Gossip Gay - 2x08 - Pret-a-poor-J
Oct. 27th, 2008 08:36 pm1. Agnes is hot. Seriously, I Willa Holland is gorgeous *no pedo*. Jenny may have called being Agnes' bitch, but I'mma gonna fight her for the position.
2. Blair ... masturbating = UNF!
"Ms. Blair, remember. God is always watching" lol Dorota. LOL.
Also, I'm completely convinced that in her dream when Chuck dropped out of frame that he transformed into Serena and that's why Blair was so chagrined when Dorota walked in on her.
3. Blair lighting candles in Serena's room in lingerie is going to live in my mind forever. The words "Serena knew how upset I was and invited me to sleep over" ... I came.
4. Serena delicately picking up Blair's hand and kissing it ... OMG! How fucking gentlemanly is this girl??? Seriously, Serena is more dashing than any of the guys trying to court her! My goodness, how Blair didn't swoon right there in the middle of that "art" show is beyond me.
COME ON PEOPLE, CAN THEY PLEASE JUST DO IT??? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! I mean, even Dan realizes that they are made for each other. His "Serena and Blair are kind of a package deal" was totally a shout-out to their love. And if that self-obsessed douche can see it, how can the writers not?
THEY ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!
LET THEM KISS Thirteen/Random!Girl-style please!

5. GOD DAN IS SUCH A DOUCHE! IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN UTTER ASS!
6. Agnes ... vinyl pants ... UNF! OMG, Anges is turning Jenny into a dirty girl who poses for pictures in her underwear and there was no faux!lesbian kissing? WHAT THE EFF, CW? Why do you hate thegays lady gays? I object your honor! I object on the grounds that GoGA is hot and they are not giving me any!!!!!!!
2. Blair ... masturbating = UNF!
"Ms. Blair, remember. God is always watching" lol Dorota. LOL.
Also, I'm completely convinced that in her dream when Chuck dropped out of frame that he transformed into Serena and that's why Blair was so chagrined when Dorota walked in on her.
3. Blair lighting candles in Serena's room in lingerie is going to live in my mind forever. The words "Serena knew how upset I was and invited me to sleep over" ... I came.
4. Serena delicately picking up Blair's hand and kissing it ... OMG! How fucking gentlemanly is this girl??? Seriously, Serena is more dashing than any of the guys trying to court her! My goodness, how Blair didn't swoon right there in the middle of that "art" show is beyond me.
COME ON PEOPLE, CAN THEY PLEASE JUST DO IT??? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! I mean, even Dan realizes that they are made for each other. His "Serena and Blair are kind of a package deal" was totally a shout-out to their love. And if that self-obsessed douche can see it, how can the writers not?
THEY ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!
LET THEM KISS Thirteen/Random!Girl-style please!

5. GOD DAN IS SUCH A DOUCHE! IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN UTTER ASS!
6. Agnes ... vinyl pants ... UNF! OMG, Anges is turning Jenny into a dirty girl who poses for pictures in her underwear and there was no faux!lesbian kissing? WHAT THE EFF, CW? Why do you hate the
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Date: 2008-10-28 01:05 am (UTC)WITH THE AGGRESSIVE TONGUE AND SEXINESS, AND OMFGGGG I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH THIS FRIGGIN' EPISODE!
*waits ever so patiently for the torrent to come out* GOD DAMMIT!
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Date: 2008-10-28 01:16 am (UTC)DAMN YOU CHARLIZE THERON AND HOMEWORK. I'm attampting to draw Charlize since my mom won't let me watch any TV.
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Date: 2008-10-28 01:20 am (UTC)Yes, please!
And just for you since you responded before I posted it ...
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Date: 2008-10-28 01:21 am (UTC)Lol well you totally convinced me.
Serena delicately picking up Blair's hand and kissing it ... OMG!
I loved that part and how quickly she rushed to B's side. They really are in love.
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Date: 2008-10-28 01:21 am (UTC)It is good stuff, pen don't pencil it in :D
Staring at Charlize is at least a little compensation for not being able to watch Gossip Gay. *pets Charlize ... so pretty*
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Date: 2008-10-28 01:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-28 01:23 am (UTC)Mission accomplished, lol!
I loved that part and how quickly she rushed to B's side. They really are in love.
I loved that moment too. It's like Serena's Blair-senses went off. Blair was barely in frame when Serena started pushing people out of the way and was all like, "Blair's in trouble! Super Serena to the rescue!!!"
They were so made for each other.
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Date: 2008-10-28 01:24 am (UTC)that was a compliment style comment btw.
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Date: 2008-10-28 01:25 am (UTC)I wish there was one of the first really hot make-out scene from the episode. That was like nuclear HAWT!
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Date: 2008-10-28 01:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-28 01:25 am (UTC)P.S. Love the icon
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Date: 2008-10-28 01:28 am (UTC)Lol I was quick to post! I was just thinking that she's not Spencer but the random girl Thirteen has sex with at the end of the ep. But you already edited accordingly. ^_^
*stares at gif* So hottt. Olivia should have her way with girls more often on TV!
