Damn you, Milla Jovovich!

Just when I was starting to get over the black and white dreams of Megan Fox and Olivia Wilde as a step-daughter and a step-mother with a very sexy secret, with a co-staring role from you as the crazy, half-Russian, possibly incestuous, possible step-sister you had to go and do a photo shoot like ...

( THIS! )

*sigh*  Why can't this dream come true!?!?!?!