The Hollows obsessions continues ...

[fembuck]

Shallow viewing reading (in addition to the ghey) is one of the reasons I love these books so far.

Dina Meyer (Oh, I know she's too old for the role now.  But ten years ago she would have been perfect!  Perfect!  Sassy, sexy, athletic, green eyes, red curly hair, able to generate heat with a potted plant ... Mm, Dachel Meyorgan):







OR

Christina Hendricks ... and yes I realize that her rack is far far far far far far too amazing for life let alone Rachel, but whatever.  WHAT. EVER.



 

Maggie Q:






OR

Like Mylene Jampanoi:








OR if M. Night Shyamalan was casting it ... she'd probably look like Katie McGrath ...




 

How could I resist?

... what's that you say?  This post is nothing but an excuse to post pictures of Dina Meyer, Maggie Q, Christina Hendricks, Mylene Jampanoi, and Katie McGrath.  Well ... uh ... you're right.  So what?  *picspam picspam picspam*

Comments

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

ain't nobody gonna complain about that casting
Amen!
insane fight scene she has with Bruce Willis that will ruin your panties it's so hot
not only that but my nose bled. :P
The gay in the video I linked to comes from Naked Weapon
huh. the youtube description mentioned MI:3 so that's what i thought. i shall have to see if i can find Naked Weapon too.
She's French though so Ivy would have a really sexy accent
O.O oh my, how interesting! must see this movie. it amuses me that her alternate name is Lena (love Lena Headey!).
Nice!
imagine Maggie Q with fangs and her pupils eclipsing the brown and pinning Dina Meyer to the wall... mmmm! Ivy does this in just about every book :D
it's so incredibly gay.
oh i know! that's why i love this series so much. i've not read fantasy books that are this textually/subtextually gay. yes, i know i'm deprived.
You know that girl doesn't get turned at all often.
i sure wouldn't turn her down. :D

Maggie Q's Naked Weapon, heh

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

i shall have to see if i can find Naked Weapon too.

Naked Weapon (2002) download (hxxp://www.megaupload.com/?d=7Q804NJZ) (change xx to tt)

For your viewing pleasure :D

imagine Maggie Q with fangs and her pupils eclipsing the brown and pinning Dina Meyer to the wall... mmmm! Ivy does this in just about every book

This is a very, very pleasing image. Very very pleasing. *I'll be in my bunk*

i sure wouldn't turn her down

This equals truth. Just furthers my theory that Rachel is really not that bright, lol. OMG, I wanted to slap her so much when I was reading the scene where she was trapsing all over the crime scene at Kalamack's estate. It's like, "Rachel, dude. You're funny and kickass but sometimes you are really not that smart and hella annoying". Rachel and Ivy really are suited for each other, they're probably the only people who can put up with the others bullshit! They've gotta hook up!

Re: Maggie Q's Naked Weapon, heh

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

OMG! am watching Naked Weapon. thanks! the shower scene in the beginning is sooooo ghey! all that nekkidness and soaping and hugging... *moans* despite how bad the movie is and some disturbing scenes, i can totally understand why someone said they couldn't stop watching. i was mesmerised. O.O even had to pause now and then and stare. :P

Rachel and Ivy really are suited for each other, they're probably the only people who can put up with the others bullshit! They've gotta hook up!

so true! i totally agree! sometimes i wanna smack Rachel upside the head. she herself admits Ivy's kiss is a "pulse-pounding, hell-of-a-kiss" and she likes the blood sharing but she overanalyses everything and doesn't do anything about it. argh! with men, she's like, oh he's dangerous, he's cute, let's bang him *rolls eyes*.

Re: Maggie Q's Naked Weapon, heh

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

the shower scene in the beginning is sooooo ghey! all that nekkidness and soaping and hugging

I know! That scene was so awesome. And totally secured Katt as one of the dreamiest women on film. Best. Girlfriend. Ever.

and some disturbing scenes,

That rape scene was totally unnecessary (and didn't fit the tone of the film at all). I mean, there are so many things wrong with this movie, but this is the only thing that actually really pissed me off about it.

sometimes i wanna smack Rachel upside the head. she herself admits Ivy's kiss is a "pulse-pounding, hell-of-a-kiss" and she likes the blood sharing but she overanalyses everything and doesn't do anything about it. argh! with men, she's like, oh he's dangerous, he's cute, let's bang him

This! OMG, THIS! I just finished book two in it, and after Ivy hits on her in the sancutary after sparring, Rachel goes on this big long rant about how Ivy's actions were about need for her blood, but it WASN'T sexual. And then a little while later, she says that the way Kisten effected her was the SAME as how Ivy affected her, only with him she tried to jump his bones! UGH! It's like everyone in the freaking world can see her attraction to Ivy, except for her. Even freaking Ceri who was a demon puppet for a thousand years figured out Rachel and Ivy's deal within minutes of meeting them. *sigh* This series is gonna be constant frustration for me.

oh he's dangerous, he's cute, let's bang him *rolls eyes*.

