I know my calculus and Jolie + Viper + Guns = A movie I'm going to see!

[fembuck]

Angelina Jolie on the hood of a Viper with guns.  Awesome.  I mean, with Angie and James McAvoy in it playing assassins I was already guaranteed to see this movie, but this picture only makes it seem so much sweeter.  It's like a funnel cake where they give you strawberry and carmel sauce over your ice-cream.  Yum!










Then there's the description of the new movie Push, starring Chris Evans, Djimon Hounsou, Dakota Fanning and Camilla Belle about "a group of young American ex-pats with telekinetic and clairvoyant abilities who hide from a U.S. government agency in Hong Kong. They must band together and use their different talents to try to escape the control of the division."

The film is going to be directed by Paul McGuigan, who did Lucky Number Slevin and Wicker Park, both of which I liked so I have hopes that Push might just turn out to be as cool as it sounds.

*sigh* If only they had managed to find a way to have Jolie playing a sexy assassin shooting at a group of young American ex-pats with telekinetic and clairvoyant abilities from the hood of a Viper in Hong Kong, I'm pretty sure that it would have been the best movie ever.

Comments

[aphrodite-mine.livejournal.com]

OMG. I seriously have an illness for Dakota Fanning.

Those both sound like movies I'll see.

[resolute.livejournal.com]

Guh.

uh. yeah.

[teh-no.livejournal.com]

I just hope that they do as good a job at ironing out the un-cinematic bits as Vaughn did with Stardust (which was much more filmable). There was some patented Mark Millar WTFery in there where he gives the reader the worst sort of wish fulfillment fantasy (including raping Hollywood celebrities) and then chides the audience for reading it.

[ashirashadow.livejournal.com]

*sigh* If only they had managed to find a way to have Jolie playing a sexy assassin shooting at a group of young American ex-pats with telekinetic and clairvoyant abilities from the hood of a Viper in Hong Kong, I'm pretty sure that it would have been the best movie ever.


Word.
also? I dig you hardcore. I can't seem to stop telling you that but what else are bound concubines good for?

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I found more Angie/viper pictures, and it never stops being hot, lol.

Aww, bound concubines are the bestest. I think I'll buy you a barbarian province or something and have marble statues of you built :D

[ashirashadow.livejournal.com]

You reward me too sign. But I'll take it.:D

[lash-larue.livejournal.com]

Having been enjoying your Pansy/Hermione story, I dropped by for a look around.
I like shotguns, but never before have I actually wanted to BE one :P

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