Gossip Gay - 2x09 - There Might be Blood
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fembuck*sigh* I love this show.
1. TEH GHEY. You know I have to start off with teh ghey. Waldsen, be still my beating heart. This episode was magical for Waldsen goodness. Serena was being such a good girlfriend at the beginning trying to get Blair into Yaleso they can sex because it's her dream. Best. Boyfriend. Ever. Also, her little hand slap and "stop cracking your knuckles" was so cute *pinches Waldsen's cheeks* and domestic and lovely. I also loved her volunteering Blair to babysit LovesIce-CreamandMagic. Serena seems to love volunteering Blair for shit, and Blair's always like *bitchface* before being all, "Whatever you want dear" about it.
Blair's complete disinterest in Serena's "romance" with Aaron never fails to crack me up. She's all "forget about your merkin and pay attention to me, nobody is around to be impressed by your hetero act". B and S also totally seemed like they were trying to convert LovesIce-CreamandMagic into their fabulous gay lifestyle in that scene in Serena's room. Speaking of that scene, Serena's "You're beautiful, can we PLEASE GO NOW" cracked me up so much. SUCH AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE! Blair's, "Patience, love" comment only made it all the sweeter. It's like they've been through this a thousand times. Sugared up lab Serena is all like "Ruff, let's go! Frisbee! Scooby snack! *chases her tail* COME ON!" and Blair's like, "just sniff me for a while until I'm ready. You know you want to."
Their little lovers quarrel at the bar was cute too, but only because they totally weren't even really mad at each other. I also love how Serena brings out the best in Blair. Serena totes makes Blair want to be a better person (just like Helen Hunt did for Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets).
The morning wake up scene ... I mean what is there to say about that. It was just pure WIN. Both of them in their tiny little night things, Serena's hand on Blair's hip, and then touching her arm lightly. Blair running at Serena and pouncing on her lick Serena was covered in chocolate and fairy dust. And then them laying on Serena's bed together all smiley and laughing, planning out their incredibly gay future at Yale together.
*sigh*
Perfect.
Let's now take a little moment to review some Blair Waldorf quotables:
Blair: So, what kind of movies do you like? Something where the animals sing or--oh sweet heaven!
Blair: Oh my God, stop your mouth from moving.
Blair: Excu--Ewww!
Blair: Thank you, God, so much. I won't let you down.
Religious!Blair never fails to crack me up. God is totally Blair's homeboy.
Blair: Bulldog, Bulldog, Rah Rah Rah!
Leighton's actions during this were THE BEST
Blair: Princeton is a trade school. There is only Yale.
LOL! Oh, I love you Blair.
Moving on ...
At this point I think it goes without saying. Dan = douche. Even little things he does are douche-tastic. Like how when he and Nate where walking to the movies and he got that text from Jordan, he just TURNED AROUND AND STARTED WALKING IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! The fuck? Dude, if you don't want to go to the movies anymore, you could have at least told Nate!!!
Add that to his "I need to think" when he encountered Jenny on the way out of the loft, and I was like "you ginormous asshole!" Despite what he may think, he is NOT the boss of Jenny. Being like two years older than her, does not make you some kind of God of Wisdom Dan.
I like Nate and Vanessa better than Nate and Jenny. Jenny is kind of the bigger ahole for making out with him after she knew how Vanessa felt about him, and yeah, okay she felt bad. But it was still a veryHumphrey douche-tastic thing to do.
Wow, Rufus made me not like him tonight. Trying to get Jenny arrested was not cool. He's lucky Lily was there (and really, being outparented by Lily van der Woodsen Bass is pretty chagrining).
I'm gonna say it, I admired Jenny's gumption and I thought the show was hella cool. Agnes is a total badass. I love that fierce bitch. "Here take this ... and don't do anything gross to my friend" LOL. Oh, Agnes. Still ... they could have been gayer. Baby!dykes, you have a long way to go if you wanna reach Waldsen level gayosity. I mean, you're never actually gonna reach Waldsen level gayosity, because they are in a category of their own, but if you want to even approach their level you've gotta step up your game. Having Jenny move in with Agnes would be a good start!
