Claire and Elle, the only thing on Heroes that doesn't suck!

[fembuck]

1.  Catfights?  Always hot. 

2.  Smug!Claire ... UNF!  Hayden rocks the bitch!face like she's KStew or something.

3.  Elle looking all disappointed that Claire wasn't withering in pain on the floor when she tried to electrocute her made me laugh and laugh.  Seriously, her crazy, sadistic ass amuses me so much.  The fact that I really felt sorry for her when she was curled up in the corner like a drowned rat only made me love her more.

4.  Was it just me or was Claire eyefucking the hell out of Claire on that plane?  She was gazing at her like she wanted to join the Mile High Club ten minutes ago.

5.  Also, holding hands to save the plane?  That proves it people, THERE IS NOTHING THAT TEH GAY CANNOT OVERCOME!

6.  Oh, Claire is Elle's electro-pillow.  So cute.  And the confessions of how they need each other in their lives ... heart-warming.  "It's nice to know that you're as messed up as I am"  *pats heart*  Be-oot-iful



But seriously ... this show bores me.

Comments

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Yep, I came to this conclusion last week when I realized I didn't give a damn about *anyone* and couldn't even muster the energy to rant about the rampant stupidity.

I feel you here. Thinking about everything that is wrong with this show just exhausts me.

What really sucked is if this had been Matt or Peter, we'd have like six episodes of Claire and Elle on the road, defeating "villains", bitching at each other (then making up with the Hate!Sex!). But no, it's two girls so it must end at the conclusion of the episode.

This is what I think has really tipped in to the "FUCK HEROES" category, and is gonna actually get me to stop watching if Ellaire is really over. THE SHOW JUST DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE FEMALE CHARACTERS, and that being the case, it's like there's no reason for me to hang around watching the boring ass guys compare dick sizes for 42 minutes every week. Whatever, PTB, whatever.

I'm just waiting for the day TPTB decide Matt is fucking Petrelli too!

OMG! It's funny you should say that because I thought for a minute that they HAD made Matt a Petrelli this episode and I nearly turned off the TV. It was just before Robert Forrester killed Matt's dad (who I had forgotten existed) and Matt had said something like "Dad" or whatever, but the camera was focused on Forrester and I was like "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME? WHAT KINDA CRACK ARE YOU MONKEY'S SMOKING! THIS IS NONSENSE! NONSENSE!!!"

It's totally horrible that I now expect this type of fuckery of them.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

THE SHOW JUST DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE FEMALE CHARACTERS

Seriously. And the writers seem stuck in 'female as extension of male character' mode where no female, except maybe Angela, can do *anything* outside a male character's orbit - Maya/Mohinder, Claire/HRG, now Tracy's stuck being Nathan's penis holder. So they sacrificed Micah and Monica so Ali Larter could be Mrs. Nathan Petrelli?

What really irritated me was we finally get a scene where Nathan and Claire are in the same room and what happens? Claire spends most of her time with Peter! I know those two are dating in real life but COME ON!!

It's totally horrible that I now expect this type of fuckery of them.

I just want *someone* on the writing staff to recognize that Matt's 'in the future we're married with kids, you're my SOULMATE' crap is really fucking creepy. Then again, this is the same writing staff that thought Claire being harassed by a stalker last season was romantic.

Dear Network Gods.. Please put something I wanna watch opposite Heroes so I can break my addiction to this stupid, stupid show!!