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fembuckAfter bemoaning the lack of Painkiller Jane promotional material just a few hours ago, SciFi decided to be a pal and update their site with a slew, yes that's right, a slew of Painkiller Jane promotional pictures, and an interview with The Loken herself which shows clips from the show.
What? No Fiji water? Sure, I might heal superfast, like a really tall and blonde X-23 or a legal Claire Bennett, but I'm a person too! Is it at least filtered?
Goddamnnnnnnn, girl! I've got no jokes for this picture, Kristanna is looking too superfine for anything but 'guh...pretty'. I think I might start calling Jane, Agent Tightpants in honour of the departed Firefly, and because ... well, she looks good in them.
Also, from these pictures alone Maureen will forever more be referred to as Jane's girlfriend... because well, she totally is. *psst, Maureen. You can cut your hair as short as you want, Jane's still gonna dominate you!*
T-X: I like your car.
Oh, wait, sorry. Wrong Kristanna filmography entry. Oh, come on, you were thinking it too.
*psst, honey! Your highly conspicuous antenna is showing!*
Badly lit room, multiple computer screens displaying technical mumbo jumbo, badass female dressed in black with a surly expression, and a lovely young woman in a chair going over the data ... *waaaaah* Birds of Prey, I miss you, but I think Jane/Maureen, might just fill the void the WB taking away Barbara and Helena left in my heart.
Go away random dude. At least Alfred brought them tea and left meatloaf in the fridge. He also bathed before coming into work!
Awww, my favorite new imaginary couple. And as far as I'm concerned they cast an actress to play Maureen that is comparable in size to Kristanna so that when the two characters start to make out it won't look funny. And they will make-out ... at least in my inevitable fics.
That's right lovechild of Julian Sands and Daniel Craig, don't look directly at the hotness or you'll go blind.
Hottest corpse since Krista Starr! Too bad Jane probably won't climb up a wall and hiss at a security guard, cause that was pretty hot when Krista did it.
Bra. Wet. Hips. Bra. Wet. Hips. Bra. Wet. Hips. Bra. Wet. Hips. Bra. Wet. Hips. Bra. Wet. Hips.
The rest of the Painkiller Jane gallery that these pictures came from, and the interview with Kristanna that contains clips from the show can be found here at the SciFi Channel website.
The more I hear about this, the more I'm looking forward to it! I mean even if it looked like it was filmed on someone's cellphone and the promo consisted of Kristanna twirling around in the rain looking up at the heaven's yelling "damn you, Salazar!" or something, I would have still watched it, but it's looking more and more like I won't have to be ashamed to admit that I watch it, lol.
This is like the first time ever that I'm looking forward to Friday the 13th!
What? No Fiji water? Sure, I might heal superfast, like a really tall and blonde X-23 or a legal Claire Bennett, but I'm a person too! Is it at least filtered?
Goddamnnnnnnn, girl! I've got no jokes for this picture, Kristanna is looking too superfine for anything but 'guh...pretty'. I think I might start calling Jane, Agent Tightpants in honour of the departed Firefly, and because ... well, she looks good in them.
Also, from these pictures alone Maureen will forever more be referred to as Jane's girlfriend... because well, she totally is. *psst, Maureen. You can cut your hair as short as you want, Jane's still gonna dominate you!*
T-X: I like your car.
Oh, wait, sorry. Wrong Kristanna filmography entry. Oh, come on, you were thinking it too.
*psst, honey! Your highly conspicuous antenna is showing!*
Badly lit room, multiple computer screens displaying technical mumbo jumbo, badass female dressed in black with a surly expression, and a lovely young woman in a chair going over the data ... *waaaaah* Birds of Prey, I miss you, but I think Jane/Maureen, might just fill the void the WB taking away Barbara and Helena left in my heart.
Go away random dude. At least Alfred brought them tea and left meatloaf in the fridge. He also bathed before coming into work!
Awww, my favorite new imaginary couple. And as far as I'm concerned they cast an actress to play Maureen that is comparable in size to Kristanna so that when the two characters start to make out it won't look funny. And they will make-out ... at least in my inevitable fics.
That's right lovechild of Julian Sands and Daniel Craig, don't look directly at the hotness or you'll go blind.
Hottest corpse since Krista Starr! Too bad Jane probably won't climb up a wall and hiss at a security guard, cause that was pretty hot when Krista did it.
Bra. Wet. Hips. Bra. Wet. Hips. Bra. Wet. Hips. Bra. Wet. Hips. Bra. Wet. Hips. Bra. Wet. Hips.
The rest of the Painkiller Jane gallery that these pictures came from, and the interview with Kristanna that contains clips from the show can be found here at the SciFi Channel website.
The more I hear about this, the more I'm looking forward to it! I mean even if it looked like it was filmed on someone's cellphone and the promo consisted of Kristanna twirling around in the rain looking up at the heaven's yelling "damn you, Salazar!" or something, I would have still watched it, but it's looking more and more like I won't have to be ashamed to admit that I watch it, lol.
This is like the first time ever that I'm looking forward to Friday the 13th!
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Date: 2007-02-18 07:50 am (UTC)I need to this NOW! Why can't it be March 13th instead of April?
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Date: 2007-02-18 06:28 pm (UTC)Especially now that we've got clips from the show I just wanna see Lokinator kicking ass and kicking with her female side-kick like nows.
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Date: 2007-02-18 11:07 am (UTC)And the caption for pic number two is obviously -
Jane: I can't believe you got us room #69 at the Motel Shagadelic.
Maureen: Yup, and a bed that vibrates!
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Date: 2007-02-18 06:33 pm (UTC)So true. I cannot comprehend how someone would walk away from waking up to that everyday. Especially from some vampire-eyed, Kyle X-Y bearding, one hit wonder. I hope that alcohol in-take monitoring braclet is still firmly in place, cause I think M. Rod is slipping!
Jane: I can't believe you got us room #69 at the Motel Shagadelic.
Maureen: Yup, and a bed that vibrates!
Of course you're right. I was just so blinded by the wonder of Agent Tightpants, tightpants that I could consider nothing else.
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Date: 2007-02-18 09:38 pm (UTC)would it help if I said please? pretty please?
damn. I really need a lokenator icon.
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Date: 2007-02-19 06:13 pm (UTC)Yanno, some of us would totally not be offended if the two of you baddasses (yes, that would be you, trancer and you, janine) started writing Jane/Maureen now.
Yay! I'm a badass. *sigh* Between the Alexis/Paige, Garbo/Brooke/Sam, and now Jane/Maureen plot bunnies, I'm *never* gonna get my longfic done!
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Date: 2007-02-18 01:43 pm (UTC)::Sigh::
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Date: 2007-02-18 07:28 pm (UTC)Also, the inappropriate sexual tension between Helena and Quinzel was totally great.