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I'm not gonna say that it was godawful ... but it was close. 

This movie was so fucking irritating to me.  It was just like, everything single thing that they could have done to irritate me, they did.  I spent probably like half the movie shaking my head in despair and chuckling to myself to stop myself from sobbing at the awfulness. 

I'm so sick of teams that are supposed to save the world being made up of childish buffoons.  I found it hard to believe that any of these people could be the best at ANYTHING (except for Snake Eyes, Snake Eyes was cool).  I wouldn't want any of them for a doubles partner at the local tennis tournament, and I certainly wouldn't have entrusted any of them with saving the goddamn planet.  Why can't the heroes of movie these days be competent?  I don't get why I'm supposed to cheer for people who are so willfully stupid and arrogant and emotionaly stunted. 

I wanted to go to sleep during the last twenty minutes of the film, but it was so goddamn loud that I couldn't even escape into the bliss of sweet, sweet unconsciousness.   During that scene is the hospital at the end, if I had had something inexpensive and aerodynamic in my possession, I would have thrown it at the screen.

You know what, I take it back.  The movie was godawful.

I mean the closing credits song was fucking a "Boom Boom Pow" remix, for Christ' s sake!  

UGH.

( More bitchin' behind the cut ... )

In conclusion ...



Watch at your own risk!