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Recent fictional lady crushes ... in no particular order

Emma "White Queen, I used to keep people in chains and ride them like ponies" Frost

Tamsin "I will lie to you, sex you up, and then nonchalantly fuck with your fragile psyche" (from My Summer of Love)

Servilia "you'll fuck your brother if you really love me" of the Junii

Ava "I sleep with barely legal people, fuck with their minds and then fly to France looking goddamn fabulous" Moore

Atia "you're a bad influence so I'm going to have your entire family killed ... and that's only what I've done this week!" of the Julii

Lt. "If you fuck with me I will not only ruin you but humiliate you in public" LaGuerta

Garbo "I give people drugs so that I can have questionable sexual relations with them" ... well, it's just Garbo bitches, cause she's that hot.

Jessica "I like to smash things, shot people and screw with myself" Sanders

And now ... Catherine "Show me the money, after I feel you up in public and use you for my own ends" Rothberg.

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So, I should be worried right? Yeah, that's what I thought. They're totally hot though!

Date: 2007-02-26 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ralst.livejournal.com
So, I should be worried right?

Absolutely

Date: 2007-02-26 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
Yeah, I thought so. It's just hard when wrong feels so right

Date: 2007-02-26 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loonyluna256.livejournal.com
Chicks who are hot and manipulative who love to fuck with your mind/body. What's not to like? ;)

Date: 2007-02-26 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
What's not to like? ;)

I couldn't answer that question, cause I like. I like a lot, lol! I'm glad I'm not alone in my sexy pyschotic girl love though :D

Date: 2007-02-26 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grdnofevrythng.livejournal.com
Garbo "I give people drugs so that I can have questionable sexual relations with them" ... well, it's just Garbo bitches, cause she's that hot.

mmmm I have never done a drug, but I would do anything Garbo asked me to.

Catherine "Show me the money, after I feel you up in public and use you for my own ends" Rothberg.

gah...I 'bout fell out of my chair during that scene.

p.s. this is the first time I've gotten to use this icon

Date: 2007-02-26 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
she had me at the shoulder lick...i'm such a whore...:)

-a-

Date: 2007-02-26 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
she had me at the shoulder lick...i'm such a whore...:)

If you're a whore, I'm the fur coat, fishnet stocking wearing ho walking beside you for safety on the cold hard streets, because as soon as she pulled Helena back to her by the waist and licked her way up her neck before whispering sexily into her ear I was Catherine Rothberg's bitch.

Another thing I loved about that scene was that everyone standing around them was watching with amazement and lust too. Usually on TV people do hot shit like that and everybody around them just goes on with their business like they see that shit everyday, but with Catherine and lick everyone was standing around gawking like "that's hot!"

And it was *sigh*

Date: 2007-02-26 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
mmmm I have never done a drug, but I would do anything Garbo asked me to.

I know! Even if I knew she was totally manipulating there's no way I could resist that level of hotness. Such is the power of the Garbo.

gah...I 'bout fell out of my chair during that scene.

Skeevy as she is, I love everything Catherine Rothberg. If Catherine and Garbo got together they would be the awesome "it's so wrong its hot" couple ever. Strap-on's and hundred dollar bills, and drugs and strip-poker oh my!

p.s. this is the first time I've gotten to use this icon

lol. Yeah, I think that's an icon for ... ah, select company. Hot as it is, lol

Date: 2007-02-26 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teh-no.livejournal.com
I recommend you start throwing them in rooms together and thinking of ways they might have sex. *watches video* Catherine is clearly using her powers of lesbianism not for good, but for AWESOME. Awesomely HOT.

Emma "White Queen, I used to keep people in chains and ride them like ponies" Frost

Used to? (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v130/lalablue/000a18s7.jpg)

Date: 2007-02-26 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
I recommend you start throwing them in rooms together and thinking of ways they might have sex.

The thought of the level of perversity, sexy, nasty, kinky, sex ways that would go on in a room with those ladies brings tears to eyes. So fucking beautiful. I don't think I could survive it! I mean we talked about how Ali Larter and Famke Janssen could bring the world to their knees with their hotness, I think that adding Emma Frost, Emily Blunt, Carly Pope to that mix could take out like the whole fcvking solar system!

Catherine is clearly using her powers of lesbianism not for good, but for AWESOME. Awesomely HOT.

That's what I love about her. I hope she never changes. People suck when they're nice on TLW. I want Catherine to stay, a selfish, manipulative, sex bitch goddess, that will 'smack that' just cause!

Used to?

Best. Picture. Ever.

Date: 2007-02-27 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wishing-wounds.livejournal.com
Tamsin "I will lie to you, sex you up, and then nonchalantly fuck with your fragile psyche" (from My Summer of Love)

You have no idea how much I smirked when I read that.

Date: 2007-02-27 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
lol, gotta love that Tamsin. So shady, so blasé, so totally hot.

Date: 2007-02-27 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angharad_gov.livejournal.com
'scuse my ignorance -- what show is this clip from?

Date: 2007-02-27 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
It's from 4x08 of The L Word.

The best way to watch the show is in sexy clip format like above, because watching a whole episode just ruins it.

Sex on a stick Catherine is played by the lovely Sandrine Holt, and the British bombshell Helena is played by Rachel Shelley.

Date: 2007-02-27 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angharad_gov.livejournal.com
ah. the l word. ::nods:: gave up on it first season after 3 episodes. jenny irritated the hell out of me.

i think, however, i can tolerate sexy clips. bring on more sexy clips, J!

