Sarah Connor Chronicles - 2x05 - Goodbye To All That

[fembuck]

Um, I forgot to start writing the commentary at the beginning of the ep, so everything will start about ten minutes in.

Heh. I love that Sarah called shotgun Cameron. She's all like "fine, Derek you take John, but Cam's staying with me."

"Put your seatbelt on." LOL! I love Sarah.

Cameron is totally the Mommy that would tell their child Santa Claus doesn't exist.

I love how the only thing that changed about Bedell in 20 year or so was that he hair grew longer.

Before you read the rest of the commentary, I have to apologize. I've spent the last hour reading stuff like this, this, and this this and it's infected my brain.   I can't help myself.

*begs forgiveness*

Damn that kidz lucky to have been kidnapped by such a sexy fuck as Sarah Connor. I wish I had that kidz goddamn luck. And then Cameron walkz in all sexy as mutherfucking hell, and I'd be like "Shit yo, I don't ever wanna go home". Then Cameron would make me pee my fucking pants by holding me off of the ground like I'm goddamn Raggedy Anne or some shit, and then she'd read me fucking a bedtime story. Goddamn, best night ever. Best part is Sarah would probably have to give me a fucking bath after. Hellz yeah. That's what I'm talking 'bout bitches.

Derek Reese is a fucking ray of sunshine. He should be a goddamn kindergarten teacher. I'd always put my fucking crayons away. Hell. You'd take off your sock and he'd make you sound like one of the four horsemen of the apocalpyse. I'd be like "Fuck man, I'll put it back on my foot alright," and he'd stare at me with his crazy eyes and then walk away all, "yeah, yeah you will!"

I love how that kid like bitched out Sarah muthafucking Connor over a goddamn book report. And Sarah was like, "I'm getting bitched out by a goddamn 8 year old," and she looked all 'I hate my life and shit' and about it.

I love it. Ellison's like "Goddamn, that's fucking Sarah Connor!" He's got like stalker eyes that guy. What a creeper.  Sarah was all blurry and shit, but he's like "I knowz that bitch, I knowz her!"

Oh my goodness!  Who is this sexy chick?  It's Red Delicious, hellz yeah.  What a way to go.  That bitch has got style.

"Professional robot opinion" lol.
"He can put it back on",  "Marty likes the crusts cut off"  LOL

Fuck.  I wish my English teacher was as sexy and smirky as Sarah Connor.  Teach me about literature Sarah, I wanna stare at your tits learn!

I loved the "Enjoy  Relax" sign in the background behind Sarah when she was sitting on the couch all broody and intense and shit before Marty came to cheer her up.

Aw, I love Sarah and Marty together.  They're like Toby and Mrs. Lovett.  In addition:  "I can't go home ... and you're not doing anything."  Goddamn that kid is a pimp.  I wish I had his moves.  Sarah's clothes are gonna be off in like five minutes. 

See, stuff like Marty reading the Wizard of Oz as Derek and the Lost Boys lay in wait for the Terminator is why I love this show!  It's just absolutely beautiful and poetic at times.  I mean, it's just so much better than it really has a right to be and I love it for that.  I love it for absolutely capturing my attention, and bringing tears to my eyes, and making me ache for these people.

Also, as the Terminator chased Derek through the woods when Marty read, I was reminded of Space Above and Beyond so much.

Thank god!  I love Lena Heady voice-overs.  So magnificent.  I think I came a little.

Yeah, I'd be all verklempt too remembering when my kid wasn't a fucking ingrate.  Don't feel bad Sarah.  Marty is adorable.

Sarah's a good mom (despite what Marty says) and a good person.  I love her.  I want to snuggle with her and make her pancakes, and share sweet syrupy kisses with her over the morning paper.  

Goddamn, Thomas Dekker.  Look at you acting the shit out of that car ride.  Fuck.  I've got tears in my goddamn eyes.  Shit, yo.  I am moved.

