I am teh drunk
Jun. 20th, 2008 10:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fembuckThe end of the school year is fun.
You go into the school and you don't do anything.
And then you go on scavenger hunts and collect baby Buddha's, have a BBQ and get REALLY REALLY DRUNK!
REALLY.
I made a monocle out of champagne wire and a rubber band.
I also made a lot of funny dirty jokes.
And then Kitty kept flicking me in the arm. And then she slapped my monoclerubber band strap against my ear and it hurt. And I cried didn't cry at all and she felt bad.
And I think I got tricked a lot, but I never fell over, which is I think is a good thing.
And then my co-workers took therum champagne away.
And, also I think I like that headbands are coming back.
In conclusion ... teh world ... she spins ... ... ...
You go into the school and you don't do anything.
And then you go on scavenger hunts and collect baby Buddha's, have a BBQ and get REALLY REALLY DRUNK!
REALLY.
I made a monocle out of champagne wire and a rubber band.
I also made a lot of funny dirty jokes.
And then Kitty kept flicking me in the arm. And then she slapped my monocle
And I think I got tricked a lot, but I never fell over, which is I think is a good thing.
And then my co-workers took the
And, also I think I like that headbands are coming back.
In conclusion ... teh world ... she spins ... ... ...
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Date: 2008-06-21 06:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-21 02:23 pm (UTC)I hope you sleep well and wake up without a hangover.
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Date: 2008-06-22 12:16 am (UTC)Awesome
Date: 2008-06-22 03:37 am (UTC)Amluv, I feel your pain...:D
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Date: 2008-06-22 11:13 am (UTC)Seconded. Thirded? *strokes chin in true mystery fashion* Conundrum!
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Date: 2008-06-22 11:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-23 01:30 am (UTC)i usually punch myself, but it's nice when you have someone to do it for you :)
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Date: 2008-06-23 01:57 am (UTC)I think there's gonna be more of this tomorrow night, because I'm going to a "Cool people I Work With" party where like everyone has declared they are using public transit and are going to get "totally messed up!"
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Date: 2008-06-23 01:59 am (UTC)Omg, even I had no idea who drunk I was. After I typed this, it's like my body went "oh,so you think you're sobering up, huh? PSYCH!" And the drunk hit me all over again.
Luckily I slept in until like noon, so there was no hangover (which means I've learned no lesson, and will do the same thing tomorrow night!)
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Date: 2008-06-23 02:02 am (UTC)Re: Awesome
Date: 2008-06-23 02:03 am (UTC)Amluv, I feel your pain...:D
*sigh* The party would have been a lot more fun if you two were around to get into sexy shennanigans with!
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Date: 2008-06-23 02:05 am (UTC)We totally need to have an "Everybody molests Janine" party.
*sigh*
That sounds like fun.
Stupid planet, being so stupid and big. Why has nobody invented a transporter yet?????
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Date: 2008-06-23 02:06 am (UTC)Whaa ... whyyyyyyyy????
*has filthy thoughts*...i do so love whipped cream...
*phew* Thank goodness. *sly grin* Now, what exactly were you planning to do with this whipped cream? Hmmm *eyebrow arch*
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Date: 2008-06-23 02:07 am (UTC)i usually punch myself, but it's nice when you have someone to do it for you :)
It wasn't fun at the time. I never saw it coming, like FLICK. Everyone was quite impressed that I didn't spill my drink even though I recoiled in horror every time she did it.
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Date: 2008-06-23 02:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-23 02:23 am (UTC)but i'd definitely pay the outrageous airfare to come by and molest you ;)
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Date: 2008-06-23 02:55 am (UTC)and then it'll be my turn.*goes off and invents transporter*
Re: Awesome
Date: 2008-06-24 05:40 pm (UTC)And as long as those pix aren't of you dancing on tables with a lampshade on your head, you've got nothing to worry about...
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Date: 2008-06-24 05:42 pm (UTC)