Gossip Gay - 2x08 - Pret-a-poor-J

[fembuck]

1.  Agnes is hot.  Seriously, I Willa Holland is gorgeous *no pedo*.  Jenny may have called being Agnes' bitch, but I'mma gonna fight her for the position.

2.  Blair ... masturbating = UNF!
"Ms. Blair, remember.  God is always watching" lol Dorota.  LOL.
Also, I'm completely convinced that in her dream when Chuck dropped out of frame that he transformed into Serena and that's why Blair was so chagrined when Dorota walked in on her.

3.  Blair lighting candles in Serena's room in lingerie is going to live in my mind forever.  The words "Serena knew how upset I was and invited me to sleep over" ... I came.

4.  Serena delicately picking up Blair's hand and kissing it ... OMG!  How fucking gentlemanly is this girl???  Seriously, Serena is more dashing than any of the guys trying to court her!  My goodness, how Blair didn't swoon right there in the middle of that "art" show is beyond me. 

COME ON PEOPLE, CAN THEY PLEASE JUST DO IT???  PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!  I mean, even Dan realizes that they are made for each other.  His "Serena and Blair are kind of a package deal" was totally a shout-out to their love.  And if that self-obsessed douche can see it, how can the writers not? 

THEY ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER! 

LET THEM KISS Thirteen/Random!Girl-style please!



5.  GOD DAN IS SUCH A DOUCHE!  IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN UTTER ASS!

6.  Agnes ... vinyl pants ... UNF!  OMG, Anges is turning Jenny into a dirty girl who poses for pictures in her underwear and there was no faux!lesbian kissing?  WHAT THE EFF, CW?  Why do you hate the gays lady gays?  I object your honor!  I object on the grounds that GoGA is hot and they are not giving me any!!!!!!!

Comments

[sapphire-magick.livejournal.com]

LET THEM KISS Thirteen/Spencer-style please!

WITH THE AGGRESSIVE TONGUE AND SEXINESS, AND OMFGGGG I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH THIS FRIGGIN' EPISODE!

*waits ever so patiently for the torrent to come out* GOD DAMMIT!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

WITH THE AGGRESSIVE TONGUE AND SEXINESS

Yes, please!

And just for you since you responded before I posted it ...

[sweet-illuzion.livejournal.com]

OMFG I NEED TO WATCH THIS TOMORROW *cries*

DAMN YOU CHARLIZE THERON AND HOMEWORK. I'm attampting to draw Charlize since my mom won't let me watch any TV.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

OMFG I NEED TO WATCH THIS TOMORROW *cries*

It is good stuff, pen don't pencil it in :D

Staring at Charlize is at least a little compensation for not being able to watch Gossip Gay. *pets Charlize ... so pretty*

[sweet-illuzion.livejournal.com]

Also that gif is all kinds of HAWT.

[wickedchaos.livejournal.com]

Also, I'm completely convinced that in her dream when Chuck dropped out of frame that he transformed into Serena and that's why Blair was so chagrined when Dorota walked in on her
Lol well you totally convinced me.

Serena delicately picking up Blair's hand and kissing it ... OMG!
I loved that part and how quickly she rushed to B's side. They really are in love.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Lol well you totally convinced me.

Mission accomplished, lol!

I loved that part and how quickly she rushed to B's side. They really are in love.

I loved that moment too. It's like Serena's Blair-senses went off. Blair was barely in frame when Serena started pushing people out of the way and was all like, "Blair's in trouble! Super Serena to the rescue!!!"

They were so made for each other.

[joeyseph.livejournal.com]

thanks for sexin up my f-page. ;]
that was a compliment style comment btw.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

lol, oh you're more than welcome :D

P.S. Love the icon

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

LET THEM KISS Thirteen/Random!Girl-style please!

Is this the new sex pollen? Thirteen picks up Jessica Saunders in a gay bar... Thirteen picks up Blair Waldorf in a gay bar... Thirteen picks up Bellatrix Lestrange in a gay bar... The possibilities are endless.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I LIKE the way you're mind malfunctions.

Thirteen/Bellatrix messes with my mind, because the raven-haired Olivia Wilde is totally my mental image of young!Bellatrix, so it would be like Bellatrix seducing HERSELF! Awesome.

Thirteen/Jessica would also just be hot as fuck. Thirteen would be all submissive in her EverythingsTheWorst post-Huntington's diagnosis funk, and Jessica would like be all like, "Oh, okay ... so you're gonna let me do that. Cool!"

[twisted-knicker.livejournal.com]

am i like the only one who doesn't know what that wonderful peep show of lesbian fantasticism is from?????

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Oh, you poor thing!

It was from the last episode of "House" (5x05 - Lucky Thirteen). AND ... AND there was a way HOTTER make-out scene between Thirteen and a brunette at the beginning.

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[trancer21.livejournal.com]

*sigh* I'm still like light years behind in my GG viewing. I'm saving all my downloaded episodes for when the repeats start.