I kind of like the Serena/Blair/Chuck tri-namic duo. They are fun together.
And I can't think of anything else to ramble about so ...
1. TEH GHEY. You know I have to start off with teh ghey. Waldsen, be still my beating heart. This episode was magical for Waldsen goodness. Serena was being such a good girlfriend at the beginning trying to get Blair into Yale
Blair's complete disinterest in Serena's "romance" with Aaron never fails to crack me up. She's all "forget about your merkin and pay attention to me, nobody is around to be impressed by your hetero act". B and S also totally seemed like they were trying to convert LovesIce-CreamandMagic into their fabulous gay lifestyle in that scene in Serena's room. Speaking of that scene, Serena's "You're beautiful, can we PLEASE GO NOW" cracked me up so much. SUCH AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE! Blair's, "Patience, love" comment only made it all the sweeter. It's like they've been through this a thousand times. Sugared up lab Serena is all like "Ruff, let's go! Frisbee! Scooby snack! *chases her tail* COME ON!" and Blair's like, "just sniff me for a while until I'm ready. You know you want to."
Their little lovers quarrel at the bar was cute too, but only because they totally weren't even really mad at each other. I also love how Serena brings out the best in Blair. Serena totes makes Blair want to be a better person (just like Helen Hunt did for Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets).
The morning wake up scene ... I mean what is there to say about that. It was just pure WIN. Both of them in their tiny little night things, Serena's hand on Blair's hip, and then touching her arm lightly. Blair running at Serena and pouncing on her lick Serena was covered in chocolate and fairy dust. And then them laying on Serena's bed together all smiley and laughing, planning out their incredibly gay future at Yale together.
*sigh*
Perfect.
Let's now take a little moment to review some Blair Waldorf quotables:
Blair: So, what kind of movies do you like? Something where the animals sing or--oh sweet heaven!
Blair: Oh my God, stop your mouth from moving.
Blair: Excu--Ewww!
Blair: Thank you, God, so much. I won't let you down.
Religious!Blair never fails to crack me up. God is totally Blair's homeboy.
Blair: Bulldog, Bulldog, Rah Rah Rah!
Leighton's actions during this were THE BEST
Blair: Princeton is a trade school. There is only Yale.
LOL! Oh, I love you Blair.
Moving on ...
At this point I think it goes without saying. Dan = douche. Even little things he does are douche-tastic. Like how when he and Nate where walking to the movies and he got that text from Jordan, he just TURNED AROUND AND STARTED WALKING IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! The fuck? Dude, if you don't want to go to the movies anymore, you could have at least told Nate!!!
Add that to his "I need to think" when he encountered Jenny on the way out of the loft, and I was like "you ginormous asshole!" Despite what he may think, he is NOT the boss of Jenny. Being like two years older than her, does not make you some kind of God of Wisdom Dan.
I like Nate and Vanessa better than Nate and Jenny. Jenny is kind of the bigger ahole for making out with him after she knew how Vanessa felt about him, and yeah, okay she felt bad. But it was still a very
Wow, Rufus made me not like him tonight. Trying to get Jenny arrested was not cool. He's lucky Lily was there (and really, being outparented by Lily van der Woodsen Bass is pretty chagrining).
I'm gonna say it, I admired Jenny's gumption and I thought the show was hella cool. Agnes is a total badass. I love that fierce bitch. "Here take this ... and don't do anything gross to my friend" LOL. Oh, Agnes. Still ... they could have been gayer. Baby!dykes, you have a long way to go if you wanna reach Waldsen level gayosity. I mean, you're never actually gonna reach Waldsen level gayosity, because they are in a category of their own, but if you want to even approach their level you've gotta step up your game. Having Jenny move in with Agnes would be a good start!
