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fembuckUm, I forgot to start writing the commentary at the beginning of the ep, so everything will start about ten minutes in.
Heh. I love that Sarah called shotgun Cameron. She's all like "fine, Derek you take John, but Cam's staying with me."
"Put your seatbelt on." LOL! I love Sarah.
Cameron is totally the Mommy that would tell their child Santa Claus doesn't exist.
I love how the only thing that changed about Bedell in 20 year or so was that he hair grew longer.
Before you read the rest of the commentary, I have to apologize. I've spent the last hour reading stuff like this, this, and this this and it's infected my brain. I can't help myself.
*begs forgiveness*
Damn that kidz lucky to have been kidnapped by such a sexy fuck as Sarah Connor. I wish I had that kidz goddamn luck. And then Cameron walkz in all sexy as mutherfucking hell, and I'd be like "Shit yo, I don't ever wanna go home". Then Cameron would make me pee my fucking pants by holding me off of the ground like I'm goddamn Raggedy Anne or some shit, and then she'd read me fucking a bedtime story. Goddamn, best night ever. Best part is Sarah would probably have to give me a fucking bath after. Hellz yeah. That's what I'm talking 'bout bitches.
Derek Reese is a fucking ray of sunshine. He should be a goddamn kindergarten teacher. I'd always put my fucking crayons away. Hell. You'd take off your sock and he'd make you sound like one of the four horsemen of the apocalpyse. I'd be like "Fuck man, I'll put it back on my foot alright," and he'd stare at me with his crazy eyes and then walk away all, "yeah, yeah you will!"
I love how that kid like bitched out Sarah muthafucking Connor over a goddamn book report. And Sarah was like, "I'm getting bitched out by a goddamn 8 year old," and she looked all 'I hate my life and shit' and about it.
I love it. Ellison's like "Goddamn, that's fucking Sarah Connor!" He's got like stalker eyes that guy. What a creeper. Sarah was all blurry and shit, but he's like "I knowz that bitch, I knowz her!"
Oh my goodness! Who is this sexy chick? It's Red Delicious, hellz yeah. What a way to go. That bitch has got style.
"Professional robot opinion" lol.
"He can put it back on", "Marty likes the crusts cut off" LOL
Fuck. I wish my English teacher was as sexy and smirky as Sarah Connor. Teach me about literature Sarah, I wannastare at your tits learn!
I loved the "Enjoy Relax" sign in the background behind Sarah when she was sitting on the couch all broody and intense and shit before Marty came to cheer her up.
Aw, I love Sarah and Marty together. They're like Toby and Mrs. Lovett. In addition: "I can't go home ... and you're not doing anything." Goddamn that kid is a pimp. I wish I had his moves. Sarah's clothes are gonna be off in like five minutes.
See, stuff like Marty reading the Wizard of Oz as Derek and the Lost Boys lay in wait for the Terminator is why I love this show! It's just absolutely beautiful and poetic at times. I mean, it's just so much better than it really has a right to be and I love it for that. I love it for absolutely capturing my attention, and bringing tears to my eyes, and making me ache for these people.
Also, as the Terminator chased Derek through the woods when Marty read, I was reminded of Space Above and Beyond so much.
Thank god! I love Lena Heady voice-overs. So magnificent. I think I came a little.
Yeah, I'd be all verklempt too remembering when my kid wasn't a fucking ingrate. Don't feel bad Sarah. Marty is adorable.
Sarah's a good mom (despite what Marty says) and a good person. I love her. I want to snuggle with her and make her pancakes, and share sweet syrupy kisses with her over the morning paper.
Goddamn, Thomas Dekker. Look at you acting the shit out of that car ride. Fuck. I've got tears in my goddamn eyes. Shit, yo. I am moved.
If this show is cancelled, I don't even know what I am going to do. I'm gonna be so fucking despondant. People are gonna look at me and go, "Damn, that chick is despondant." It is such a good show, and if I lose it because everyone's grandma is watching fucking Dancing with the Stars or sumting I'm gonna go batshit! RAWRRRRRR
Heh. I love that Sarah called shotgun Cameron. She's all like "fine, Derek you take John, but Cam's staying with me."
"Put your seatbelt on." LOL! I love Sarah.
Cameron is totally the Mommy that would tell their child Santa Claus doesn't exist.
I love how the only thing that changed about Bedell in 20 year or so was that he hair grew longer.
Before you read the rest of the commentary, I have to apologize. I've spent the last hour reading stuff like this, this, and this this and it's infected my brain. I can't help myself.
