Fic: The Day Ivy Tamwood Woke Up A Dude (Rachel/Ivy, The Hollows)

Title: The Day Ivy Tamwood Woke Up A Dude
Author: Janine
Fandom: The Hollows
Pairing:  Rachel/Ivy
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
Summary:  Ivy... wakes up ... a dude (the title really isn't awash with subtly)

Note:  This story is crack!fic to the extreme.  I wrote it while extremely under the influence, and it really looks and sound like it was written by someone extremely under the influence, lol.  I wasn't even gonna post it, but then I was like "eh, what the hell", so here it is to read if you want…

( My name’s Ivy Tamwood. One day, I woke up as a guy. This … is the story of that day... )

Fic: The Edge (Twilight, Alice/Bella 33/?)

Title: The Edge
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer. I’m just borrowing them.
Summary: Charlie tries to make sense of what the Cullen’s reveal to him about themselves.

Previous chapters here

( Part 33 - The Cuckoos Nest )

Um, please sir, can I have some more?

( Ashley Greene being ridiculously hot ... seriously people you can kind of see nip ... )

I love myself/I want you to love me/When I'm feelin' down/I want you above me/I search myself/I want you to/find me/I forget myself/I want you to remind me/

I don't want anybody else/When I think about you/I touch myself...