Heroes - 3x04 - I Am Become Death

[fembuck]

I Am Become Death ... more like I Am Become Bored

Two fucking Milo Ventimiglia's on my screen at one time. Why does the good lord hate me so? Goddamn this is brutal. Make it stop!

THANK YOU CLAIRE!

Future!Claire is kinda sexy as hale. Fierce bitch *blows air kiss*

Seriously, they're gonna make Maya a fucking maid? I'd be offended but I'm too busy being captivated by Dania's insane hotness. Damn. She is so good-looking.

"The formula is transforming me..."
NO SHIT MOHINDER! Goddamn, you are a stupid fuck. Did you really think it would be nothing but sunshine and roses?

Snake!man was creepy. I'll say that. I don't really feel bad for his dumb-ass either.

Father-Knows-Best!Sylar ... whaaa? And yet, somehow Zachary Quinto manages to still seem like a creeper even making pancakes. Also, was that Mr. Muggles? GIVE BACK THE DOG YOU BAD MAN!

"I just killed my uncle and I have to do it again. Give me a second to be a human being." Damn, girl.

Oh, great job Peter. Way to make thigns better! *bangs head on desk repeatedly* UGH! I hate Peter so much!!!

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! Why can't Ali Larter get to play a character who is in control of herself for longer than five seconds! Seriously. People have discovered their powers without becoming complete fucking basketcases. UGH! Double UGH! Triple fucking UGH! Ali Larter is so awesome, why are they incapable of writing something semi-decent for her. *bangs head on desk repeatedly*

Those are some big effing sunglasses.  Also, I have to say it ... EMMA FROST!!!

Peter's "I can save them" bugs me.  But then again if he went all emo I'd hate him even more.  I just can't stand Peter.

"You don't read much do you?"  HA!  Thank god that man schooled Parkman's ignant ass. 

Oh, hey.  Sup' Sark?

*sigh*

The best part of this episode was when Sarah Shahi was all snarky and hot during a commercial for "Life".

I'm gonna go look at some pictures of Angelina Jolie and her cute raggamuffins to cheer myself up.

Comments

[acg453.livejournal.com]

Did you know that, in real life, Claire and Peter are dating?

Also... NO SHIT! EMMA FROST! Now we need Jean, and all will be right with the world.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Did you know that, in real life, Claire and Peter are dating?

Yeah. It creeps me out. I try not to think about it. It's just a little less disturbing then finding out there was a movie that actually cast real life siblings as a couple and then had them make out.

Halo for the fail!

Now we need Jean, and all will be right with the world.

So true. If they had a redheaded female on the show for Ali to bring the gay with (and Ali CAN bring the gay) I think I'd be able to suffer through the other parts of the show with a much better attitude.

[acg453.livejournal.com]

cast real life siblings as a couple and then had them make out.

Has that actually happened?

and Ali CAN bring the gay

And have you seen that? Please, I gotta see it.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Has that actually happened?

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Actress Chyler Leigh makes out with her real-life brother in the 1997 film, "Kickboxing Academy".

I feel really bad for Chyler. Apparently she was a minor, and she later completely cut herself off from her parents and had a ton of problems at a young age before cleaning herself up.

And have you seen that? Please, I gotta see it.

Unfortunately, I don't think that Ali has actually made out with lady on screen. Mostly I'm thinking about gay candid shots and onscreen chemistry with chicks (i.e. Resident Evil Extinction)

[oneiric22.livejournal.com]

Haw! I didn't even think it, but you're right. Emma Frost. Too funny. :D

I'm right there with you about Ali Larter. That woman needs a better character, damnit. Why must she angst so? I kinda miss Nikki, because at least she seemed less detached than this one. Let's hope they don't try to crack out the last chick next season.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Emma Frost. Too funny. :D

She is SO Emma Frost. In fact, I think I'm going to just mute the TV whenever Tracey is on, and insert my own Frostian dialogue. I'm sure it will be much more satisfying than actually listening to the show.

I kinda miss Nikki, because at least she seemed less detached than this one.

So true. I never really minded Niki. I liked Jessica better. I loved Jessica in fact, but Niki at her worst was far better than what I saw of Tracey this episode. I don't understand why the writers have such a hard time making a fierce bitch like Ali Larter fierce on the show.

[khase-fan09.livejournal.com]

Future!Claire is sexy as hale. Now, if only she would hook up with Future!Elle and they could be sexy as hale together. ::salivates at the thought::

Anywho, moving on...

I was totally thinking the same thing when I came into my room from getting a snack and realized that not one, but TWO friggin' Milos were on my tv screen. I was getting scared that my Milo Hate Meter was going to short out at any moment. lolz.

In short, I agree with you on just about everything else. Dania is hawt. Mohinder is a dumb fuck. Pancake-Making!Sylar scares the shiggles outta me still. Claire is win. Peter = epic fail, except when he saved Tracy from jumpin' off that bridge cuz let's face it, Ali Larter is just too fuggin' hot to go jumpin' off bridges and shit. lmao! And yeah, Parkman totally needed to get schooled. Thank God for the African man. lol.

