"Gays too precious to risk in combat" says General

[fembuck]

Oh, The Onion, how I love you! And really, I have always thought of myself as a gleaming diamond, so I'm glad to have it confirmed.

Comments

Gays Too Precious

[rowanheart24.livejournal.com]

That was interesting! Did you watch the news reel at the bottom too?

I loved the part about "Professor Who working on the Manhattan project and wishes his remains to be detonated. . ."

[billy-rose.livejournal.com]

I had no idea they made video thingys! I thought they just had radio segments!
onion rules!

[satyrnfive.livejournal.com]

LoL. Awesome. :)

[amluv.livejournal.com]

the ticker ha quite a few gems too..."30, 000 drafted to live in nebraska"...priceless... :)

[ein-myria.livejournal.com]

Hi, would you mind putting the video behind an lj cut? It auto plays on my friend's page. :D

*raise your hand if you've just discovered you're precious*

[outsidethebx.livejournal.com]

"Rare like a snow white colt"=extra awesomeness. Thank you so much for posting this. It made my morning, with an unexpected boost of my self confidence courtesy of the military. God bless the gays. ;-D