I know. So annoying. It's like, Ivy is the ultimate badgirl. If Rachel is turned on by danger, she should be creaming herself around Ivy. Also, if she gets off on being dominant she should also be creaming herself around Ivy, because Ivy submits to her wishes all the time. It's like, Rachel goes on about "maybe being able to handle a submissive vampire (re: Kisten)", but IVY IS SUBMISSIVE WITH HER TOO. Once again, another character even notes that Rachel is the dominant one, and Rachel constantly uses this fact to calm Ivy down. DOUBLE UGH!

I guess I also just don't understand Rachel's internal gay panic. It's like she's 24, not 44. She should be learning new things about herself all the time. Also, she'll seems to be willing to sleep with anything (human, vampire, elf, she even checked out Jenks for Tink's sake!) so I can't concieve of how being attracted to a woman would freak her out. It's like she's a demon familiar, people are trying to kill her all the time, but liking girl kisses is scary for her???? UGH.

Whatever. I'm still gonna keep reading. I'm a glutton for punishment (no wonder I like Ivy so much)

Re: Maggie Q's Naked Weapon, heh

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

And totally secured Katt as one of the dreamiest women on film. Best. Girlfriend. Ever.
yes! and that scene in Spain where she and Charlene were talking just before Charlene went into the wall and the bad guys broke in, i was so chanting "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" but they didn't. so disappointed, that was a kissing moment for sure.

That rape scene was totally unnecessary
damn right! i was clenching my fists and swearing!

It's like everyone in the freaking world can see her attraction to Ivy, except for her.This series is gonna be constant frustration for me.
absolutely! people keep telling her that lol. wait til you get to book 4 and 5. more frustration and sweetly tolerable for now and it's so good for plot bunnies. :D

Ivy is the ultimate badgirl. If Rachel is turned on by danger, she should be creaming herself around Ivy. Also, she'll seems to be willing to sleep with anything
shit, yeah! she even have thoughts of Ivy and her kiss creeping in while having sex with Kisten! (ok, total spoiler but um you don't mind right?) everyone keeps telling her she loves Ivy. and it's not like Ivy can't attach a strap-on :P not that she'll need one. hmmm Maggie Q with a strap-on... ok, i have thoroughly distracted myself...

Re: Maggie Q's Naked Weapon, heh

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

just before Charlene went into the wall and the bad guys broke in, i was so chanting "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" but they didn't.

That was so a "kiss! kiss!" moment. Watching this movie was like watching "Alexander" for me, with all of the hugs substituting for actual kissing/sexual content. It was frustrating in that, and it was frustrating here.

wait til you get to book 4 and 5. more frustration and sweetly tolerable for now and it's so good for plot bunnies. :D

I'm enjoying things as they're going now. Do you know if the book coming out in Feburary is the last one in the series? If so I'm gonna have to step up my reading, because I don't want to get spoiled (especially if it's not news on the Ivy/Rachel front) and not finish the series.

But, yeah. These two definitely provide a lot of jumping off spots for fanfic.

she even have thoughts of Ivy and her kiss creeping in while having sex with Kisten! (ok, total spoiler but um you don't mind right?)

DUDE THAT IS SO GAY! Jesus, Rachel. When you're having fantasies about chicks in the middle of sex, that's a SIGN! Don't worry about the spoiler, I knew they were going to do it. Knowing that Rache has thoughts of Ivy will get me through the scene, lol.

and it's not like Ivy can't attach a strap-on :P not that she'll need one. hmmm Maggie Q with a strap-on... ok, i have thoroughly distracted myself...

Yourself and me! Goddamn, woman. Strap-on!Ivy would be the hottest shit ever. You know she has one to! She totally does! And "Maggie Q with a strap-on" has got to be one of the best sentences ever written. I ... I'll be in my bunk.

Goddamn!

Re: Maggie Q's Naked Weapon, heh

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

Do you know if the book coming out in Feburary is the last one in the series?

No idea. If Kim's gonna finish it, then I hope it's with Rachel and Ivy getting together and Rachel somehow figuring out how to let Ivy keep her soul after she dies.

Strap-on!Ivy would be the hottest shit ever. You know she has one to! She totally does! And "Maggie Q with a strap-on" has got to be one of the best sentences ever written. I ... I'll be in my bunk.

LOL Amen! I was in my bunk but I think a return trip is required... >.> <.