Heroes - 3x04 - I Am Become Death

[fembuck]

I Am Become Death ... more like I Am Become Bored

Two fucking Milo Ventimiglia's on my screen at one time. Why does the good lord hate me so? Goddamn this is brutal. Make it stop!

THANK YOU CLAIRE!

Future!Claire is kinda sexy as hale. Fierce bitch *blows air kiss*

Seriously, they're gonna make Maya a fucking maid? I'd be offended but I'm too busy being captivated by Dania's insane hotness. Damn. She is so good-looking.

"The formula is transforming me..."
NO SHIT MOHINDER! Goddamn, you are a stupid fuck. Did you really think it would be nothing but sunshine and roses?

Snake!man was creepy. I'll say that. I don't really feel bad for his dumb-ass either.

Father-Knows-Best!Sylar ... whaaa? And yet, somehow Zachary Quinto manages to still seem like a creeper even making pancakes. Also, was that Mr. Muggles? GIVE BACK THE DOG YOU BAD MAN!

"I just killed my uncle and I have to do it again. Give me a second to be a human being." Damn, girl.

Oh, great job Peter. Way to make thigns better! *bangs head on desk repeatedly* UGH! I hate Peter so much!!!

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! Why can't Ali Larter get to play a character who is in control of herself for longer than five seconds! Seriously. People have discovered their powers without becoming complete fucking basketcases. UGH! Double UGH! Triple fucking UGH! Ali Larter is so awesome, why are they incapable of writing something semi-decent for her. *bangs head on desk repeatedly*

Those are some big effing sunglasses.  Also, I have to say it ... EMMA FROST!!!

Peter's "I can save them" bugs me.  But then again if he went all emo I'd hate him even more.  I just can't stand Peter.

"You don't read much do you?"  HA!  Thank god that man schooled Parkman's ignant ass. 

Oh, hey.  Sup' Sark?

*sigh*

The best part of this episode was when Sarah Shahi was all snarky and hot during a commercial for "Life".

I'm gonna go look at some pictures of Angelina Jolie and her cute raggamuffins to cheer myself up.

Comments

[acg453.livejournal.com]

Did you know that, in real life, Claire and Peter are dating?

Also... NO SHIT! EMMA FROST! Now we need Jean, and all will be right with the world.

[oneiric22.livejournal.com]

Haw! I didn't even think it, but you're right. Emma Frost. Too funny. :D

I'm right there with you about Ali Larter. That woman needs a better character, damnit. Why must she angst so? I kinda miss Nikki, because at least she seemed less detached than this one. Let's hope they don't try to crack out the last chick next season.

[khase-fan09.livejournal.com]

Future!Claire is sexy as hale. Now, if only she would hook up with Future!Elle and they could be sexy as hale together. ::salivates at the thought::

Anywho, moving on...

I was totally thinking the same thing when I came into my room from getting a snack and realized that not one, but TWO friggin' Milos were on my tv screen. I was getting scared that my Milo Hate Meter was going to short out at any moment. lolz.

In short, I agree with you on just about everything else. Dania is hawt. Mohinder is a dumb fuck. Pancake-Making!Sylar scares the shiggles outta me still. Claire is win. Peter = epic fail, except when he saved Tracy from jumpin' off that bridge cuz let's face it, Ali Larter is just too fuggin' hot to go jumpin' off bridges and shit. lmao! And yeah, Parkman totally needed to get schooled. Thank God for the African man. lol.

Also, Sarah Shahi makes me drool. Teehee. =)

[ic1pher.livejournal.com]

Ok, I admit I watched this ep just to see what future Claire looked like. I was bored to tears. Oh... Mohinder is now a lizard, that was I think the only "Ok, that's new"-moment. Maybe he will grow super-size next and fight King Kong, destroying a couple of skyscrapers while he's at it. That would even moderately entertain me.

I really wish you would watch some Gossip Girl and comment on that one. Pretty please? That show just hits my buttons.

[alexz6.livejournal.com]

completely in agree-ance-ness-....ness? :p THUMBS DOWN FOR PETER! -in fact- so many thumbs down, the WOLRD doesnt have enough BOO for him!
and what the fuck?! Ali went from playing cute niki/sexy jessica to this girl who does nothing but be scared! i love Ali so i'm wondering why the writers had to go and be dicks?

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

I'm beginning to think someone on the Heroes writing crew has a serious boner for Milo Ventimiglia. Why else would they place the foundation of the show on the shoulders of the *worst* actor in the entire cast? Then!?! Proceed to have him share scenes with himself, I was afraid my tv would implode from the twin vortexes of suck. I honestly don't understand why Ali Larter takes so much shit for her acting when Milo's there every goddamned week sucking like the biggest Hoover that ever Hoovered!!

Ali Larter is so awesome, why are they incapable of writing something semi-decent for her.

Because they're completely incapable of writing for *any* female character... who's name isn't Angela and even she isn't immune to the stupid.

I'd be offended but I'm too busy being captivated by Dania's insane hotness.

Heh, her breasts alone should be registered as an international treasure!!

And yet, somehow Zachary Quinto manages to still seem like a creeper even making pancakes.

That was the first time I'd found Sylar interesting in like a year. Then I realized that he was living in Claire's house, his kid was named after Mr. Bennett (which is all probably leading up to some 'Noah plays surrogate father' type storyline.. which, gag me). Plus, I couldn't work up an ounce of sympathy when his kid died. Like, dude, it's called 'karma' and that's just a *fraction* of the pain you're owed.

What really sucks is the plot is nothing more than a convoluted REHASH of BOTH previous seasons!! The writer's of this show really are wearing the emperor's new clothes.