If this show is cancelled, I don't even know what I am going to do.  I'm gonna be so fucking despondant.  People are gonna look at me and go, "Damn, that chick is despondant."  It is such a good show, and if I lose it because everyone's grandma is watching fucking Dancing with the Stars or sumting I'm gonna go batshit!  RAWRRRRRR

Comments

Dayum...

[acg453.livejournal.com]

You REALLY like this show... Can't say I blame you. :D And that kid... The cosmos tipped in his balance. How is that fair? I want to be kidnapped by a hot robot...

Re: Dayum...

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

You REALLY like this show

It's good. It's soooo good. It's so good that Alice Cullen loves this show. Trufax.

And that kid... The cosmos tipped in his balance. How is that fair? I want to be kidnapped by a hot robot...

I know! Where does one enter the contest to be kidnapped by a hot robot and the M.I.L.F. that loves her? Cause I need to enter that shit immediately! For serious.

Re: Dayum...

[acg453.livejournal.com]

"It's so good that Alice Cullen loves this show."

I can picture that. Her and Bella, sitting on the couch, watching Cameron ans Sarah... Of course, I have many, MANY fantasies that start that way.

"I know! Where does one enter the contest to be kidnapped by a hot robot and the M.I.L.F. that loves her?"

What does M.I.L.F. mean?

Re: Dayum...

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I have many, MANY fantasies that start that way.

lol. Feel free to write them down and post them! *wink*

What does M.I.L.F. mean?

Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Classy, I know ;)

Re: Dayum...

[acg453.livejournal.com]

lol. Feel free to write them down and post them! *wink*

That's not a bad idea... Although, first I want to finish the AVP/X-Men Xover I'm working on. AND the Sin City/Punisher story. AND the Buffy/Transformers thing... Have I mentioned how bad I am about crossovers?

Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Classy, I know ;)

I like that.

Ratings

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Haven't seen the show yet since it hasn't aired here, but I just want to comment on this -

and if I lose it because everyone's grandma is watching fucking Dancing with the Stars or sumting I'm gonna go batshit!

What's killing TSCC and Prison Break (which is also suffering from a decreasing audience) is Monday Night Football.

It should also be noted that *everything* on Monday night is down compared to last year. The other show in big trouble? Heroes, which premiered with a 39% drop in ratings compared to last year, although, I must say making the premiere a *three* fucking hour event was asking WAY too much of this low-attention spanned viewer.

Do I think TSCC will get canceled? God, I hope not. I just don't understand why anyone would suggest it move to the Sci-Fi Channel. Those assholes are about as trustworthy as the sketchy bastards at FOX!

Re: Ratings

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

The other show in big trouble? Heroes, which premiered with a 39% drop in ratings compared to last year,

Heroes is fucking shit though, so I don't care! *what ... what? I'm not bitter*

I know SCC has never been a HUGE rating grabber, but it's so good. I just hate that the viewing public sucks so much that good, well written, well acted shows get the shaft, and shit like 90210: The Next Generation gets picked up.

I just don't understand why anyone would suggest it move to the Sci-Fi Channel. Those assholes are about as trustworthy as the sketchy bastards at FOX!

lol! I know, they could as well suggest moving it to Spike TV

*thinks about Spike TV ... seethes with rage*

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

LOL. you make me wanna go see it right now. sigh, i'm still waiting to watch episode 3. bloody FOX! they better not cancel it. it's just started the second season for christ's sakes! say, are you gonna write anymore SCC fics?

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Have you seen the episode yet? It's so good.

I'll be so depressed if the show gets canceled. It's like one of the few shoes that I actually get really excited to watch, and make sure to be home for.

are you gonna write anymore SCC fics?

Hopefully. That is the plan. Really, it is :D

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

YES! i have finally seen it! that was an awesome episode. so much better than episode 4. loved the "She happens." line! if that does not put femslashy thoughts in people's heads, i don't know what will. heh i could so totally see Sarah "punishing" Cameron for showing Marty his mom on tv. Sarah in deadpanned voice: "You have been a bad cybernetic organism." *naughty grin*. I like to imagine that Cameron did not appear at the end of the episode because she was all tied up and waiting for Sarah to come home...

