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OMG! It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is so ridiculously funny. It makes me cry with its abundance of hilarity. "The Gang set Sweet Dee on Fire" made my sides hurt ... with laughter!
Frank: You wanna be informed, read a newspaper
Dennis: Dude, nobody gets their news from a newspaper anymore.
Dee: Ah, no, no, no, but Dennis look ... 'Plutonium smuggled into Syria' Ah! That's gonna change my life drastically.
Dennis: That's gonna change everyone's lives. Cause no one can go to Syria anymore for vacation!
Dennis: You don't even have to do anything to be famous anymore.
Dee: Yeah, I mean look at Paris Hilton. She's just a dirty drunken whore.
Dennis: You could be famous for being a dirty drunken whore. You're a dirty drunken whore already.
Frank: (in nursing home) Why'd you drag us to a place like this. It smells like the bottom of a bird cage.
Mac: Lots of shady shit goes down in nursing homes. These places are like prisons.
Frank: Like people getting ass raped?
Seriously, I love this show like whoa. *goes to watch episode 3x09*
P.S. Lest people think my Bleighton obsession is waning, watch this clip
jeepy91 found to see Leighton get all bashful when the reporter bring Blake up and then blushing refer to herself and Blake as "besties".
It's so cute.
*hugs Leighton*
Most of the clip is spend trying to convince the audience that Serena and Blair are straight however, so just skip to the 1:27 mark for the Bleighton goodness.
(or the 1:14 mark if you wanna see Blake get serenaded by a drag queen and a man in a chicken suit)
Frank: You wanna be informed, read a newspaper
Dennis: Dude, nobody gets their news from a newspaper anymore.
Dee: Ah, no, no, no, but Dennis look ... 'Plutonium smuggled into Syria' Ah! That's gonna change my life drastically.
Dennis: That's gonna change everyone's lives. Cause no one can go to Syria anymore for vacation!
Dennis: You don't even have to do anything to be famous anymore.
Dee: Yeah, I mean look at Paris Hilton. She's just a dirty drunken whore.
Dennis: You could be famous for being a dirty drunken whore. You're a dirty drunken whore already.
Frank: (in nursing home) Why'd you drag us to a place like this. It smells like the bottom of a bird cage.
Mac: Lots of shady shit goes down in nursing homes. These places are like prisons.
Frank: Like people getting ass raped?
Charlie: This shit's always going down in Chinatown, boys! Okay, okay, quick conference. Everybody keep your eyes peeled for drifting! Like, like ... look at this guy. He's going to his car and he's gonna slide it sideways!
Mac: Oh my god. And you know what happens with Tokyo drifting! It leads to bickering, which of course leads to ... karate!
Charlie: Right! Which will eventually lead to dude like flying from windows and like treetop to treetop.
Mac: And shooting lightening bolts out of their *hands motion with his hands*
Charlie: Yeah! Yeah, there's the guy that shoots the lightening bolts out of his hands! He wears the big straw hat ... his eyes go all white and shit, and Kurt Russel fights him!
Dee: (drunk) We've been in this line forever. We've been in this line for like our lifetimes.
Dennis: Dee, it's a club, we've got to wait in line.
Dee: Well, I gotta be honest with you. I feel like I'm a little bit to drunk to stand up ... for so long.
Dennis: Well, you were supposed to wait and get drunk inside the club, not outside. Nobody gives a shit about a stupid, drunk whore outside the club.
Dee: That's a lot of talking you're doing. I gotta lay down.
Dennis: Lie down ... what... what are you talking about? What are you doing? What are you doing? Dee!
*Dee wanders over to a pile of garbage bags and collapses on top of them.*
Dennis: Now you're just some stupid drunk chick lying in garbage.
Dee: Night, night.
Dennis: Night, night? Great!
Dee: It smells overwhelmingly like kerosene in here!
Charlie: Well, someone had to safe those kitten Diandra
Dee: You set me on fire!
Frank: We set the building on fire. You just happened to catch on fire.
Mac: Barely.
Charlie: Yeah, we put you out.
*video of Dee running out of the building on fire with a box of kittens and then throwing the kittens away from Charlie sprays her with a fire extinguisher*
Dee: Well, I did look really heroic.
Mac: No you did not look heroic dude! You threw the box of kittens.
Dee: I was on fire!
Charlie: (mockingly) I was on fire.
[The public access show "Dancing Man" comes on and he introduces a new segment called "Diaper time" which features grown people dancing in a club dressed up like babies]
Mac: Whoa, they're really stepping up the insanity factor.
Dee: Look at those people. Do you not find this sad and embarassing for them? Those people are pieces of shit!
Charlie: (awed) But I wanna watch it!
Dee: Oh so much. So much and so often I wanna watch it.
Mac: ... because this is television at it's best.
And so on and so on!
Mac: Oh my god. And you know what happens with Tokyo drifting! It leads to bickering, which of course leads to ... karate!
Charlie: Right! Which will eventually lead to dude like flying from windows and like treetop to treetop.
Mac: And shooting lightening bolts out of their *hands motion with his hands*
Charlie: Yeah! Yeah, there's the guy that shoots the lightening bolts out of his hands! He wears the big straw hat ... his eyes go all white and shit, and Kurt Russel fights him!
