Gossip Girl - 1x17 - Woman on the Verge
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fembuckHow is it possible for one show to be so awesome? I love everything. EVERYTHING about it (well, not Jenny). Do not take my Gossip Girl away. One more episode is not enough! IS NOT ENOUGH! *SOBS*
Seriously, what am I going to talk to my classes about on Tuesday when the new episodes end????? How will I bond with the youth????
Georgie and her thousands of messages are love. I probably shouldn't have, but I giggled like crazy as her tone got darker and darker. Also, Sunglasses!Georgie is hot.
Rufus calling Dan on his shit? Awesome.
Georgie's "oh, it's you" look when she spotted Dan outside of the Palace, and her duck and cover response cracked me up. That's totally how I'd react if I saw Dan as well.
That picture was Rufus was really hot. Good photog skillz Lily. Not such a good job on hiding you big heterosexual love for The Rufus however.
Blair, once again is the Best. Boyfriend. Ever. Seriously, combing the city all night for Serena *there is not enough aww in the world* Blair defending Serena after seeing her puke all over her bathroom = Best Boyfriend in History.
Serena looked fabulous as she descended the stairs in that royal blue robe. It has to be said. Also, I feel like I should feel bad for Dan ... but I don't.
Dorota is good people.
OH FUCK! LILY IS GOING TO WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO. FUCK FUCK FUCK!
(No parent needs to see something like that - and that's not even talking about the murder. Seriously, it's one thing cleaning Serena up after, it's another thing entirely to see how she got dirty)
Blair's eyebrows after "I'm Chuck Bass" were almost as win as the line itself.
The UES foursome are love.
"We can skip that part" ... aw, I love you Blair.
Serena, in nothing but a shirt in the shirt = sexay as hell.
OH FUCK, LILY IS WATCHING THE TAPE!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!
omg somebody came to my fucking door RIGHT as the tape started playing??? How does that happen? Go away!!!
Wow, some people totally called the accidental o.d with Georgina pulling Serena out of the room to save themselves.
HOW DID THEY NOT HAVE VAN DER SPARKS KISS! HOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!
WHY IS SERENA'S ANGST ALL ABOUT DAN? You know what else sucks Serena? Going to real ass raping jail! Not all crazy criminals are as hot as Georgie.
Reformatory school? What is this the 1940s? What's next, to the nunnery during the pregnancy scare episode.
"What's wrong, what happened?" Damn, Blair got over there quickly. Such a good boyfriend.
"Um, I've seen her before in my life" LOL Great cover, Gerogie.
"Don't send her away. I don't care who hears. Just, don't send her away". BLAIR! BLAIR! BLAIR! I LOVE YOU BLAIR. DEFENDING HER BABY! STANDING UP TO LILY, ASKING FOR HELP. BLAAAAAAAAIR!
"Uh, gross. Why? ... It got grosser." BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!
BLAIR IS TOTALLY GONNA KICK GEORGINA'S ASS AND IT IS GOING TO BE LOVE, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS SHOW.
That's right Lily, you go be a mother! FU Bart Bass. Lily's got mothering to do.
Chuck and Blair scheme (remain sexy while doing so). "Let's get the bitch". Chuck you are too fabulous. CHUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Is Lily magic? How did she find out where the boy who died lived? Did I miss that when I was too busy flailing about over the awesomeness of Blair.
Lisa Loeb sounds and looks exactly like a woman I work with.
NO VANESSA, DON'T TAKE BLAIR'S THUNDER AWAY FROM HER! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR WILL LAY THE SMACKDOWN ... UH DOWN!
Georgie ... crying? OMG SHE HAS A HEART! ... ... ... or does she?
Lily takes her own medicine with such grace and dignity. I HEART U LILYZ. I HEART YOUZ.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, don't go see Dan. No more Derena. NO MOAR DERENA. DO NOT WANT.
HA! I KNEW U DIDN'T HAVE A HEART GEORGIE. NO, YOU ARE EVIL GEORGIE, I C U LYIN TO DAN. I C U LYIN!
KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS ... let this be the end of Derena. LET BLAIR AND SERENA AND NATE AND EVERYONE SEE DAN KISS THE DEVIIIIIIIIIL! THE SHINY PRETTY DAWN SHAPED DEVIIIIIIIIL!