Date: 2007-02-27 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
ah. the l word. ::nods:: gave up on it first season after 3 episodes. jenny irritated the hell out of me.

lol, I have to say that was a wise decision. And if you thought Jenny was crazy and generally unlikeable in the first season ... whoa! This season she's fully embraced her nutty qualities and is like Jennyx10.

i think, however, i can tolerate sexy clips. bring on more sexy clips, J!

I tried watching this season, but I'm sticking to sexy clip format from now on. I just can't deal with the show otherwise. All I really care about is seeing the sexy that is Kristanna Loken and Sandrine Holt, and people are helpfully posting 3-4 minute long clips that show them in their glory which saves me much time and agony.

Date: 2007-02-27 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angharad_gov.livejournal.com
lol, I have to say that was a wise decision. And if you thought Jenny was crazy and generally unlikeable in the first season ... whoa! This season she's fully embraced her nutty qualities and is like Jennyx10.

glad i got out before things went worse. when i heard of the series, i only tuned in for karina lombard. karina lombard naked -- and naked with another woman. but the jenny hate overrode my lust for karina. (and besides, there's always wide sargasso sea (http://imdb.com/title/tt0108565/) for naked!karina :) )

Date: 2007-02-27 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geekycanadian86.livejournal.com
I feel like such an idiot. There's only two names up there I recognize. Nothing says 'sexy' like hot women who could chop you down and/or sex you up...maybe at the same time. *cough*

Date: 2007-02-27 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
There's only two names up there I recognize.

Which ones? I'll see if I can't share more sexy, morally ambiguous/shady thought totally sexy and often kind of gay female love with you, lol.

Nothing says 'sexy' like hot women who could chop you down and/or sex you up...maybe at the same time. *cough*

Word. Total word.

*drifts off to a wonderful place*

Date: 2007-02-27 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geekycanadian86.livejournal.com
Which ones? I'll see if I can't share more sexy, morally ambiguous/shady thought totally sexy and often kind of gay female love with you, lol.

Jessica Sanders (obviously) and Emma Frost. And yes, please do share. Sharing is gooooooooooooooooooood.

Word. Total word.

*drifts off to a wonderful place*


*is already there* It's beautiful here isn't it? *dreamy sigh*

Date: 2007-02-27 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
Tamsin = Emily Blunt in My Summer of Love. A very good movie with an amazing, enchanting, sexy, dark performance from Emily Blunt. Totally worth checking out.

Servilia of the Junii and Atia of the Julii = HBOs, Rome. A totally kick-ass show that I am in the process of converting as many people as possible too. It is like one of my favorite shows on TV right now, with amazing performances, hot morally ambigous females, and some of the best dialogue ever. Not to mention gads of inappropriately sexy relationships.

Ava Moore = The goddess ... um, Famke Janssen on season 2 of Nip/Tuck. She played the number one sexiest transexual on tv (though she is closely followed by X-Men co-star Rebecca Romijn on Ugly Betty as Alexis Meade). Ava was sexy, charming, manipulative, and just deliciously predatory. Soooo good.

Lt. Maria LaGuerta = Dexter. Played by Lauren Valez, LaGuerta is a powerful, aggressive, smart, sexy sexy Lt. with the LAPD on Dexter one of the best shows to come out this year. The show is awesome, and LaGuerta is hot. Also, Julie Benz is a regular on it, which is cool for Buffy fans!

Garbo = Carly Pope (aka Sam McPherson) on Dirt. I'm kind of over the show as a whole, but I try to watch the Garbo scenes because Carly Pope is ridiculously sexy as Garbo. And has the honor of being in the best F/F strap-on scene I've ever seen on TV. Garbo is a drug dealer that gets clients high so she can sleep with them, but she's so hot you know they'd do her for free so you can still enjoy it!

*sigh* I love my questionable females. I love 'em!

Date: 2007-02-27 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geekycanadian86.livejournal.com
Totally worth checking out.

I may just do that.

Rome. A totally kick-ass show that I am in the process of converting as many people as possible too

I've heard nothing but good things about it. Damn girl, haven't you converted me to enough shows already? lol. Not that I'm complaining. You do have a knack for picking shows with beautiful women to stare at which is so of the good.

The goddess ... um, Famke Janssen

Yes, indeed she is. She totally made the X-men movies. As did Anna Paquin. Not to mention some of the (almost) inappropriate subtext between their two characters that was born from the movies.

Dexter one of the best shows to come out this year

Again, another show I've heard nothing but good things about. Goddamnit, I hardly have time to study as it is! That seems to be all I do now, I hardly get time for anything else and then you come along and have all these great shows. I don't know whether to love you or hate you someitmes.

Also, Julie Benz is a regular on it, which is cool for Buffy fans!

Awesomeness. Good ol' Darla, that psycho bitch. I missed her.

Dirt. I'm kind of over the show as a whole

One show I haven't heard any good things about. Except your gushing about Garbo of course, lol.

*sigh* I love my questionable females. I love 'em!

It's very hard not to. Females are generally portrayed as the domestic, the homemaker, the strong lead, the funny sidekick etc. They rarely are seen as anything but 'the good girl' and the 'bad girl' is always talked about and rarely seen. The 'bad girl' is generally more interesting than her goody-two-shoes conterpart. Look at Buffy and Faith.

Date: 2007-02-27 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trufflehog.livejournal.com
every word catherine utters makes me want to kick a puppy...but damn she's pretty.
...in the end, though, its all about helena getting some and that makes me a very happy person :)

uh. tamsin, servilia, atia. this is a lovely list.

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