I kind of like the Serena/Blair/Chuck tri-namic duo. They are fun together.
And I can't think of anything else to ramble about so ...
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Date: 2008-11-05 12:22 am (UTC)Blair gets all the good lines. I loved the B's storyline last night, Leighton has the most amazing facial expressions. She kills me.
I actually liked Emma, she totally needs to go hang with Agnes.
Not alot happened last night but there were so many little things that made it awesome Waldsen( of course), Lily finger snapping, Blair snapping at Chuck to come while dragging Serena, Serena's "Even though you might not get into Yale at least this way you won't go to hell" lol etc.
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Date: 2008-11-05 12:40 am (UTC)This.
I actually liked Emma, she totally needs to go hang with Agnes.
O.O *is chagrined* Who's Emma?
Blair snapping at Chuck to come while dragging Serena
I love how Blair just drags Serena around like her doll. "Come on you!" and Serena's dress is like trailing in the mud as Blair drags her across the park, lol
Serena's "Even though you might not get into Yale at least this way you won't go to hell" lol etc.
OMG! The little smirk Blake gave after that lined killed me. Serena was like so pleased with her wit. *coos*
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Date: 2008-11-05 12:45 am (UTC)Distracted by the Waldsen pretty huh? LovesIce-CreamandMagic.
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Date: 2008-11-05 12:48 am (UTC)And, yes Emma and Agnes would have been hot. That would have been the best deflowering ever cause ... and yes, I will go there ... Agnes looks like she'd be good in bed.
I'm sure Jenny will find that out soon ;)
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Date: 2008-11-05 12:27 am (UTC)Best phrase.
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Date: 2008-11-05 12:43 am (UTC)I enjoy the phrase greatly :D
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Date: 2008-11-05 12:30 am (UTC)Sugared up lab Serena is all like "Ruff, let's go! Frisbee! Scooby snack! *chases her tail* COME ON!" and Blair's like, "just sniff me for a while until I'm ready. You know you want to."
LMAO
Blair's complete disinterest in Serena's "romance" with Aaron never fails to crack me up. She's all "forget about your merkin and pay attention to me, nobody is around to be impressed by hetero act".
This season has been sooo awesome. i thank you kindly for getting me addicted to yet ANOTHER thing. well done friend....well done
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Date: 2008-11-05 12:46 am (UTC)*removes bowler hate, bows* Thankee :D
i thank you kindly for getting me addicted to yet ANOTHER thing. well done friend....well done
I'm glad that I could help spread teh ghey. I don't do much, but I'm glad that I can do a little *looks modestly pleased with self*
"Patience, love."
Date: 2008-11-05 02:05 am (UTC)That's not all she touched :) I totally saw her rub the side of her boob!!
They are teh gheyest ever <3<3 I bet Blake doesn't even have to touch Leighton. I know Subtlety is definitely not their strong suit but damn it's like they're doing it on purpose now.
God, them in their nighties.in bed. together. the hugging. the giggling. GAH it just KILLED me. Seriously, how short and revealing were those nighties??? I think we all know who Blair lost her lesbian virginity to ;)
Also Serena is the best boyfriend in the world <333 Those two should just elope and forget about guys. I'd include Chuck since C/B/S is my OT3 so sometimes he gets to watch :P but i seriously seriously want a Serena/Blair kiss. MAKE IT HAPPEN SCHWARTZ!
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Date: 2008-11-05 06:32 am (UTC)LoL so true!!! and if we're honest Nate isn't the clever guy around so...it was funny actually.
And they did it. They made me dislike Jenny a lot more that I already disliked her. She was way more annoying than Dan and THAT is to say something.
Also I think that you can blame Serena's bad taste on men on her love for Blair and secretly not wanting to settle down,finding excuses to be single again. Because Aaron? seriously??? *shudder*
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Date: 2008-11-06 04:14 am (UTC)Mostly the first and third one
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Date: 2008-11-06 10:39 am (UTC)