Claire and Elle, the only thing on Heroes that doesn't suck!

[fembuck]

1.  Catfights?  Always hot. 

2.  Smug!Claire ... UNF!  Hayden rocks the bitch!face like she's KStew or something.

3.  Elle looking all disappointed that Claire wasn't withering in pain on the floor when she tried to electrocute her made me laugh and laugh.  Seriously, her crazy, sadistic ass amuses me so much.  The fact that I really felt sorry for her when she was curled up in the corner like a drowned rat only made me love her more.

4.  Was it just me or was Claire eyefucking the hell out of Claire on that plane?  She was gazing at her like she wanted to join the Mile High Club ten minutes ago.

5.  Also, holding hands to save the plane?  That proves it people, THERE IS NOTHING THAT TEH GAY CANNOT OVERCOME!

6.  Oh, Claire is Elle's electro-pillow.  So cute.  And the confessions of how they need each other in their lives ... heart-warming.  "It's nice to know that you're as messed up as I am"  *pats heart*  Be-oot-iful



But seriously ... this show bores me.

Comments

[billy-rose.livejournal.com]

is elle played by veronica mars (I can't remember her real name...)

also, HA I deem show boring as well...
how did hand holding save a plane, anyway? once their hands connected did magic flying horses suddenly appear and gently lower the plane to the ground while fat little cupids flew around playing the harp?

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

is elle played by veronica mars

Correct ;)

how did hand holding save a plane, anyway? once their hands connected did magic flying horses suddenly appear and gently lower the plane to the ground while fat little cupids flew around playing the harp?

LOL! That would have actually made the episode somewhat interesting. Unfortunately, it was just a matter of Elle not being able to control the electrical pulses surging through her body, and that causing interference with the planes mechanical systems which threatened to down the plane. Claire held her hand, and Elle's electricity was pumped into her body instead of into the plane, and the systems restored, and Elle was able to calm down enough that she got control of her powers once more.

[billy-rose.livejournal.com]

awww... my idea would have been better...
they could throw something completely ridiculous like that in each week, just so people will watch for htat one moment
I bet the ratings would soar

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

they could throw something completely ridiculous like that in each week, just so people will watch for htat one moment

I'm pretty much thinking that this is the only thing that would keep me watching at this point (and about half of their other viewers if the rating are any indication).

[billy-rose.livejournal.com]

oh how wonderful it would be for sir broods alot to just suddenly turn to the camera and start up a musical number, complete with a "We love katamari" esque backdrop and people in rabbit costumes playing ukeleles... then go back to mr serious scarface directly after so viewers th ink they're INSANE
or just when they come back from commercial have the cast re-enact scenes from movies that have a ton of curse words in them, so they use replacement words
like a scene from pulp fiction, only every time they use the word fuck in PF, they use the word... buttersquash in the re-enactment *nods*