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Date: 2008-10-28 01:32 am (UTC)Gossip Gay is srs bsns, how could you wait?
I was just thinking that she's not Spencer but the random girl Thirteen has sex with at the end of the ep. But you already edited accordingly. ^_^
Yeah, I just stumbled upon this one. I would have preferred it if it was Spencer since that scene was 100x hotter. But Olivia making out with a girl in her underwear is never not hot.
Olivia should have her way with girls more often on TV!
This.
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Date: 2008-10-28 01:33 am (UTC)Is this the new sex pollen? Thirteen picks up Jessica Saunders in a gay bar... Thirteen picks up Blair Waldorf in a gay bar... Thirteen picks up Bellatrix Lestrange in a gay bar... The possibilities are endless.
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Date: 2008-10-28 01:35 am (UTC)Oh yup I think that is exactly what was going through her head. And B franticly looking for her, it really was a swoonworthy scene.
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Date: 2008-10-28 01:40 am (UTC)DAMN RIGHT IT WAS! And the fact that they have chemistry (times a hundred bolts of lightning) between them made it all the more hotter.
God, that hand roaming (Spenser's full body examination scene) was just CHARGED with electricity. I would have given ANYTHING to be in the place of Spencer.
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Date: 2008-10-28 01:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-28 01:52 am (UTC)Oh, I know! That scene when they were lying on Spencer's hospital bed together and Thirteen like leaned over and so gently kissed her. I was swooning like there was no tomorrow. They were so cute together. I was SO PISSED when I realized they wouldn't stay together at the end of the episode.
DO NOT WANT FOURTEEN! DO NOT WANT! SPENCETEEN FOREVER! *sigh*
God, that hand roaming (Spenser's full body examination scene) was just CHARGED with electricity. I would have given ANYTHING to be in the place of Spencer.
Oh, I know. It was like ... I came (warning: extremely NSFW) (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y295/fembuck/icame2927218029_c2131acf72_o.jpg)
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Date: 2008-10-28 01:56 am (UTC)It was from the last episode of "House" (5x05 - Lucky Thirteen). AND ... AND there was a way HOTTER make-out scene between Thirteen and a brunette at the beginning.
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Date: 2008-10-28 01:58 am (UTC)Thirteen/Bellatrix messes with my mind, because the raven-haired Olivia Wilde is totally my mental image of young!Bellatrix, so it would be like Bellatrix seducing HERSELF! Awesome.
Thirteen/Jessica would also just be hot as fuck. Thirteen would be all submissive in her EverythingsTheWorst post-Huntington's diagnosis funk, and Jessica would like be all like, "Oh, okay ... so you're gonna let me do that. Cool!"
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Date: 2008-10-28 01:59 am (UTC)ita!
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Date: 2008-10-28 01:59 am (UTC)I hate when Foreman was all comforting (and the shit that came with it) with Thirteen! It's like "GTFO Foreman! YOU ARE NOT WANTED BECAUSE SPENCER IS ALREADY THERE, OKAY?!" I hate it... the writers are totally hinting at the Fourteen romance angle when THIRTEEN TOTALLY BELONGS WITH SPENCER! Or women, at least. Macking and having her way with them. It's essential for the audience's health.
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And the fact that they have chemistry (times a hundred bolts of lightning) between them made it all the more hotter.
Oh, I know! That scene when they were lying on Spencer's hospital bed together and Thirteen like leaned over and so gently kissed her. I was swooning like there was no tomorrow. They were so cute together. I was SO PISSED when I realized they wouldn't stay together at the end of the episode.
DO NOT WANT FOURTEEN! DO NOT WANT! SPENCETEEN FOREVER! *sigh*
God, that hand roaming (Spenser's full body examination scene) was just CHARGED with electricity. I would have given ANYTHING to be in the place of Spencer.
Oh, I know. It was like ... I came (warning: extremely NSFW)
OH JESUS FUCKING GAWD. HOT. (Btw, her long fake nails scare me.)
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Date: 2008-10-28 02:02 am (UTC)Niki: Ask her.
Jessica: I'm not gonna ask her.
Niki: Ask her.
Jessica: Never!
Niki: ASK HER!
Jessica: Thirteen, do ya wanna... (whisper whisper)?
13: LOL KAY.
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Date: 2008-10-28 02:03 am (UTC)LET THEM KISS Thirteen/Random!Girl-style please!
If the show were called Thirteen - the story of a hot, dying, bisexual doctor solving medical mysteries and her random lesbian hookups, I'd totally watch. Instead, it's called House, and I can't stand House, and not even the glimpse of Olivia Wilde making out with a chick is enough to get me to watch!!
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Date: 2008-10-28 02:13 am (UTC)If Jessica is holding out, then you know Niki wanted Jessica to ask her to do something sissy like snuggle or hold hands, when Jessica wanted to be all like "Lick her in the front, poke her back, yeah baby!"
The idea of Niki being the really dirty bitch out of the two of them is really hot too though!