Honestly though, I'm looking forward to Painkiller Jane more because ... well, it couldn't possibly suck worse than the L Word does. Also, it will have guns, and karate chops, and garters, and zingy one-liners, and questionable science, and Vancouver actors all of which are things I greatly enjoy! Granted the L Word will have girl kissing, but there will likely be talking before, during and after which will just ruin it (the mute button truly is an exquiste thing when anyone not named Alice or Carmen's Ass is on screen).
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Date: 2007-01-04 05:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-04 06:12 am (UTC)KristannaLoken.net, protector of Kris's va-jay-jay since 2007. Go team!
jolly green giant bit actors employed as she gets more and more jobs 'cause they have to stand next to her to offset her own Nordic giantess-ness.
BWAH! It's funny cause it's true. Those two in the picture with her just made the cut-off. They're like the kid whose unruly hairs that stick up help him just make the cut-off line for rollercoasters. However, if she's keeping tall ass actors employed I hope that my BSG boyfriend Tahmoh Penikett gets to make an appearance on show. He can be the Chronos to her Rhea. They should get Tricia Helfer and Lucy Lawless on the show for a couple episodes as well so that they can have some giantess chick fights going on (cause those are my favorite kind).
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Date: 2007-01-04 06:36 am (UTC)Kristanna Loken: Keeping Tall Ass Actors Employed Since Terminator
And I wouldn't put it past the Sci-Fi stunt casting team, aren't all their shit filmed up in Vancouver anyway? That's probably how Kris got the Painkiller Jane job, she was there with L Word and figured she'd give it a shot.
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Date: 2007-01-04 07:52 am (UTC)It's a worthy cause, and I for one applaud her for standing up for something that is so often over looked. Tall people (I'm sorry, vertically gifted people) need employment too!
And I wouldn't put it past the Sci-Fi stunt casting team, aren't all their shit filmed up in Vancouver anyway?
Yeah, I'm beginning to think that Sci-Fi couldn't exist without Vancouver. Everything I've seen that they've produced has been shot there. I scare my friends because I'll randomly declare that movies and shows we're watching were filmed in Vancouver because I recognize "Vancouver Actor #2" and "Vacouver Actress #4".
That's probably how Kris got the Painkiller Jane job, she was there with L Word and figured she'd give it a shot.
I never thought I'd ever say this, ever in life, but 'thank goodness for The L Word' because I think that's exactly what happened.