Claire and Elle, the only thing on Heroes that doesn't suck!

[fembuck]

1.  Catfights?  Always hot. 

2.  Smug!Claire ... UNF!  Hayden rocks the bitch!face like she's KStew or something.

3.  Elle looking all disappointed that Claire wasn't withering in pain on the floor when she tried to electrocute her made me laugh and laugh.  Seriously, her crazy, sadistic ass amuses me so much.  The fact that I really felt sorry for her when she was curled up in the corner like a drowned rat only made me love her more.

4.  Was it just me or was Claire eyefucking the hell out of Claire on that plane?  She was gazing at her like she wanted to join the Mile High Club ten minutes ago.

5.  Also, holding hands to save the plane?  That proves it people, THERE IS NOTHING THAT TEH GAY CANNOT OVERCOME!

6.  Oh, Claire is Elle's electro-pillow.  So cute.  And the confessions of how they need each other in their lives ... heart-warming.  "It's nice to know that you're as messed up as I am"  *pats heart*  Be-oot-iful



But seriously ... this show bores me.

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[2cards-short.livejournal.com]

5. Also, holding hands to save the plane?

Afterwards, it looked they needed a cigarette.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Afterwards, it looked they needed a cigarette.

Totally. They both looked so spent.

BeenRiddenHard!face is so hot.

[wickedchaos.livejournal.com]

I missed 1,2 and 3, gonna have to catch that on youtube, but I saw the others. They really were presh. The airplane scene and the handholding was great stuff. I hope there is more cuteness to come.


But seriously ... this show bores me.
Seriously. Why is everything about the Petrellis? Lame.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I hope there is more cuteness to come.

The previews for next week made it look like they have no interaction. If this is true, I'm going to be SO PISSED! I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY TWO FEMALE CHARACTERS CANNOT INTERACT ON A REGULAR BASIS ON THIS SHOW! UGH! HEROES, how you fill me with woe!

Why is everything about the Petrellis? Lame.

Oh, I know. I barely pay attention to like anything on this show except for Claire now. I used to pay attention to Niki, but now that Tracey is all embroiled in Petrelli-ness she bores me too.

[bizarro-bluth.livejournal.com]

Was it just me or was Claire eyefucking the hell out of Claire on that plane?

It wasn't just you. Hayden Claire was def bringing the ghey in that shot. LIKE WOAH. And that shot of them after the whole 'energy exchange,' they looked sooo spent.

The show pretty much bores me now too, Elle/Claire is the only thing keeping me watching.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Hayden Claire was def bringing the ghey in that shot. LIKE WOAH.

I was lovin' it! Those two have great chemistry together. I do not understand why they are no allowed to have more screen time together. You have the whole Bennett/Sylar thing for a few episodes, so TPTB are not opposed to having bad guys team up with good ones. THEY JUST HATE WOMEN! I like never say that about show or producers or writers or whatever, but I really feel like this show doesn't give a SHIT about any female character not named Claire, and that they only really like Claire when she's in the middle of drama with men.

Elle/Claire is the only thing keeping me watching.

If their interaction is over after this episode, I'm not watching anymore. This show makes me too angry to make watching worthwhile (and it wasn't good enough at one point in time, or for a long enough period of time for me to stick with it out of loyalty ala Buffy Season 6 and 7)

[bizarro-bluth.livejournal.com]

Those two have great chemistry together.

WORD.

THEY JUST HATE WOMEN!

AGREED. Sounds whiny and bitchy to say but its so true with that show.

If their interaction is over after this episode, I'm not watching anymore.

Kring said that they had an arc/storyline together and I'm pretty sure that they meet up in the near future, not 100% about it though. And about the Buffy comment, it started to go downhill after S3 imho.

Should it be Clelle, or Ellaire?

[acg453.livejournal.com]

Seriously, no matter what happens next, the gayness between those two is CANON! Nothing can change that.

Also, I prefer Ellaire. It sounds nice. ^_^

Re: Should it be Clelle, or Ellaire?

[acg453.livejournal.com]

*clears throat* I wrote a fic about Elle and Claire.

http://acg453.livejournal.com/1320.html

And now that I've shamelessly used another author's comment page to promote my own work, I'm going to take a shower, as I feel so very, very dirty. :D

Re: Should it be Clelle, or Ellaire?

[twisted-knicker.livejournal.com]

Ellaire sounds like a real name. I like it. Definitely that one.

Re: Should it be Clelle, or Ellaire?

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

My votes for Ellaire.

