Gossip Gay - 2x08 - Pret-a-poor-J
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fembuck1. Agnes is hot. Seriously, I Willa Holland is gorgeous *no pedo*. Jenny may have called being Agnes' bitch, but I'mma gonna fight her for the position.
2. Blair ... masturbating = UNF!
"Ms. Blair, remember. God is always watching" lol Dorota. LOL.
Also, I'm completely convinced that in her dream when Chuck dropped out of frame that he transformed into Serena and that's why Blair was so chagrined when Dorota walked in on her.
3. Blair lighting candles in Serena's room in lingerie is going to live in my mind forever. The words "Serena knew how upset I was and invited me to sleep over" ... I came.
4. Serena delicately picking up Blair's hand and kissing it ... OMG! How fucking gentlemanly is this girl??? Seriously, Serena is more dashing than any of the guys trying to court her! My goodness, how Blair didn't swoon right there in the middle of that "art" show is beyond me.
COME ON PEOPLE, CAN THEY PLEASE JUST DO IT??? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! I mean, even Dan realizes that they are made for each other. His "Serena and Blair are kind of a package deal" was totally a shout-out to their love. And if that self-obsessed douche can see it, how can the writers not?
THEY ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!
LET THEM KISS Thirteen/Random!Girl-style please!
5. GOD DAN IS SUCH A DOUCHE! IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN UTTER ASS!
6. Agnes ... vinyl pants ... UNF! OMG, Anges is turning Jenny into a dirty girl who poses for pictures in her underwear and there was no faux!lesbian kissing? WHAT THE EFF, CW? Why do you hate thegays lady gays? I object your honor! I object on the grounds that GoGA is hot and they are not giving me any!!!!!!!
2. Blair ... masturbating = UNF!
"Ms. Blair, remember. God is always watching" lol Dorota. LOL.
Also, I'm completely convinced that in her dream when Chuck dropped out of frame that he transformed into Serena and that's why Blair was so chagrined when Dorota walked in on her.
3. Blair lighting candles in Serena's room in lingerie is going to live in my mind forever. The words "Serena knew how upset I was and invited me to sleep over" ... I came.
4. Serena delicately picking up Blair's hand and kissing it ... OMG! How fucking gentlemanly is this girl??? Seriously, Serena is more dashing than any of the guys trying to court her! My goodness, how Blair didn't swoon right there in the middle of that "art" show is beyond me.
COME ON PEOPLE, CAN THEY PLEASE JUST DO IT??? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! I mean, even Dan realizes that they are made for each other. His "Serena and Blair are kind of a package deal" was totally a shout-out to their love. And if that self-obsessed douche can see it, how can the writers not?
THEY ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!
LET THEM KISS Thirteen/Random!Girl-style please!
5. GOD DAN IS SUCH A DOUCHE! IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN UTTER ASS!
6. Agnes ... vinyl pants ... UNF! OMG, Anges is turning Jenny into a dirty girl who poses for pictures in her underwear and there was no faux!lesbian kissing? WHAT THE EFF, CW? Why do you hate the
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Date: 2008-10-28 02:13 am (UTC)If Jessica is holding out, then you know Niki wanted Jessica to ask her to do something sissy like snuggle or hold hands, when Jessica wanted to be all like "Lick her in the front, poke her back, yeah baby!"
The idea of Niki being the really dirty bitch out of the two of them is really hot too though!
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Date: 2008-10-28 02:20 am (UTC)Or Cameron can be at a bar, standing watch for Skynet cupholders, when Thirteen is all "Hey, you're cute. Wanna go someplace quiet?"
"The closet lacks noise and intense crowding that could complicate conversation."
"Kinky."
This needs to be a fic. Five Women Thirteen Picked Up At A Gay Bar.