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OMG! If you need some more Twilight hilarity after reading Growing Up Cullen, you need to check out:

LDS SPARKLEDAMMERUNG 2: The Sparkle Has Left Your Eyes!

[livejournal.com profile] stoney321 is genius.

"If you wanna kill my Bella, you gotta get past my fam!" lol

Seriously, check it out, the picture's alone are worth it.

There's also one up for the first book as well.

[livejournal.com profile] escritoireazul also has some other hilarious links up here if you need more Twilight haterade!

Date: 2008-08-31 04:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] escritoireazul.livejournal.com
It is addicting, isn't it? I've drank the Twilight haterade, and I love it. I even talked about it in an interview the other day (and, note, I am not interviewing for any sort of literary position or teaching position) because I have "analyzing the presentation of women in genre fiction" as one of my interests and the interviewer brought it up himself. I was shocked, and highly amused. If I get a callback because of Twilight I will - well, I don't know what I'll do, but it will be AWESOME.

Date: 2008-08-31 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
It is addicting, isn't it?

Completely. I kind of hate myself for it, but the anti-fandom haterade makes it a little better. Some of the genius of the mockery would be lost on me if I hadn't tortured myself reading this shit.

If I get a callback because of Twilight I will - well, I don't know what I'll do, but it will be AWESOME.

Best interview ever. I love it when you can bring stuff like that up. I brought up Harry Potter in my last interview.

*crosses fingers* I hope you get the callback. It will give Twilight two reasons for existing :D

Date: 2008-08-31 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trancer21.livejournal.com
Hee! To echo [livejournal.com profile] escritoireazul, Twilight has turned into my favorite anti-fandom. It took *years* for both Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter to reach these levels of crazy. It's like the fandom took an accelerated course on batshit crazy!! There's so much wank flying by these days, I'm almost afraid to leave my house. I mean when the author flounces from her own fandom, you know it's about to be ON!!

Plus, it gave me this icon. How can you not love the anti-Twilight fandom?

Date: 2008-08-31 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
Twilight has turned into my favorite anti-fandom.

Word. I've never enjoyed mocking something as much as I enjoy mocking/ranting like a crazy person about this.

It took *years* for both Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter to reach these levels of crazy. It's like the fandom took an accelerated course on batshit crazy!!

It's so true. The power of Meyer's sparkle!vampires is really frightening. The awfulness to popularity ratio is also staggering. I mean, at least Harry Potter was genuinely enjoyable for the most part. And while I'm not a LoTR fan, the books have some literary merit. Twilight is just ... UGH.

I mean when the author flounces from her own fandom, you know it's about to be ON!!

LOL! Stephenie Meyer is like her own craziest fan girl. Actually, maybe not. Have you see the Nuttymadam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-turfrcQY-w) youtube video? It's mind boggling. I was laughing and cringing, and well, mostly laughing, but WHAT THE FUCK!?!

How can you not love the anti-Twilight fandom?

I love it. I love it more than cake (okay as much as cake!)

Date: 2008-08-31 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
OMG! You must check out the video of Nuttymadam singing a song she "wrote" for Edward.

click for the crazy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HhxxwEQDCg)

Lyrics:

a tale, im here to tell you.
it makes me so blue.
two hot fellas.
and a nasty little bitch called bella.

she meets two damn fine young boys.
(this is where i get annoyed!)
cos she chooses one,
and she had to pick the one I want!

what a bitch she had to go and choose my eddie
ha ha ha! he still wont take her to beddie byes!
well i guess thats ok cos when they break up,
ill be waiting to pick the pieces up!

damn right im not givin in.
and second best is not an option!
jakes cute and all...
but i dont want a boyfriend who fetches ball!

its not fair! i dont care if its gone too far,
he's proposed and he's even bought her 2 new cars!
i think i'd like to choke her on her wedding ring,
then ill be there to console him!

but wait if she dies, he commits suicide, then theres no edward left for me, noooooooo!
oh i just cant help it!
i love him so much!
his hair is just so...
shineeeeeeeeeeeee!

damn it! i guess its over!
and he's chosen her!
but i still need a man who can! (wink)
jacob baby im comin for ya!

i dont care if i have to worm you twice a year!
and its ok if you like it when i scratch your ears!
and i certainly dont mind if your half naked!
and i wont reject you like bella did.

tell me why? everything worked out so perfectly!?
double wedding bells!
edward and bella!
jake and me!
i've got my man! and he's scorching hot property!
and he's not even prone to fleas!

now i know! everything worked out so perfectly!
everyone is happy now and its thanks to me!
bella's been vampified!
and jakes with me!
and my first litter is due next week!

come on jacob, walkies!

OK people this is just my little bit of fun, the madness of me has to escape every now and again and this is a prime example of why you should not take this video seriously, its comedy, its fun, its not a reflection on my views about twilight, as believe it or not i am not under the dillusion that i actually could fall in love with jacob black - he is not real.....lolz. i love twilight excessively and would never mock stephenie meyer as she rocks in every possible way - fact.

oh and just for the record i am most definitely team edward.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! So much CAH-RAY-ZEE!!!!!

Date: 2008-09-21 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] modernmonkey52.livejournal.com
I did find that very amusing, though I can't say I enjoyed every part of the 'series'. I'm LDS, though not a devout or active member, and even I was slightly offended by some of the stuff written. "Take that Book of Mormons and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke, you soul soliciting pigfuckers." I mean, wow.

I'm afraid to even leave a comment about this because people will surely bash me for my religion and complain even more that Mormons are bad. That's one reason I didn't leave the comment right on the story.

Anyway, I found the bits making fun of Twilight HILARIOUS!!! XD

But.. the bashing maybe was a bit much for me. =(

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