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

You forgot the best part -

Sarah starts to close the door.
Marty: What happens when you go to sleep?
Cameron walks through the door.
Sarah: She happens.

I just about died. It's getting to the point where I think they're *intentionally* writing 'teh ghay'.

And was it my imagination or did it look like Derek creamed his pants when he first saw the military academy? I guess teh ghay is strong on BOTH sides of John's family.

Sarah's a good mom and a good person.

Seriously, every damn week Sarah just breaks my heart and I just wanna reach through the screen and give her a damn hug. All playing surrogate mom and finally being the mother she's always wanted to be with John but can't.

Yeah, I'd be all verklempt too remembering when my kid wasn't a fucking ingrate.

You know, I don't want John to turn into Future John all at once but, in regards to Sarah, it'd be nice to see him get it. See him get how much Sarah sacrificed, how it kills her a little bit more every day because, yeah, right now fucking ingrate is just about right.

[apples4oranges.livejournal.com]

You forgot the best part -

Sarah starts to close the door.
Marty: What happens when you go to sleep?
Cameron walks through the door.
Sarah: She happens.

XD Totally true. "She happens". Yeah, I BET she happens. That's too obvious for someone at the production company not to have noticed it.


Also, Cameron is totally the Mommy that would tell their child Santa Claus doesn't exist.

So fucking true. I could totally see it.

Kid:Mommy, I want to see Santa Claus!
Cameron: Saint Nicolas was the saint of thieves and prostitutes.
Kid: O_o
Cameron:...and children.
Sarah:*facepalm*

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I BET she happens. That's too obvious for someone at the production company not to have noticed it.

I know! It's like teh ghayest line ever. Sarah could as well have said, "Cameron comes into my room, takes off my clothes and goes down on me until I can't move or scream or even breath."

Kid:Mommy, I want to see Santa Claus!
Cameron: Saint Nicolas was the saint of thieves and prostitutes.
Kid: O_o
Cameron:...and children.
Sarah:*facepalm*

LOL! It would totally play out like that! Totally! But you know, Sarah would simultaneously be thinking that Cameron was the cutest, sexist thing ever, and that Cam would totally still get laid that night.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I just about died. It's getting to the point where I think they're *intentionally* writing 'teh ghay'.

I heard, I swooned. I think my brain was just too busy creaming myself to type at that moment, and had to pick up my swear ridden diatribe after teh ghay, lol.

was it my imagination or did it look like Derek creamed his pants when he first saw the military academy?

It wasn't your imagination. You'd think he'd seen Edward Cullen or something. Derek totally spent a load when they drove up. *shakes head* Oh, Derek. He must be where John gets teh ghay from, cause homeboy and Bedell were totally like minutes away from doing it.

Seriously, every damn week Sarah just breaks my heart and I just wanna reach through the screen and give her a damn hug.

There is not enough word.

it'd be nice to see him get it. See him get how much Sarah sacrificed, how it kills her a little bit more every day because, yeah, right now fucking ingrate is just about right.

It's a teenager thing. Teenagers are ingrates. I just had to give a speech today to my girls basketball team about thinking about another person's feeling for like five goddamn seconds, and lecture them about how to NOT be selfish, arrogant pricks. *sigh*

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

You forgot to mention that T:SCC was brought to you by DODGE RAM. But I don't even care, because as long as they keep giving Fox money to make Terminator episodes I will watch all the fucking Dodge Ram infomercials they can make. Derek'll be like "shit, son, this car has room for all my guns and with built-in GPS I can get to wherever there are Terminators needing killing."

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

You forgot to mention that T:SCC was brought to you by DODGE RAM.

LOL!

Derek'll be like "shit, son, this car has room for all my guns and with built-in GPS I can get to wherever there are Terminators needing killing."