I kind of like the sound of Clelle if you pronounce it out loud (to me it sounds like Kal-El, which makes me giggle), but it LOOKS funny. Ellaire is totes more pleasing visually, and sounds nice too (like a dessert).

Re: Should it be Clelle, or Ellaire?

[(Anonymous)]

How 'bout E-claire? I remember it being used a bunch of times elsewhere already.

[ic1pher.livejournal.com]

*cries* I don't want to watch Heroes. But Elle/Claire is ... aargh. So very good. So very very good.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Don't watch Heroes. It makes my head hurt. If the Ellaire goes away, I'm totally gonna stop watching it.

This show doesn't even have the obsessive mockability of Twilight. There's no reason for me to torture myself this way.

[billy-rose.livejournal.com]

is elle played by veronica mars (I can't remember her real name...)

also, HA I deem show boring as well...
how did hand holding save a plane, anyway? once their hands connected did magic flying horses suddenly appear and gently lower the plane to the ground while fat little cupids flew around playing the harp?

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

is elle played by veronica mars

Correct ;)

how did hand holding save a plane, anyway? once their hands connected did magic flying horses suddenly appear and gently lower the plane to the ground while fat little cupids flew around playing the harp?

LOL! That would have actually made the episode somewhat interesting. Unfortunately, it was just a matter of Elle not being able to control the electrical pulses surging through her body, and that causing interference with the planes mechanical systems which threatened to down the plane. Claire held her hand, and Elle's electricity was pumped into her body instead of into the plane, and the systems restored, and Elle was able to calm down enough that she got control of her powers once more.

[billy-rose.livejournal.com]

awww... my idea would have been better...
they could throw something completely ridiculous like that in each week, just so people will watch for htat one moment
I bet the ratings would soar

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

they could throw something completely ridiculous like that in each week, just so people will watch for htat one moment

I'm pretty much thinking that this is the only thing that would keep me watching at this point (and about half of their other viewers if the rating are any indication).

[billy-rose.livejournal.com]

oh how wonderful it would be for sir broods alot to just suddenly turn to the camera and start up a musical number, complete with a "We love katamari" esque backdrop and people in rabbit costumes playing ukeleles... then go back to mr serious scarface directly after so viewers th ink they're INSANE
or just when they come back from commercial have the cast re-enact scenes from movies that have a ton of curse words in them, so they use replacement words
like a scene from pulp fiction, only every time they use the word fuck in PF, they use the word... buttersquash in the re-enactment *nods*

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

But seriously ... this show bores me.

Yep, I came to this conclusion last week when I realized I didn't give a damn about *anyone* and couldn't even muster the energy to rant about the rampant stupidity.

Claire and Elle was the best thing about last night's episode. What really sucked is if this had been Matt or Peter, we'd have like six episodes of Claire and Elle on the road, defeating "villains", bitching at each other (then making up with the Hate!Sex!). But no, it's two girls so it must end at the conclusion of the episode.

It really sucks that TPTB keep coming up with these cool concepts - the girl who can't feel pain paired with the girl who feels nothing but pain* - and then dumps it as soon as possible so we can get back to more Petrelli non-drama. But, hey, at least Elle a) got closure unlike poor Monica and b) didn't die.. like every other cool character on this show.

* pain caused by their attacks at the hands of a sociopath the PTB have suddenly decided is a "hero" and, therefore, will never, EVER have to actually pay for his crimes. Fucking give me a break!!

ETA - I'm just waiting for the day TPTB decide Matt is fucking Petrelli too! That's the only way I can comprehend the amount of screen time his non-entity of a character receives.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Yep, I came to this conclusion last week when I realized I didn't give a damn about *anyone* and couldn't even muster the energy to rant about the rampant stupidity.

I feel you here. Thinking about everything that is wrong with this show just exhausts me.

What really sucked is if this had been Matt or Peter, we'd have like six episodes of Claire and Elle on the road, defeating "villains", bitching at each other (then making up with the Hate!Sex!). But no, it's two girls so it must end at the conclusion of the episode.

This is what I think has really tipped in to the "FUCK HEROES" category, and is gonna actually get me to stop watching if Ellaire is really over. THE SHOW JUST DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE FEMALE CHARACTERS, and that being the case, it's like there's no reason for me to hang around watching the boring ass guys compare dick sizes for 42 minutes every week. Whatever, PTB, whatever.

I'm just waiting for the day TPTB decide Matt is fucking Petrelli too!