One Tree Hill has sexy commercials.
"Um, I'm a big Lincoln Hawk fan" OHHHHHHHHH BLAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR. SERENA, BLAIR DOESN'T WANT TO HELP UR ASS FIND DAN. SHE WANTZ TO TAKE YOU BACKSTAGE AND PLAY 'THE 'RUFUS AND LILY ROCKSTAR GROUPIE' GAME WITH YOU!
She says, "Get out of my way", but she means TAKE ME NOW, and Rufus knowz it. Cause he's so much cooler than his son.
WHY DO i FIND HER SO SEXY WHEN SHE'S BEING EVIL AND ACTING LIKE A TOTAL PSYCHO! WHY DOES DAN GET ALL THE GIRLZ? YOU ARE NOT SEXAY ENOUGH DAN. NOOOOOOOOOOOT SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXAY ENUFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
PREVIEWS: OMG I NEED TO SEE SERENA STRANGLE GEORGINA! I NEED TO SEE IT! I WANTZ TO SEE IT!
(P.S. I apologize for the gratuitous use of caplocks (and deteriorating spelling and grammar) as the commentary goes on. The show is just to awesome for me to contain myself.)
Seriously, what am I going to talk to my classes about on Tuesday when the new episodes end????? How will I bond with the youth????
Georgie and her thousands of messages are love. I probably shouldn't have, but I giggled like crazy as her tone got darker and darker. Also, Sunglasses!Georgie is hot.
Rufus calling Dan on his shit? Awesome.
Georgie's "oh, it's you" look when she spotted Dan outside of the Palace, and her duck and cover response cracked me up. That's totally how I'd react if I saw Dan as well.
That picture was Rufus was really hot. Good photog skillz Lily. Not such a good job on hiding you big heterosexual love for The Rufus however.
Blair, once again is the Best. Boyfriend. Ever. Seriously, combing the city all night for Serena *there is not enough aww in the world* Blair defending Serena after seeing her puke all over her bathroom = Best Boyfriend in History.
Serena looked fabulous as she descended the stairs in that royal blue robe. It has to be said. Also, I feel like I should feel bad for Dan ... but I don't.
Dorota is good people.
OH FUCK! LILY IS GOING TO WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO. FUCK FUCK FUCK!
(No parent needs to see something like that - and that's not even talking about the murder. Seriously, it's one thing cleaning Serena up after, it's another thing entirely to see how she got dirty)
Blair's eyebrows after "I'm Chuck Bass" were almost as win as the line itself.
The UES foursome are love.
"We can skip that part" ... aw, I love you Blair.
Serena, in nothing but a shirt in the shirt = sexay as hell.
OH FUCK, LILY IS WATCHING THE TAPE!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!
omg somebody came to my fucking door RIGHT as the tape started playing??? How does that happen? Go away!!!
Wow, some people totally called the accidental o.d with Georgina pulling Serena out of the room to save themselves.
HOW DID THEY NOT HAVE VAN DER SPARKS KISS! HOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!
WHY IS SERENA'S ANGST ALL ABOUT DAN? You know what else sucks Serena? Going to real ass raping jail! Not all crazy criminals are as hot as Georgie.
Reformatory school? What is this the 1940s? What's next, to the nunnery during the pregnancy scare episode.
"What's wrong, what happened?" Damn, Blair got over there quickly. Such a good boyfriend.
"Um, I've seen her before in my life" LOL Great cover, Gerogie.
"Don't send her away. I don't care who hears. Just, don't send her away". BLAIR! BLAIR! BLAIR! I LOVE YOU BLAIR. DEFENDING HER BABY! STANDING UP TO LILY, ASKING FOR HELP. BLAAAAAAAAIR!
"Uh, gross. Why? ... It got grosser." BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!
BLAIR IS TOTALLY GONNA KICK GEORGINA'S ASS AND IT IS GOING TO BE LOVE, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS SHOW.
That's right Lily, you go be a mother! FU Bart Bass. Lily's got mothering to do.
Chuck and Blair scheme (remain sexy while doing so). "Let's get the bitch". Chuck you are too fabulous. CHUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Is Lily magic? How did she find out where the boy who died lived? Did I miss that when I was too busy flailing about over the awesomeness of Blair.
