Lokinator vs. Superman

[fembuck]

So, there's been a slump in Kristanna news lately, no more Painkiller Jane promo pics or trailers, and like 3 minutes of screen time on the TLW each week *waaaah* But once again Youtube has come in handy and I found some new Kristanna clips I hadn't seen before.

I bring you ... Lokinator vs. Superman ... Or, more accurately Lokinator does Superman (kinda)...

Kristanna plays Penny "Barnabeedian" Barns, a woman obsessed with Superman who develops a computer program to try and determine the identity of the Man of Steel. When her computer program hits on a 97% match, Penny is convinced that she has discovered the identity of her true love and immediately sets out to meet ... Jimmy Olson, the Man of Steel. Hilarity ensues.


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Comments

[teh-no.livejournal.com]

I love how she's able to figure out that Superman has a secret identity, theorize that said secret identity is involved in "mass communications," write a computer program to determine who it is... then can't tell that Dean Cain and Jimmy Whalin look NOTHING alike. Well, I guess it wasn't a very good computer program at that...

(Also, why is it that I keep thinking Kristanna Loken should be cast as Wonder Woman from this?)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

she's able to figure out that Superman has a secret identity, theorize that said secret identity is involved in "mass communications," write a computer program to determine who it is... then can't tell that Dean Cain and Jimmy Whalin look NOTHING alike.

I know! It's like, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt when she first meets Jimmy and is all like "you wear boots" with lifts, okay. But after she met Superman and then met Clark, to not be able to tell that they looked alike, or at least that Superman looked nothing like Jimmy was just ridiculous. Though, no more ridiculous than Lois not being able to tell them apart, so I guess everyone in Metropolis just has really bad eye sight or something.

Also, why is it that I keep thinking Kristanna Loken should be cast as Wonder Woman from this?

Because she should be! Once Lucy Lawless got to old, and Terry Farrell remained unknown and got to old, Kristanna has been my number one choice. She'd definately got the height (and I'm sorry, a 5'8 or shorter Wonderwoman would make me cry, 5'10 at least baby!), she is powerful, but can be utterly adorable and vulnerable as well, and with a good script and a good director she can act. Just dye her hair and give her a lasso already! Plus, all of those amazonian warriors living together, you know Diana has to be at least bi, which is another reason Kristanna would kick ass!