I wish ...
May. 21st, 2009 05:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fembuck... that Megan Fox had kept on the weight she put on for Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen.
Megan is always hot (at this point I like we all know that I would crawl miles over burning hot coals and broken glass just to watch her flare her nostrils), but she is stupid hot with a little more meat on her bones. Like, the hotness makes me stupid. My brain cannot compute anything but "Mm" because of the level of hotness.
I think there is only one sane reaction to this ...
Also, how Ivy Tamwood is that first picture?
And now big pictures of Megan from Esquire 2009, cause ... why the hell not?
Kaya Scodelario and her Sexy Dance Approved
Megan is always hot (at this point I like we all know that I would crawl miles over burning hot coals and broken glass just to watch her flare her nostrils), but she is stupid hot with a little more meat on her bones. Like, the hotness makes me stupid. My brain cannot compute anything but "Mm" because of the level of hotness.
I think there is only one sane reaction to this ...
Also, how Ivy Tamwood is that first picture?
And now big pictures of Megan from Esquire 2009, cause ... why the hell not?
Kaya Scodelario and her Sexy Dance Approved
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Date: 2009-05-21 10:20 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-05-21 10:25 pm (UTC)That first Esquire picture is just...nuhhng. Also, I'm stealing that gif. Kaya is the sexiest teenager since forever.
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Date: 2009-05-21 10:49 pm (UTC)This.
Kaya is the sexiest teenager since forever.
I know. She makes me feel like a dirty old perv. How old is she anyway? No, don't tell me. I don't want to have to take a seat over there with the Pedo Bear. She is just ridiculously, painfully attractive.
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Date: 2009-05-21 10:57 pm (UTC)*cringe*
I'm glad I'm only 18, hot damn. She's just WAY TOO FOINE.
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Date: 2009-05-22 01:59 am (UTC)*cries*
Actually, I wouldn't be arrested. But since I'm not Milo Ventimiglia I would only admire from afar ;)
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Date: 2009-05-21 10:27 pm (UTC)otherwise. the thin kills it for me. i know my opinion is out dated but LAWD i want this stick figure trend to be done with D8
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Date: 2009-05-21 10:54 pm (UTC)This. I cannot fully enjoy a beautiful woman's beauty if I'm constantly worried about whether or not she has an eating disorder. What I love about the Transformer pics is that Megan looks so HEALTHY. There's like a glow there. Most actresses look sickly because of how thin they are. It's like in one episode of Dollhouse I wanted to yell at Eliza Dushku to put her clothes back on because her skinny ass body was scaring me. It's okay to eat ladies, really it is.
This is why I've got a massive girl crush on Hayley Atwell right now.
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Date: 2009-05-22 08:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-21 10:34 pm (UTC)In comparison, I give you Olivia Wilde in response to winning Maxim's Hot 100:
What is your definition of "hotness,” and just how hot are you?
"Hot" has become a euphemism for all things positive, making it generally acceptable to use to describe everything from a jalapeño to a drum solo. It's sort of a useful word. We don’t have to think of appropriate adjectives for people, places, performances, tacos, or objects anymore as they all fit snugly under the glorious umbrella of "hotness." So I don’t know how hot I am but I'm honored to be considered as warmer than the average taco.
Olivia Wilde = hotter than a taco!
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Date: 2009-05-21 10:47 pm (UTC)Oh, I know. THEY HATE HER over there. I didn't read more then 10 responses in the thread I got these pictures from because the hate was overpowering. And yeah, I wanna love her all the more to try and balance things out. Also, I find her kind of hilarious. She says absolutely ridiculous things that often aren't even close to resembling sense, but she's kind of endearing.
and her mouth is all 'what? it's not like *you* were around to stop me!'.
lol. It's funny cause it's true.
"Hot" has become a euphemism for all things positive, making it generally acceptable to use to describe everything from a jalapeño to a drum solo. It's sort of a useful word. We don’t have to think of appropriate adjectives for people, places, performances, tacos, or objects anymore as they all fit snugly under the glorious umbrella of "hotness." So I don’t know how hot I am but I'm honored to be considered as warmer than the average taco.
God, Olivia Wilde is delicious. I feel like this is the sort of comment Megan Fox THINKS she makes. As in intelligent, amusing, and disarming. Whereas Olivia actually manages to say intelligent, amusing and disarming things instead of tossing the ball like a champ but missing the target completely like our poor, hot idiot Megan, lol.
But yeah, Olivia Wilde is pretty much perfect.
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Date: 2009-05-21 10:57 pm (UTC)Yeah, I feel like it'll all get better once she dumps Brian Austin Green permanently. 'Cuz the only thing she's getting from his 'hot beef injection' is the stupid! The girl-hate over at ONTD is strong! If there's room from 'pretty yet dumb' actors, there should be room for 'pretty yet dumb' actresses! Although, I think Fox's problem isn't a lack of intelligence but suffering from trying too hard.. which all goes back to her proximity to BAG's peen!
