Prepare to get slapped ...
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fembuckI can't fathom how it happened, but I somehow didn't hear about Bitch Slap: The Movie until backslashglare gave me the heads up. So, #1, thank you backslashglare and #2 TRAILER TRAILER TRAILER .... TRAILER ...
Honestly, do yourselves a favor and watch the trailer! (link to official website)
Inspiration: “Bitch Slap” is a post-modern, thinking man’s throwback to the “B” Movie/Exploitation films of the 1950’s - 70’s as well as a loving, sly parody of same. Inspired by the likes of “Dragstrip Girls,” “Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill,” “Kung Fu Nun” and the pantheon of Blacksploitation films, “Bitch Slap” mixes hot girls, fast cars, big guns, nasty tongues, outrageous action and jaw-dropping eye candy with a message… don’t be naughty! - source
Synopsis: “Bitch Slap” follows three bad girls (a down-and-out stripper, a drug-running killer and a corporate powerbroker) as they arrive at a remote desert hideaway to extort massive booty from a ruthless underworld kingpin. Things quickly spin out of control as allegiances change, truths are revealed, other criminals arrive for the score, the fate of the world hangs in the balance and they are forced to confront a villain much worse than they ever expected… themselves. - source
It's like Grindhouse (only Dakota and Cherry would've gotten it on - or Julia and Arlene, or Abernathy and Kim, or Zoe and Kim, or Lee and Abernathy or ... well, you get the point)
For your visual pleasure ... Wonder Woman
And it gets better! The cast list for the movie is amazing, geeks everywhere will rejoice.
1. Lucy Lawless
2. Renée O'Connor
Playing nuns!
And at this point I don't think I need to keep going but I will ;)
3. Zoë (motherfrakking) Bell
4. Kevin Sorbo
5. Michael Hurst
6. William Gregory Lee (from Xena,Dark Angel and Dante's Cove)
7. Mark Lutz (aka Groo, from Angel)
*sniffles, wipes eyes* If somehow Tracie Thoms had been part of this movie, I think it would have been so awesome that my mind would have exploded upon viewing.
Can it be 2009 now?
backslashglare gave me the heads up. So, #1, thank you backslashglare and #2 TRAILER TRAILER TRAILER .... TRAILER ...Honestly, do yourselves a favor and watch the trailer! (link to official website)
Inspiration: “Bitch Slap” is a post-modern, thinking man’s throwback to the “B” Movie/Exploitation films of the 1950’s - 70’s as well as a loving, sly parody of same. Inspired by the likes of “Dragstrip Girls,” “Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill,” “Kung Fu Nun” and the pantheon of Blacksploitation films, “Bitch Slap” mixes hot girls, fast cars, big guns, nasty tongues, outrageous action and jaw-dropping eye candy with a message… don’t be naughty! - source
Synopsis: “Bitch Slap” follows three bad girls (a down-and-out stripper, a drug-running killer and a corporate powerbroker) as they arrive at a remote desert hideaway to extort massive booty from a ruthless underworld kingpin. Things quickly spin out of control as allegiances change, truths are revealed, other criminals arrive for the score, the fate of the world hangs in the balance and they are forced to confront a villain much worse than they ever expected… themselves. - source
It's like Grindhouse (only Dakota and Cherry would've gotten it on - or Julia and Arlene, or Abernathy and Kim, or Zoe and Kim, or Lee and Abernathy or ... well, you get the point)
For your visual pleasure ... Wonder Woman
And it gets better! The cast list for the movie is amazing, geeks everywhere will rejoice.
1. Lucy Lawless
2. Renée O'Connor
Playing nuns!
And at this point I don't think I need to keep going but I will ;)
3. Zoë (motherfrakking) Bell
4. Kevin Sorbo
5. Michael Hurst
6. William Gregory Lee (from Xena,Dark Angel and Dante's Cove)
7. Mark Lutz (aka Groo, from Angel)
*sniffles, wipes eyes* If somehow Tracie Thoms had been part of this movie, I think it would have been so awesome that my mind would have exploded upon viewing.
Can it be 2009 now?
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Date: 2008-07-29 07:07 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-07-29 11:06 pm (UTC)I'm like "Where's Callisto, bitches?"!! Seriously, if Hudson was in this it would be like perfect. As it is, I can't complain though, it's just too much awesome all rolled into one sexy package.
the L and R really cracks me up, SO hilarious!
Oh, I know. I watched that intro a couple of times. I love how at the end of it, Renee is wrestles Lucy's arms down. Good times.
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Date: 2008-07-30 04:41 pm (UTC)Good times
Exactly my thoughts. The drama Xena episodes were ok but I think that my favorites were the comedy ones. A day in the life FTW! They always played a lot more with subtex on those imo
I'm like "Where's Callisto, bitches?"!!
LoL I have forgot about her, I can't believe that! She's the one that is missing here.
Though Aphrodite could have worked too. Or Eve. I still think that Eve had this gay weird wibe with that amazon girl *space out for a moment*
But well, Callisto IS Callisto.