...Best Damn Tapper! *Most Smartest*

I don't know who would win in a fight between Lokinator and Caminator, but considering how good they look together I think I'd rather just have a who'd be on top debate...




In order to answer this question I have developed my own Turk, only it's mission is to calculate hotness instead of play chess. 

The answer was:
010101110110100001101111011000000111001100100000011001010110011001100110011010010110111001100111001000000110001101100001011100100110010101110011001011000010000001110111011010000110111101100101011101100110010101110010011000000111001100100000011011110110111000100000011101000110111101110000001000000110100101110100011000000110110001101100001000000110001001100101001000000111010001101000011001010010000001101000011011110111010001110100011001010111001101110100001000000111010001101000011010010110111001100111001000000111100101101111011101010110000001110110011001010010000001100101011101100110010101110010001000000111001101100101011001010110111000100001

Which means "Who's effing cares, whoever's on top it'll be the hottest thing you've ever seen!" for those of you who don't speak binary.

*give puppy-dog eyes to FOX*  Can the T-X please have a guest spot on the show?  Please?  Pretty please with a cherry on top?

So...I haven't watched 1x12 yet, but because I like to prepare myself for the horror that is to come I usually check TWoP for comments before viewing the episode so I know whether to lower my expectations or keep them at a middling level of expectation.

So there I was reading the comments, and apparently ( spoiler )

Can anyone confirm this? Cause if so I don't know if I'll bother with the episode or the show anymore. It's just the last straw. Okay, I'll probably watch the episode because I'm a glutton for punishment, but it's like the producers are trying to do everything in their power to make me loath this show.

( Slightly spoilerific ramble )

Anyway, if anyone knows if that's true for sure, lemme know so I can prepare myself ... TO NEVER WATCH THIS SHOW AGAIN!

*sigh*

Why Lokinator? Why? [fierce whisper]I trusted you![/fw]

And once again, the show continues to get better. It's not quite genuinely good yet, but it's improving and I have hope that one day I might be able to admit that I watch "Painkiller Jane" out loud.

One thing I wish the show would do is definitively state when the show takes place. We've gotten some half-assed references to it taking place in the future (ex. Jane mentioning that it was 2007 in those flashbacks when she was a kid, and this episode her voice-over on the general crapifiction of everything indicating that they're in some semi-dystopian future), but then the show as has references to "Brangelina" and all of the technology pretty much seems like what we have today only dirtier.

I know the "Dark Angel" references will probably get old really quickly, but I loved that we got a nice overview of the world that they were living in, how it happened, and an actual date (2019) in the first half of the pilot episode. If a show sets up a mythology immediately then they at least have a guideline to follow and at least you get some kind of continuity. Like I'm sorry, if the year for PKJ really is 2027, Jane wanting a threesome with a 60-something Pitt and a 50-something Jolie is ... well maybe a fetish we didn't need to learn about our main character so early on.

Seriously, give us some background information on the world that these people are living in and concretely establish a date so that you can avoid anachronistic references like Brangelina or at least qualify them.

( More on episode behind the cut )

Overall, some character development, better writing, a slightly interesting bad guy, moral ambiguity and a splash of humor (ex. Jane asking for a clothes budget) = a step in the right direction.

Pree-ty

( Hi, I'm Kristanna Loken and I can make fascining a braclet look super hot ... just look behind the cut )

( Bra, Gun, Panties, Thighs )

( Kristanna - Eight Feet of pure hotness! )

( Yeah, I mean girlfriend in a gay way. You got a problem with that? )

( How Jane passed Physics ... math ... bio ... keyborading ... )

( My outfit makes no sense, but you'd still totally do me )

( How Jane gets pretty much anything she wants )

Nine more days *rocks back and forth* Only nine more days!

So, there's been a slump in Kristanna news lately, no more Painkiller Jane promo pics or trailers, and like 3 minutes of screen time on the TLW each week *waaaah* But once again Youtube has come in handy and I found some new Kristanna clips I hadn't seen before.

I bring you ... Lokinator vs. Superman ... Or, more accurately Lokinator does Superman (kinda)...

Kristanna plays Penny "Barnabeedian" Barns, a woman obsessed with Superman who develops a computer program to try and determine the identity of the Man of Steel. When her computer program hits on a 97% match, Penny is convinced that she has discovered the identity of her true love and immediately sets out to meet ... Jimmy Olson, the Man of Steel. Hilarity ensues.

( Kristanna Loken on Superman 1 of 2 )

( Kristanna Loken on Superman 2 of 2 )