W-What fuckery is this???

[fembuck]

When did Narcissa become Rogue??? Is she gonna have a bad southern accent and green leotards too?  UGH!  I thought I couldn't have hated this casting anymore and now this comes out.  Seriously, I'm sure Helen McCrory is a fine actress and human being, but they should have just hired a fucking blonde (or at least someone who fakes being blonde well).  I mean, all we know about Narcissa is that she's blonde and Draco's mom, and now they've gone and fucked with half of that.

*cries*

Click for the heartbreak

Enlarge the picture and take a look at Narcissa. *hint* That's NOT a hat!

*sigh*  The only thing I can hope for is that there'll be more Narcissa in the movie than in the book since the studio has such a hard-on for Helen McCrory.  And that more Narcissa will translate to more Narcissa and Bellatrix on screen together.

*double sigh* At least HBC still looks like perfection.  And it also looks like Bellatrix and Narcissa are eye!sexin' in that pic, which is cool.

Comments

[silverturtle87.livejournal.com]

And really, how stupid would someone have to be not to be able to figure it out, even though she's blonde. All it would take is a "Your my sister and ..." line. Four words of dialogue and they could avoid the whole mess.

Well, I am using the American public as a guide...we're not particularly brilliant. And hey! With her hair all wacky now they won't even have to use those four words of dialogue!

I just thought of something else, maybe they made her hair goofy to distract us from how much older she looks than HBC. Like they're thinking 'Hey, she looks kind of old mate, y'think if we totally f*ck with her hair that anybody will notice?' 'Yeah, if we make the hair distracting enough they totally won't notice.' Or something along those lines.

You know Bella also totally teases him

lol, she would!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Well, I am using the American public as a guide...we're not particularly brilliant.

The fact that Eddie Murphy has been allowed to make movies three Nutty Professor movies should be proof enough of this, but I just keep on hoping that I'm wrong. You're probably right though, and the most of the theater would be like "who's that blonde lady? Why is she there? Is that Luna as an adult? I don't get it." *sigh*

now they won't even have to use those four words of dialogue!

Yay! More time to blow shit up!

maybe they made her hair goofy to distract us from how much older she looks than HBC.

LOL! Why the fuck didn't they just hire Naomi Watts. You know she would have done it! *mumbles* stupid fucktards

[silverturtle87.livejournal.com]

Why the fuck didn't they just hire Naomi Watts. You know she would have done it! *mumbles* stupid fucktards

Because that would be too easy. It also wouldn't send people like us into flurries of outraged activity on the boards, which would mean a drop in publicity. I know you've heard the phrase 'all publicity is good publicity' even when it's just a bunch of people bitching about horrible casting choices. Besides, they wanted to give the director a challenge to overcome...and boy howdy is that hair a challenge!