LET THEM KISS Thirteen/Random!Girl-style please!

If the show were called Thirteen - the story of a hot, dying, bisexual doctor solving medical mysteries and her random lesbian hookups, I'd totally watch. Instead, it's called House, and I can't stand House, and not even the glimpse of Olivia Wilde making out with a chick is enough to get me to watch!!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I'm still like light years behind in my GG viewing. I'm saving all my downloaded episodes for when the repeats start.

I just had a catch up session last weekend! Once you get back into the groove you'll wanna watch them all back to back. The episode's are really good, but I understand how it's easy to fall behind.

I can't stand House

Oh, I know. I mind nothing about the character charming, or likable or even tolerable. I muted every scene that didn't involve Thirteen and Spencer (and I had to mute a couple of those because House was in them being an irritating asshole ... as always).

This was the only episode I've watched all season, and if Thirteen isn't going to be hooking up with another chick then it's the last episode I'll be watching.

[sukiluv76.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE EFF, CW? Why do you hate the lady gays?

i pee'd myself a little....you so funny!!

The words "Serena knew how upset I was and invited me to sleep over" ... I came.

me too..lol

[pictureplaces.livejournal.com]

OHMYGOD PLEASE LJ CUT YOU JSUT SPOILED ME FOR GOSSIP GIRL *cries*

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Sorry, bb. I got too excited after the episode. I'll remember for next week, I promise *puppy dog eyes*

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

ooooh. haven't seen this epi yet. looking forward to it. just saw Chuck in Real Life yesterday and enjoyed the Serena/Blair fight scene immensely lol.

O.O OMG! I cannot stop staring at the Thirteen kissing clip! I gotta start watching House again. Is it strange that I find Olivia Wilde naked with just a watch on so incredibly sexy?

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Is it strange that I find Olivia Wilde naked with just a watch on so incredibly sexy?

No. It's Olivia Wilde. Naked. That's all good, all the time, bb! I could be looking at Olivia Wilde in nothing but socks and find it adorable and sexy because it's Olivia Wilde ... naked ...

*I'll be in my bunk*

[ic1pher.livejournal.com]

I thought of writing something rational, but I digress and proceed to just sigh and relish how good they would be together if made canon.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

lol, this is my after Gossip Girl ritual.

What I appreciate about this show is that they are SO GAY for each other, that it makes imagining really easy (and sometimes confuses me on screen when they make out with people who aren't each other).

It's like, yes this Aaron dude is preferable to Dan in every way, but he's NOT Blair so why bother?

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

Okay, I ABHOR things like Gossip Girl.

BUT . . . TWO & THREE DID THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN, MORE OR LESS?

. . . I MAY have to watch that episode. Y'know, if those lovely things happened. :D

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

TWO & THREE DID THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN, MORE OR LESS?

Happened! Okay, two was said as part of a plan to seduce a boy, but she was in still in Serena's room in her underwear lighting candles and uttered those words.



HAND KISS!

I MAY have to watch that episode. Y'know, if those lovely things happened.

Gossip Girl isn't so bad. I usually dislike shows like this too, but this one is smart, and Serena and Blair are SO CONSISTENTLY gay for each other that I cannot stop watching. Seriously, this episode wasn't even them at their gayest. It was like a medium level of gay.

[fivewhatfive.livejournal.com]

Battle of the gifs kthanx



Seriously, though. Why does the CW hate us? WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU, CW? I watched you when you were just the W with a B, I followed you into UPNess even when you killed my Tara. JUST GIVE ME A KISS, DAMNIT.


/me is also still butthurt that no Georgie/Serena/RandomGuy threesome happened on that tape

[joeyseph.livejournal.com]

i was laughing at your comment, then i read I followed you into UPNess even when you killed my Tara and i started crying.

[bitta2sweet.livejournal.com]

and that's why Blair was so chagrined when Dorota walked in on her.

aww, you really are fond of that word, aren't ya? :-p I must confess, I am a vocabulary geek. Sadly, it's hard to mix "interstitial" or "epicurean" into everyday conversation (let alone LiveJournal...)

Um, I'd also like to confess that I read your fanfic "Forgive if not Forget" something like 5 years ago and now totes feel like a fangirl. A friend sent it to me as a Word document, and I never knew who wrote it. So, uh, kudos for that one!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

aww, you really are fond of that word, aren't ya?

I'm obsessed. I can't help myself. *is ___________________ (you know what goes there!)*

I am a vocabulary geek. Sadly, it's hard to mix "interstitial" or "epicurean" into everyday conversation (let alone LiveJournal...)

I'm a vocabulary geek too, and I looked up those words. And I managed to use interstitial in conversation today! I almost got epicurean in there too, but I was cockword-blocked.

I'd also like to confess that I read your fanfic "Forgive if not Forget" something like 5 years ago and now totes feel like a fangirl.

*blushes* Thanks! I'm really glad that you enjoyed it *wave of nostalgia washes over me*