Jesus! Who does a girl have to write about fucking to get an NC-17 around here?

[fembuck]

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Hmm, maybe if I really wanted that NC-17 I should have posted my Bellatrix/Narcissa fic with wand!sex and magic cocks BEFORE the rating! Silly, I'm so silly. Oh well, something to aim for in '08

Comments

[amluv.livejournal.com]

well apparently a combination of a certain number of gay, shit, pussy, ecstasy, and pain *will* get you that which you so desperately covet...(laughing)...i'm awesome...anyhoo...i keep forgetting that you don't live here...*duh*...but i think having universal health care and gay marriage pretty much trump not being able to get lifetime (television for women)...; )

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

'fucking' 'suck' and 'asshole' will also get you there apparently. Though it seems like 'cock', 'anal', 'incest' and 'wand!sex' are completely wholesome. That's ... what's the word I'm looking for ... oh yeah, scary.

but i think having universal health care and gay marriage pretty much trump not being able to get lifetime (television for women)...; )

Yeah, all that stuff's pretty good. And we have poutine. And we have ... ... until natural resources. Yeah, natural resources are cool. I guess Canada's okay, but I want my les!yay and Claudia Joy in 'Damn, girl!' clothes. Seriously, so much M.I.L.F. action on this show.