*begs forgiveness*
Damn that kidz lucky to have been kidnapped by such a sexy fuck as Sarah Connor. I wish I had that kidz goddamn luck. And then Cameron walkz in all sexy as mutherfucking hell, and I'd be like "Shit yo, I don't ever wanna go home". Then Cameron would make me pee my fucking pants by holding me off of the ground like I'm goddamn Raggedy Anne or some shit, and then she'd read me fucking a bedtime story. Goddamn, best night ever. Best part is Sarah would probably have to give me a fucking bath after. Hellz yeah. That's what I'm talking 'bout bitches.
Derek Reese is a fucking ray of sunshine. He should be a goddamn kindergarten teacher. I'd always put my fucking crayons away. Hell. You'd take off your sock and he'd make you sound like one of the four horsemen of the apocalpyse. I'd be like "Fuck man, I'll put it back on my foot alright," and he'd stare at me with his crazy eyes and then walk away all, "yeah, yeah you will!"
I love how that kid like bitched out Sarah muthafucking Connor over a goddamn book report. And Sarah was like, "I'm getting bitched out by a goddamn 8 year old," and she looked all 'I hate my life and shit' and about it.
I love it. Ellison's like "Goddamn, that's fucking Sarah Connor!" He's got like stalker eyes that guy. What a creeper. Sarah was all blurry and shit, but he's like "I knowz that bitch, I knowz her!"
Oh my goodness! Who is this sexy chick? It's Red Delicious, hellz yeah. What a way to go. That bitch has got style.
"Professional robot opinion" lol.
"He can put it back on", "Marty likes the crusts cut off" LOL
Fuck. I wish my English teacher was as sexy and smirky as Sarah Connor. Teach me about literature Sarah, I wanna
I loved the "Enjoy Relax" sign in the background behind Sarah when she was sitting on the couch all broody and intense and shit before Marty came to cheer her up.
Aw, I love Sarah and Marty together. They're like Toby and Mrs. Lovett. In addition: "I can't go home ... and you're not doing anything." Goddamn that kid is a pimp. I wish I had his moves. Sarah's clothes are gonna be off in like five minutes.
See, stuff like Marty reading the Wizard of Oz as Derek and the Lost Boys lay in wait for the Terminator is why I love this show! It's just absolutely beautiful and poetic at times. I mean, it's just so much better than it really has a right to be and I love it for that. I love it for absolutely capturing my attention, and bringing tears to my eyes, and making me ache for these people.
Also, as the Terminator chased Derek through the woods when Marty read, I was reminded of Space Above and Beyond so much.
Thank god! I love Lena Heady voice-overs. So magnificent. I think I came a little.
Yeah, I'd be all verklempt too remembering when my kid wasn't a fucking ingrate. Don't feel bad Sarah. Marty is adorable.
Sarah's a good mom (despite what Marty says) and a good person. I love her. I want to snuggle with her and make her pancakes, and share sweet syrupy kisses with her over the morning paper.
Goddamn, Thomas Dekker. Look at you acting the shit out of that car ride. Fuck. I've got tears in my goddamn eyes. Shit, yo. I am moved.
If this show is cancelled, I don't even know what I am going to do. I'm gonna be so fucking despondant. People are gonna look at me and go, "Damn, that chick is despondant." It is such a good show, and if I lose it because everyone's grandma is watching fucking Dancing with the Stars or sumting I'm gonna go batshit! RAWRRRRRR
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Date: 2008-10-08 04:16 am (UTC)Sarah starts to close the door.
Marty: What happens when you go to sleep?
Cameron walks through the door.
Sarah: She happens.
XD Totally true. "She happens". Yeah, I BET she happens. That's too obvious for someone at the production company not to have noticed it.
Also, Cameron is totally the Mommy that would tell their child Santa Claus doesn't exist.
So fucking true. I could totally see it.
Kid:Mommy, I want to see Santa Claus!
Cameron: Saint Nicolas was the saint of thieves and prostitutes.
Kid: O_o
Cameron:...and children.
Sarah:*facepalm*
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Date: 2008-10-08 11:37 pm (UTC)I know! It's like teh ghayest line ever. Sarah could as well have said, "Cameron comes into my room, takes off my clothes and goes down on me until I can't move or scream or even breath."
Kid:Mommy, I want to see Santa Claus!
Cameron: Saint Nicolas was the saint of thieves and prostitutes.
Kid: O_o
Cameron:...and children.
Sarah:*facepalm*
LOL! It would totally play out like that! Totally! But you know, Sarah would simultaneously be thinking that Cameron was the cutest, sexist thing ever, and that Cam would totally still get laid that night.