Lisa Loeb sounds and looks exactly like a woman I work with.
NO VANESSA, DON'T TAKE BLAIR'S THUNDER AWAY FROM HER! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR WILL LAY THE SMACKDOWN ... UH DOWN!
Georgie ... crying? OMG SHE HAS A HEART! ... ... ... or does she?
Lily takes her own medicine with such grace and dignity. I HEART U LILYZ. I HEART YOUZ.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, don't go see Dan. No more Derena. NO MOAR DERENA. DO NOT WANT.
HA! I KNEW U DIDN'T HAVE A HEART GEORGIE. NO, YOU ARE EVIL GEORGIE, I C U LYIN TO DAN. I C U LYIN!
KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS ... let this be the end of Derena. LET BLAIR AND SERENA AND NATE AND EVERYONE SEE DAN KISS THE DEVIIIIIIIIIL! THE SHINY PRETTY DAWN SHAPED DEVIIIIIIIIL!
One Tree Hill has sexy commercials.
"Um, I'm a big Lincoln Hawk fan" OHHHHHHHHH BLAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR. SERENA, BLAIR DOESN'T WANT TO HELP UR ASS FIND DAN. SHE WANTZ TO TAKE YOU BACKSTAGE AND PLAY 'THE 'RUFUS AND LILY ROCKSTAR GROUPIE' GAME WITH YOU!
She says, "Get out of my way", but she means TAKE ME NOW, and Rufus knowz it. Cause he's so much cooler than his son.
WHY DO i FIND HER SO SEXY WHEN SHE'S BEING EVIL AND ACTING LIKE A TOTAL PSYCHO! WHY DOES DAN GET ALL THE GIRLZ? YOU ARE NOT SEXAY ENOUGH DAN. NOOOOOOOOOOOT SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXAY ENUFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
PREVIEWS: OMG I NEED TO SEE SERENA STRANGLE GEORGINA! I NEED TO SEE IT! I WANTZ TO SEE IT!
(P.S. I apologize for the gratuitous use of caplocks (and deteriorating spelling and grammar) as the commentary goes on. The show is just to awesome for me to contain myself.)
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Date: 2008-05-13 01:34 am (UTC)WHAT IS THAT SHIT JOSH SCHWARTZ? WHAT IS THAT SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT?
Georgina did seem to know a lot about what gets Serena in the mood however ... BUT STILL!
[proper british lady]Honestly! How could they?[/pbl]
*STEW WITH RAGE*
i DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SHOW, I STILL BELIEVE IN THE VAN DER SPARKS!
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Date: 2008-05-13 01:43 am (UTC)Plus, what did Georgina want a tape of Serena for anyway? Because she is batshit crazy in love with Serena that's why! Serena gave her a taste and now Georgie can't et enough.
That's what's in my head and I'm sticking to it.
At least this ep tonight won't destroy the fan fic I just finished. Heh. And I hope it gets your creative..ahem...juices flowing. You can fix this...rewrite what was ne the tape...yes...you must...
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Date: 2008-05-13 09:21 pm (UTC)Seriously, I'd say that was the gayest ever, but in an episode that has Blair taking off Serena's top on screen I just can't do it. But still, OMGSOGAY. Like how else is a person supposed to take that line. WE ALL KNOW THEY USED TO DO IT LIKE ROCKSTARZ! So stop being punkass bitches and just SHOW IT!
Plus, what did Georgina want a tape of Serena for anyway? Because she is batshit crazy in love with Serena that's why! Serena gave her a taste and now Georgie can't et enough.
I know, right! So true. She wasn't gonna give the tape to Serena, and there's no way she was gonna give it to random guy. She was going to keep it and totally masturbate to it all the time. Because she's
awesomedirty like that. She was probably also gonna study it to see if she could learn any new secrets to make Serena scream in pleasure.I need to have that nasty, whoreish image of them together in my mind.
I understand this so much. So much.
At least this ep tonight won't destroy the fan fic I just finished.
*fist pump* YES!
And I hope it gets your creative..ahem...juices flowing.
Oh, when it comes to van der Sparks the juices are doing just fine, lol. Now all I need is time! Damn you work and being a responsible adult shaped person! You take away my opportunities to write dirty, whorish, van der Sparks sexin'!