Dee: (drunk) We've been in this line forever. We've been in this line for like our lifetimes.
Dennis: Dee, it's a club, we've got to wait in line.
Dee: Well, I gotta be honest with you. I feel like I'm a little bit to drunk to stand up ... for so long.
Dennis: Well, you were supposed to wait and get drunk inside the club, not outside. Nobody gives a shit about a stupid, drunk whore outside the club.
Dee: That's a lot of talking you're doing. I gotta lay down.
Dennis: Lie down ... what... what are you talking about? What are you doing? What are you doing? Dee!
*Dee wanders over to a pile of garbage bags and collapses on top of them.*
Dennis: Now you're just some stupid drunk chick lying in garbage.
Dee: Night, night.
Dennis: Night, night? Great!
Dee: It smells overwhelmingly like kerosene in here!
Charlie: Well, someone had to safe those kitten Diandra
Dee: You set me on fire!
Frank: We set the building on fire. You just happened to catch on fire.
Mac: Barely.
Charlie: Yeah, we put you out.
*video of Dee running out of the building on fire with a box of kittens and then throwing the kittens away from Charlie sprays her with a fire extinguisher*
Dee: Well, I did look really heroic.
Mac: No you did not look heroic dude! You threw the box of kittens.
Dee: I was on fire!
Charlie: (mockingly) I was on fire.
[The public access show "Dancing Man" comes on and he introduces a new segment called "Diaper time" which features grown people dancing in a club dressed up like babies]
Mac: Whoa, they're really stepping up the insanity factor.
Dee: Look at those people. Do you not find this sad and embarassing for them? Those people are pieces of shit!
Charlie: (awed) But I wanna watch it!
Dee: Oh so much. So much and so often I wanna watch it.
Mac: ... because this is television at it's best.
And so on and so on!
Seriously, I love this show like whoa. *goes to watch episode 3x09*
P.S. Lest people think my Bleighton obsession is waning, watch this clip
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It's so cute.
*hugs Leighton*
Most of the clip is spend trying to convince the audience that Serena and Blair are straight however, so just skip to the 1:27 mark for the Bleighton goodness.
(or the 1:14 mark if you wanna see Blake get serenaded by a drag queen and a man in a chicken suit)
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Date: 2007-10-12 11:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-13 01:13 pm (UTC)Ridiculously cute! Oh, wait. That was rhetorical, wasn't it? Oh well, still she was insanely, deliciously cute.
Now really is It's Always Sunny a good show to watch?
It's absolutely hilarious! I love this show. I've hooked all of my friends on it. Seriously, after you watch two episodes or so you'll be hooked.
Can you just jump in without having seen the last season?
I think you can pretty much jump right in. You'll definitely want to go back and watch the first couple seasons because they're so funny, but you should be able to just jump in.
All you need to know character wise is:
Dennis and Dee are twins.
Charlie has rage issues and is illiterate.
Frank is always coming with with scams and used to think he was Dennis and Dee's dad, and now Charlie is convinced he's his dad.
And most importantly ...they are the most egotistical, self-centered, narcissistic, lazy, ignorant people on the face of the planet. Oh are oddly very very cute, and not oddly completely hilarious because of it.
It's totally worth checking out.
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Date: 2007-10-12 11:48 pm (UTC)like "No, no, they're gonna end up with uys, unles ratings plummet unexpectedly," or something to that effect *shrugs*
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Date: 2007-10-13 01:21 pm (UTC)I kind of hope they don't address the subtext unless they are going to do something with it that's more than a rating stunt (because I'm convinced that we will get a rating's stunt kiss or bathtub or scene or something).
Mostly I feel this way because if they draw attention to the gaytasticness of Waldsen then the media will start focusing on it and the show-runners will feel like they need to de-gay the Waldsen relationship.
But, if it's like this glorious gay relationship that they play up as "besties" then they have freedom to show them doing so much more.
Honestly, as much as I would wish that Serena and Blair could be in a relationship together, on this type of show you know it's not going to happen unless its some random drunken hook-up that they'll both ignore (maybe even a brief romantic fling, but after Josh's handling of Marissa on the O.C. I know it wouldn't be more than that) but they can at least keep giving me subtext all the time that feeds into an unrequited love for each other so that I can keep ficing, lol.
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Date: 2007-10-13 03:26 pm (UTC)who's josh? I only watched the OC when Alex and the twig were dating, then wanted to kill everyone on it afte rhte way said twig ripped Alex apart
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Date: 2007-10-13 03:11 am (UTC)Also lmao, what the heck with the drag queen? lol
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Date: 2007-10-13 01:24 pm (UTC)Honestly, I'm so delighted by how adorable Leighton is. Like almost everything she does (especially if it involves Blake in like any way) is ridiculously cute. I totally want to snuggle with Leighton and like hang out with her all of the time, and hug her and play with puppies *pinches Leighton's cheek* Blake ... well, those wants involve more nudity *wink*
Too bad the interview was so short.
I know. They just teased us with Leighton and then cruelly took her away.
