Heroes - 3x04 - I Am Become Death

[fembuck]

I Am Become Death ... more like I Am Become Bored

Two fucking Milo Ventimiglia's on my screen at one time. Why does the good lord hate me so? Goddamn this is brutal. Make it stop!

THANK YOU CLAIRE!

Future!Claire is kinda sexy as hale. Fierce bitch *blows air kiss*

Seriously, they're gonna make Maya a fucking maid? I'd be offended but I'm too busy being captivated by Dania's insane hotness. Damn. She is so good-looking.

"The formula is transforming me..."
NO SHIT MOHINDER! Goddamn, you are a stupid fuck. Did you really think it would be nothing but sunshine and roses?

Snake!man was creepy. I'll say that. I don't really feel bad for his dumb-ass either.

Father-Knows-Best!Sylar ... whaaa? And yet, somehow Zachary Quinto manages to still seem like a creeper even making pancakes. Also, was that Mr. Muggles? GIVE BACK THE DOG YOU BAD MAN!

"I just killed my uncle and I have to do it again. Give me a second to be a human being." Damn, girl.

Oh, great job Peter. Way to make thigns better! *bangs head on desk repeatedly* UGH! I hate Peter so much!!!

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! Why can't Ali Larter get to play a character who is in control of herself for longer than five seconds! Seriously. People have discovered their powers without becoming complete fucking basketcases. UGH! Double UGH! Triple fucking UGH! Ali Larter is so awesome, why are they incapable of writing something semi-decent for her. *bangs head on desk repeatedly*

Those are some big effing sunglasses.  Also, I have to say it ... EMMA FROST!!!

Peter's "I can save them" bugs me.  But then again if he went all emo I'd hate him even more.  I just can't stand Peter.

"You don't read much do you?"  HA!  Thank god that man schooled Parkman's ignant ass. 

Oh, hey.  Sup' Sark?

*sigh*

The best part of this episode was when Sarah Shahi was all snarky and hot during a commercial for "Life".

I'm gonna go look at some pictures of Angelina Jolie and her cute raggamuffins to cheer myself up.

Comments

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

I'm beginning to think someone on the Heroes writing crew has a serious boner for Milo Ventimiglia. Why else would they place the foundation of the show on the shoulders of the *worst* actor in the entire cast? Then!?! Proceed to have him share scenes with himself, I was afraid my tv would implode from the twin vortexes of suck. I honestly don't understand why Ali Larter takes so much shit for her acting when Milo's there every goddamned week sucking like the biggest Hoover that ever Hoovered!!

Ali Larter is so awesome, why are they incapable of writing something semi-decent for her.

Because they're completely incapable of writing for *any* female character... who's name isn't Angela and even she isn't immune to the stupid.

I'd be offended but I'm too busy being captivated by Dania's insane hotness.

Heh, her breasts alone should be registered as an international treasure!!

And yet, somehow Zachary Quinto manages to still seem like a creeper even making pancakes.

That was the first time I'd found Sylar interesting in like a year. Then I realized that he was living in Claire's house, his kid was named after Mr. Bennett (which is all probably leading up to some 'Noah plays surrogate father' type storyline.. which, gag me). Plus, I couldn't work up an ounce of sympathy when his kid died. Like, dude, it's called 'karma' and that's just a *fraction* of the pain you're owed.

What really sucks is the plot is nothing more than a convoluted REHASH of BOTH previous seasons!! The writer's of this show really are wearing the emperor's new clothes.