BREAKING NEWS!!!!

This picture turns me on ...



Also, I know ic1pher has been missing the Megan Fox posts *exaggerated wink*.  She is the most interesting woman in the world, after all.  Her media coverage is expanding faster than the universe.  She once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.  Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.  She lives vicariously, through herself.  She does car commercials... in Japan.  She could punch you in the face and it would be awesome.  Her blood smells like bacon. And, one time she met John Stamos on a plane and he told her she was pretty.  So ...

( drunken Megan Fox talks about wanting to hit Olivia Wilde like the fist of an angry god, not banging RPattz, inventing lesbianism, Korean Mountain wine, and wanting to be pwned by Joan Jett ... )

I'm sorry, this post only exists because I'm really, really hyper for no reason at all and I couldn't help myself.

Fic: All the Wrong Places (Alice/Claire, Resident Evil: Extinction)

Title: All the Wrong Places
Author: Janine
Fandom: Resident Evil: Extinction
Rating: PG
Pairing: Alice/Claire
Disclaimer: I don’t own them. I’m just borrowing them for a short while.
Summary: The sky is dark, and all is still around her, but Claire can’t sleep.
Note: I don’t even know what this is really. I wrote it while my brain was wasting away presiding over an exam, which is a fresh kind of hell every time I am forced to do it. Hopefully it doesn’t suck. 

( There was something beautiful about the desert at night ... )

Nobody needed towels!!!!

So, I finally saw the season premiere of True Blood and ... 

( I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant! )

Seriously, I love this fucking show.  Cannot wait for next week.

FYT:  Bradley James - So Macho