There were like so many Dodge RAM porn shots. It was unbelievable.

But yeah, SCC can masturbate Dodge all it wants as long as Dodge keeps giving it money to stay on the air. I'm not proud, I'm take the gratuitous product placement if it means Lena, Summer and Shirley on my tv every week.

[twisted-knicker.livejournal.com]

On the down side, FOX cancels all their best shows.
On the upside, FOX realizes that this show is too good to cancel, which gives hope to all about the dreaded FOX republicans company.
Though not with their debacle over Watchmen. :(

This show is so gay it's fantastic. ♥

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

On the down side, FOX cancels all their best shows.

Don't I know it. Don't I know it *sniffles*

On the upside, FOX realizes that this show is too good to cancel, which gives hope to all about the dreaded FOX republicans company

Seeing as how they renewed it, you really think that they would wait until at least halfway through the season before contemplating pulling the plug again. Seriously, they saddled it with a shittacular timeslot. The least they could do is show a little patience. I've already talked a buttload of people into starting to watch it.

This show is so gay it's fantastic. ♥

Just one of the reasons to love it :D

P.S. Many apologies for being a dumb ass and replying a gajillion times to this.

[billy-rose.livejournal.com]

I absoultely loved the bedtime story bit
cameron was totally awesome this ep! ^_^

thought it was interesting she was watching them kill the hell out of the terminator in the woods instead of getting in there and showing them how it's done - and then where was she at the end of the ep when the kid was gone and they'd have the house to themselves for a few hours?
missed opportunity to bring on the femslash - shame on the writers for that bit, tsk tsk

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

missed opportunity to bring on the femslash - shame on the writers for that bit, tsk tsk

True. But maybe that's why she didn't fight. She was saving her energy to sex up Sarah when she got home, lol

[billy-rose.livejournal.com]

ah, a valid point indeed *nods*

[alexz6.livejournal.com]

*cant breathe* *laughing too hard in a room full of strangers that are now looking at me funny*
hahahahahahaha oh geez i looked at those links you put up and OH GOD i cant stop laughing-especially after i noticed the WHOLE review was like that hahahaha
oh *breathe* ok so yeah---i loved the cam/sarah interaction in this episode but WHERE WAS CAMERON AT THE END OF THE EPISODE?!
and yes me too! i vote we go kick granny's if theyre the ones keeping our girls' ratings down!....actually that's really mean but i love the show theres no contest for me as to what i'm doing monday's at seven:S please dont let them take it away!!!! :(

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahaha oh geez i looked at those links you put up and OH GOD i cant stop laughing-especially after i noticed the WHOLE review was like that hahahaha

LOL! I couldn't stop myself. I'd read to many of those things, and that was the only way my brain was capable of thinking. I find those things so funny, so funny. They make me laugh like a crazy person.

i loved the cam/sarah interaction in this episode but WHERE WAS CAMERON AT THE END OF THE EPISODE?!

In the bedroom. They can't show that shit at 8 pm, lol. You know that's why Cameron didn't help fight the terminator. She was saving up her energy to do Sarah like a rockstar when she got home!

please dont let them take it away!!!! :(

If only I had as much power as I do in my dreams and could actually MAKE FOX not be a network full of asshats. *sigh*

[alexz6.livejournal.com]

*sigh* oh geez just seeing the reply to my comment about those ad thingies started me laughing again- luckly i was able to control myself some this time!
ah, of course!!! i love that cameron thing, why didnt i think of that?! see now fox is effin up my brain :(
and i wish us ALL luck in changing the asshat-ty-ness of the fox network

[slippery-fish.livejournal.com]

Marty is going to have a heroine for the rest of his life.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

A heroine and sexy dreams, lol.

Seriously, when that kid discovers masturbation, he'll be so happy he was kidnapped by Sarah and Cameron ;)

[pookieandpookie.livejournal.com]

Pssst...it's 2x05... ;)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Thanks, got a little to trigger happy there ;)