Also, Sarah Shahi makes me drool. Teehee. =)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Future!Claire is sexy as hale. Now, if only she would hook up with Future!Elle and they could be sexy as hale together. ::salivates at the thought::

That would be hot, and one of the only things this show could do to stop me from hating it's fucking guts!

I was getting scared that my Milo Hate Meter was going to short out at any moment. lolz.

He's so brutal. Just entirely made of FAIL. I can't handle him. I don't understand the hardon the show has for Milo and this shit character. He's needs to DIAF like two seasons ago.

Peter = epic fail, except when he saved Tracy from jumpin' off that bridge cuz let's face it, Ali Larter is just too fuggin' hot to go jumpin' off bridges and shit.

The thing is, Nathan saved Tracey. So there's really no reason for Peter to exist at all. He didn't save the hotness. Saving the hotness is enough of a reason for Nathan to stay around though. I actually like Adrian Pasdar. It's too bad the writers don't seem to want to do shit with his character either.

Sarah Shahi makes me drool.

Trufax.

[khase-fan09.livejournal.com]

Did I seriously say Peter saved Tracey? Wow, how much drugs was I on when I posted that? lmao! I meant to say that Nathan saved her, so yeah, he's okay in my book. But Peter still = EPIC!Fail. That is all. *bg*

[ic1pher.livejournal.com]

Ok, I admit I watched this ep just to see what future Claire looked like. I was bored to tears. Oh... Mohinder is now a lizard, that was I think the only "Ok, that's new"-moment. Maybe he will grow super-size next and fight King Kong, destroying a couple of skyscrapers while he's at it. That would even moderately entertain me.

I really wish you would watch some Gossip Girl and comment on that one. Pretty please? That show just hits my buttons.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I was bored to tears.

Yep. That pretty much sums up Heroes.

Maybe he will grow super-size next and fight King Kong, destroying a couple of skyscrapers while he's at it.

Heh. That would be the first thing the show has done to entertain me in two seasons. And because that idea is awesome, nothing remotely that cool will actually happen.

I really wish you would watch some Gossip Girl and comment on that one. Pretty please? That show just hits my buttons.

I know, I know. I've only seen the first two episodes. I don't know what's wrong with me this year. Hopefully I'll be able to get caught up over the weekend.

[alexz6.livejournal.com]

completely in agree-ance-ness-....ness? :p THUMBS DOWN FOR PETER! -in fact- so many thumbs down, the WOLRD doesnt have enough BOO for him!
and what the fuck?! Ali went from playing cute niki/sexy jessica to this girl who does nothing but be scared! i love Ali so i'm wondering why the writers had to go and be dicks?

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

completely in agree-ance-ness-....ness?

LOL

THUMBS DOWN FOR PETER! -in fact- so many thumbs down, the WOLRD doesnt have enough BOO for him!

lol, we'd need to borrow some thumbs from the little green men hiding on mars to convey the epic fail of peter.

Ali went from playing cute niki/sexy jessica to this girl who does nothing but be scared!

Oh, I know. I thought Tracy was gonna be fierce and was happy for a moment. But if THIS is what Tracy is gonna be like, I'm gonna be super pissed that they killed off Nikki/Jessica. Well, mostly Jessica, but still.

[alexz6.livejournal.com]

i see my little 'agree-ance-ness' has please you! :p i have fun mangling words- which is sad because i also love words in general but whatever

i think those little green men MIGHT just help us convey his epic fail but---i think we might have to ask from the furthest reaches of space to fulfill this

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

I'm beginning to think someone on the Heroes writing crew has a serious boner for Milo Ventimiglia. Why else would they place the foundation of the show on the shoulders of the *worst* actor in the entire cast? Then!?! Proceed to have him share scenes with himself, I was afraid my tv would implode from the twin vortexes of suck. I honestly don't understand why Ali Larter takes so much shit for her acting when Milo's there every goddamned week sucking like the biggest Hoover that ever Hoovered!!

Ali Larter is so awesome, why are they incapable of writing something semi-decent for her.

Because they're completely incapable of writing for *any* female character... who's name isn't Angela and even she isn't immune to the stupid.

I'd be offended but I'm too busy being captivated by Dania's insane hotness.

Heh, her breasts alone should be registered as an international treasure!!

And yet, somehow Zachary Quinto manages to still seem like a creeper even making pancakes.

That was the first time I'd found Sylar interesting in like a year. Then I realized that he was living in Claire's house, his kid was named after Mr. Bennett (which is all probably leading up to some 'Noah plays surrogate father' type storyline.. which, gag me). Plus, I couldn't work up an ounce of sympathy when his kid died. Like, dude, it's called 'karma' and that's just a *fraction* of the pain you're owed.

What really sucks is the plot is nothing more than a convoluted REHASH of BOTH previous seasons!! The writer's of this show really are wearing the emperor's new clothes.