I wish ...

[fembuck]

... that Megan Fox had kept on the weight she put on for Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen.

Megan is always hot (at this point I like we all know that I would crawl miles over burning hot coals and broken glass just to watch her flare her nostrils), but she is stupid hot with a little more meat on her bones.  Like, the hotness makes me stupid.  My brain cannot compute anything but "Mm" because of the level of hotness.





I think there is only one sane reaction to this ...



Also, how Ivy Tamwood is that first picture?

And now big pictures of Megan from Esquire 2009, cause ... why the hell not?














 

Kaya Scodelario and her Sexy Dance Approved

Comments

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

I feel like this is the sort of comment Megan Fox THINKS she makes.I feel like this is the sort of comment Megan Fox THINKS she makes.

Yeah, I feel like it'll all get better once she dumps Brian Austin Green permanently. 'Cuz the only thing she's getting from his 'hot beef injection' is the stupid! The girl-hate over at ONTD is strong! If there's room from 'pretty yet dumb' actors, there should be room for 'pretty yet dumb' actresses! Although, I think Fox's problem isn't a lack of intelligence but suffering from trying too hard.. which all goes back to her proximity to BAG's peen!

*sigh* she just needs to be taken under the wing (and vagina) of Olivia Wilde!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Although, I think Fox's problem isn't a lack of intelligence but suffering from trying too hard..

This. I think that if she dialed it down and didn't try to be oh so witty and edgey at the same time that she'd probably actually make sense, instead of like starting out alright and then devolving into 'huh? what?' territory. That and she needs to stop talking about poop and farts.

she just needs to be taken under the wing (and vagina) of Olivia Wilde!

The thing is Megan would totally be into that. She said that if she could sleep with any woman she would choose Olivia Wilde. Clearly this sexy mentor relationship must happen. It's predetermined! Olivia topping Megan (hee) on Maxim's list this year happen so that she could mentor Megan in the ways of being sexy AND intelligent at the same time. Taco power!