*sigh* she just needs to be taken under the wing (and vagina) of Olivia Wilde!
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Date: 2009-05-22 01:49 am (UTC)This. I think that if she dialed it down and didn't try to be oh so witty and edgey at the same time that she'd probably actually make sense, instead of like starting out alright and then devolving into 'huh? what?' territory. That and she needs to stop talking about poop and farts.
she just needs to be taken under the wing (and vagina) of Olivia Wilde!
The thing is Megan would totally be into that. She said that if she could sleep with any woman she would choose Olivia Wilde. Clearly this sexy mentor relationship must happen. It's predetermined! Olivia topping Megan (hee) on Maxim's list this year happen so that she could mentor Megan in the ways of being sexy AND intelligent at the same time. Taco power!
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Date: 2009-05-21 11:06 pm (UTC)Let's have a look at that pic of her arse again. Why not?
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Date: 2009-05-22 01:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-21 11:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-22 01:51 am (UTC)Did I break you? *shrugs* You know you liked it!
first pic was def ivy.
So incredibly Ivy. I want to ravage her and then snuggle with her for hours upon hours.
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Date: 2009-05-22 02:00 am (UTC)Course I liked it, only problem was that I'm at work *hd*
I want to ravage her and then snuggle with her for hours upon hours.
Oh to ravage and snuggle either Megan or Kaya...tell you what, you can take Megan and I'll grab Kaya because she's close enough to my age for it to not be icky and plus, Effy.
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Date: 2009-05-23 06:06 pm (UTC)*grabs hand, shakes, nods*
DEAL!
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Date: 2009-05-21 11:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-22 01:51 am (UTC)Sometimes only a guttural sound will do it.
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Date: 2009-05-22 01:55 am (UTC)This. I love how she looks in the second picture. Her figure is pretty much perfect there. She just looks so healthy and tanned and UNF!
It's tragic that some women might think that looking like a clothing hanger would be some standard of beauty.
Word. So many actresses fall into the trap, and you see the same mentality in a lot of girls and women as well. It's so sad, because they are harming themselves physically, and it doesn't even look good. It's like, women are supposed to have curves. There's nothing wrong with curves. Ask this lady ...
Today she'd be told to loose 15 pounds if she wanted to work.
*le sigh*
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Date: 2009-05-22 12:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-22 01:56 am (UTC)I know. I just want her icy fangs to slip into me. It's like, let's merge aura's baby, yeah.
So delicious.
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Date: 2009-05-22 01:27 am (UTC)And I approve of Kaya, oh yes I do. Her eyes just slay me. I just read an article on ONTD about Kaya and Emma Watson having lunch together. How cute would those two be together? Now that I think about it, Kaya would make a great Pansy.
Oh and yes Megan Fox is hot.
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Date: 2009-05-22 01:57 am (UTC)Now that you've said this, I'm going to unreasonably upset when Kaya doesn't play Pansy in the movies. Because I would be writing Hermione/Pansy slash like I was getting paid if Kaya was in the role. Hell, with that mental picture I kind of want to do it anyway!
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Date: 2009-05-22 05:15 am (UTC)Yeah no kidding. Now that I've got Kaya as my Pansy, I don't want to see anyone else playing the part. I don't care if they hardly ever show the girl!
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Date: 2009-05-22 03:51 am (UTC)Orgasm!Anne approves *points to icon*
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Date: 2009-05-23 05:58 pm (UTC)Meganfire.no subject
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Date: 2009-05-22 03:58 am (UTC)LOL Effy.
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Date: 2009-05-23 05:59 pm (UTC)This, a gagillion times this. Even straight chicks go unf whenever Megan's name comes up. It's truly impressive. Her ability to make us all UNF is going to save humanity from itself one day.
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Date: 2009-05-23 06:00 pm (UTC)*right click, save*
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Date: 2009-05-22 07:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-23 06:02 pm (UTC)You are more than welcome. This level of awesome must be shared.
You also have my response, which is, in its entirety: GUH.
I see your GUH, and I raise you an UNF!
Megan Fox really is nature's goodness.
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Date: 2009-05-22 11:28 pm (UTC)God, I want to do her.
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Date: 2009-05-23 06:03 pm (UTC)This. A thousand times this. I would hit that so hard, like the fist on an angry god. Good lord that woman is amazingly sexy.
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Date: 2009-05-23 06:05 pm (UTC)Yes, yes I am. And you like it!
Seriously, a few years ago I was very "whatever" about Megan. But she has gotten a bajillion times hotter in the last few years, and I am firmly upboard the lust train. There are a lot of haters out there, so we Megan lusters need to ban together! Join the fight! We have pictures of Megan in her undies and interviews were she talks about her lust for female Russian strippers.