Jesus! Who does a girl have to write about fucking to get an NC-17 around here?

[fembuck]

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Hmm, maybe if I really wanted that NC-17 I should have posted my Bellatrix/Narcissa fic with wand!sex and magic cocks BEFORE the rating! Silly, I'm so silly. Oh well, something to aim for in '08

Comments

[angharad_gov.livejournal.com]

it doesn't scan through LJ cuts. if you "uncut" the racier stuff and try again...

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Aww, boo. I'm too lazy to remove my cuts, so I'll just have to start being racier in what I write before them :D

[amluv.livejournal.com]

i like when you write about people fucking...cuz people fucking is awesome inspiration...oh and speaking of writing about people who should be fucking, you got me watching "army wives" and not a single mention of the lesbo-rificness that was last ep....(shakes head)...dude, ya leaving me hanging...and sweet merciful white jesus, claudia joy's outfit...that ought to make anyone want to fuck her...(so um is that enough fucking to get your rating up??)...;)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

In that case I'll continue to write about people fucking ... because, well, I like doing that and if it's an inspiration I suppose there's no reason for me to stop!

*SOBS* I haven't seen this weeks episode of Army Wives yet, but I hear it's gayerific! I download it because it's not airing in Canada yet (ever? fucking Canada!) and I haven't been able to find a copy to download anywhere *SOBS MORE!* Sexy CJ you say, lesbo-rificness ... yeah, you guessed it *SOBS*

Oooh, thanks for the 'fucks' I'll try again later :D

[amluv.livejournal.com]

well apparently a combination of a certain number of gay, shit, pussy, ecstasy, and pain *will* get you that which you so desperately covet...(laughing)...i'm awesome...anyhoo...i keep forgetting that you don't live here...*duh*...but i think having universal health care and gay marriage pretty much trump not being able to get lifetime (television for women)...; )

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

'fucking' 'suck' and 'asshole' will also get you there apparently. Though it seems like 'cock', 'anal', 'incest' and 'wand!sex' are completely wholesome. That's ... what's the word I'm looking for ... oh yeah, scary.

but i think having universal health care and gay marriage pretty much trump not being able to get lifetime (television for women)...; )

Yeah, all that stuff's pretty good. And we have poutine. And we have ... ... until natural resources. Yeah, natural resources are cool. I guess Canada's okay, but I want my les!yay and Claudia Joy in 'Damn, girl!' clothes. Seriously, so much M.I.L.F. action on this show.