Also lmao, what the heck with the drag queen? lol
I have no idea. It's so random. But I like to think that it's because Blake is so gay that the thought of not giving her cake to her in a 'fab' way didn't even occur to anyone, lol
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Date: 2007-10-13 08:34 pm (UTC)Yeah, she have this "cutenest" vibe coming out of her on waves that make you want to hug her and just stare at her with a big goofygrin on your face. Seriously, I completely understand why Blake is always so touchy with her and she seems to can't keep her hands for herself when she's around Leighton.
it's because Blake is so gay that the thought of not giving her cake to her in a 'fab' way didn't even occur to anyone
LoL I thought something like that too. Though Leighton coming out from a big cake could have been a great (better) idea as well.
Also I want to agree about keeping the Waldsen the way it's now. All subtext, obvious but not-so obvious. Still I'm kind of mad with Josh for made Alex just an experiment to Marissa on the OC and I don't want them to de-gay Waldsen neither. I mean, we have the awesoness that its Bleighton too, so if they keep it how it have been until now, I'm happy.
GG Behind the scenes 02:38 and 06:20 marks
*looking over to Bleighton* Oh girls...I LOVE YOU BOTH! *hugs screen*
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Date: 2007-10-13 09:57 pm (UTC)Seriously, Leighton's cuteness is up there with puppies and baby Panda's. I see her and I just want to hug her and never let her go.
Seriously, I completely understand why Blake is always so touchy with her and she seems to can't keep her hands for herself when she's around Leighton.
I know. Blake's such a lucky, fabulous bitch! I love her :D
GG Behind the scenes 02:38 and 06:20 marks
OMG! So cute. I love the way Blake just casually brushes Leighton's hand, like she just simply has to touch her because they are within reach of each other. And then the way Leighton kind of casually reached over to fuss with Blake's jacket all nonchalantly like she does it all the time *swoons* They are so couple-y, and utterly adorable.
Also, Blake making that silly face is total love. I heart goofy Blake.
There's also a cute moment around the 2:23 mark when Blake and Leighton are standing around talking and Blake kind of walks into Leighton's personal space like she's gonna kiss her and Leighton backs up smiling looking all like "don't even play at that here, we're on set!"
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Date: 2007-10-13 04:03 am (UTC)and i'm glad you seem to really be enjoying your brand new shiny thing...:)
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Date: 2007-10-13 01:31 pm (UTC)lol, that's awesome. That show really was oddly fascinating. Canada has nothing that great on public access, we don't even really have public access so much as strange local channels that cover like jamborees and such.
all i' will say is dennis, glam rock, and "night man"...
I get the glam rock, but "night man"? *furrows brow adorably* The 'dancing on E' scenes were hilarious, and even though I knew it was coming I was still laughing my ass off at the last diaper time segment.
and i'm glad you seem to really be enjoying your brand new shiny thing...:)
I really am! lol. Oh, I love the fresh blossom of new obsession. Its fragrance is so sweet and enchanting (and cute). The last show I got this obsessed over was Blade, but at least I know Gossip Girl has been picked up for a whole season so the love affair won't fade in the blink of an eye again (unless of course they take away the gay which *shudders at the thought*)
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Date: 2007-10-13 06:33 am (UTC)I have not yet watched It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia because I've got too much as it is, but my dad tells me I should. So one day, I'll download it all.
And as for Bleighton... have you seen this vid?
I love around the :30 mark when Blake looks at Leighton like "Makeout now?"
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Date: 2007-10-13 01:40 pm (UTC)Oh you definitely should. It's so funny. I think it's one of the funniest shows on the air right now. I routinely laugh so much and so hard that it hurts. The eps are great to watch multiple times too because you catch funny expressions, gags, lines etc. that you missed the first time because you were laughing too hard.
And as for Bleighton... have you seen this vid? I love around the :30 mark when Blake looks at Leighton like "Makeout now?"
Yeah, I saw that like right after the pilot, but it's so delicious. Honestly, just a split second of interaction between these two can be so cute. The little 'come over here' motion Blake gives makes me melt *wonder how it's possible for Blake to be sooo sexy all the time*
I also noticed that at like the :23 mark, Blake looks over her shoulder at Leighton and has like totally bedroom eyes when she does it.
*loves Bleighton like whos*
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Date: 2007-10-14 06:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-13 12:13 pm (UTC)I WANT A DRAG QUEEN AND GIANT CHICKEN FOR MY 20TH!
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Date: 2007-10-13 01:45 pm (UTC)Nice cover Penn. We know that you mean Blake and Leighton and Chace and Ed are totally in love with each other. Don't be sad though, you're an attractive boy, maybe you can hit it off with that Vanessa chick and everyone will have a co-star to love and have insane chemistry with ;)
I WANT A DRAG QUEEN AND GIANT CHICKEN FOR MY 20TH!
I know! But it's impossible for me to be mad because Blake brings me so much joy. I suppose if anyone deserves a drag queen and a giant chicken for their birthday, it's her.
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Date: 2007-10-13 01:47 pm (UTC)i agree, i'll just be the one dressed up as the chicken so i can get hugs from her ;)