OMG! It's funny you should say that because I thought for a minute that they HAD made Matt a Petrelli this episode and I nearly turned off the TV. It was just before Robert Forrester killed Matt's dad (who I had forgotten existed) and Matt had said something like "Dad" or whatever, but the camera was focused on Forrester and I was like "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME? WHAT KINDA CRACK ARE YOU MONKEY'S SMOKING! THIS IS NONSENSE! NONSENSE!!!"

It's totally horrible that I now expect this type of fuckery of them.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

THE SHOW JUST DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE FEMALE CHARACTERS

Seriously. And the writers seem stuck in 'female as extension of male character' mode where no female, except maybe Angela, can do *anything* outside a male character's orbit - Maya/Mohinder, Claire/HRG, now Tracy's stuck being Nathan's penis holder. So they sacrificed Micah and Monica so Ali Larter could be Mrs. Nathan Petrelli?

What really irritated me was we finally get a scene where Nathan and Claire are in the same room and what happens? Claire spends most of her time with Peter! I know those two are dating in real life but COME ON!!

It's totally horrible that I now expect this type of fuckery of them.

I just want *someone* on the writing staff to recognize that Matt's 'in the future we're married with kids, you're my SOULMATE' crap is really fucking creepy. Then again, this is the same writing staff that thought Claire being harassed by a stalker last season was romantic.

Dear Network Gods.. Please put something I wanna watch opposite Heroes so I can break my addiction to this stupid, stupid show!!

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

I'm glad im not the only one who thinks that it's now the petrelli show *yawn* i had a rant in my journal about how boring it is now :( at the minute elle, daphne and hero are the only reason i'm still watching, so this ep was goooood!!

and why was claire wearing a wig??

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I'm glad im not the only one who thinks that it's now the petrelli show *yawn*

Major yawn!

at the minute elle, daphne and hero are the only reason i'm still watching, so this ep was goooood!!

Hiro kind of bugs me too, and because Daphne was paired with him at first I wasn't really watching her scenes. And now that she's paired with Parkman I'm DEFINITELY not gonna watch her scenes, and so I have little impression of her (though she seems alright).

Which leaves basically Claire, and Elle (when she gets screen time) ... oh, and Angela when she's not being stupid (which she is ALL THE TIME now)

and why was claire wearing a wig??

I had totally forgotten Hayden cut her hair until you mentioned this.

[majorrogue.livejournal.com]

i like hero coz i'm a geek and he's a geek and he is more like a real person with powers rather than the others who are all full of themselves!. I liked daphne and hero and ando together, i thought they were fun, but really her and parkman??!! eeshk! not good (also i think i like her coz she reminds me of chiana from farscape!!)

claire i can do without now, all that crap about not being able to feel anything at all soon, oh good god shut up! she reminds me of that girl in the first season of 24 who just kept getting in trouble all the time...

i didnt even know she had had her hair cut, but at least now i know!

damn cool icon btw, can't wait for that film to come out :)

[alexz6.livejournal.com]

HOW CUTE WERE THEY TOGETHER I MEAN REALLY!!!
and i took that whole HAVING to hold hands in order to save the plane from crashing as the network realizing that those two are meant to be together
i loved that Elle APOLOGIZED to Claire as she was walking away- she geniunly looked like she was debating staying- i REALLY hope they dont fuck her up more :(

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

HOW CUTE WERE THEY TOGETHER I MEAN REALLY!!!

They were presh. I cannot be denied. I loved them as a dynamic duo.

i REALLY hope they dont fuck her up more :(

They probably will because they SUCK ELEPHANT NUTS! They hate all the female characters (except for Claire) and just heap misery and stupidity and annoyingness upon them until they are unbearable, and then they kill them or make them disappear with nary an explanation. UGH!

[joeyseph.livejournal.com]

exactly.
+ memories, cause this is what I thought of this episode.

they so wanted to fuck the crap outta each other on that plane.
and elle cowering was so cute.

i hope her powers dont get arthur petrelli'd..

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

they so wanted to fuck the crap outta each other on that plane.

This.

and elle cowering was so cute.

*concurs*

i hope her powers dont get arthur petrelli'd..

UGH! It'll probably happen, and then she'll be off the show and I'll be able to jump ship with feeling bad in the least (actually I'm kind of at that point already)

[twisted-knicker.livejournal.com]

After all your THIS SHOW IS SO GAY! to have "but seriously . . . this show bores me" made me laugh like crazy.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I could bring the lulz!

It's just, I got a little excited about all the gay ... and then they decreased their screen time and I realized how incredibly bored I was, and I have no idea what happened at the end of the episode because I like filing my nails or some shit by that point because I just couldn't care what was happening on screen.