Now, I don't know what this movie is about but from these pictures I'm guessing it takes place during history times and that Megan Fox plays a fancy whore.
HEY! I was guaranteed 'more masturbatory aids behind the cut' only to be SEVERELY DISAPPOINTED!! I'm calling your Customer Service Agent and filing a complaint!!
Mmmm!! Megan Fox being so.. well, foxy pretty much makes up for the fact that she's had Brian Austin Green peen inside her! In fact, you know what's better than Fancy Western Hooker Megan Fox? Fancy Western Hooker Megan Fox with MEDIEVAL FANTASY MICHELLE 'FUCKING' RODRIGUEZ as a client!! Behold:
Megan Fox being so.. well, foxy pretty much makes up for the fact that she's had Brian Austin Green peen inside her!
lol! aww, why'd you have to mention that. I'd like blocked BAG from my memory, and now you've made me think of his peen!
you know what's better than Fancy Western Hooker Megan Fox? Fancy Western Hooker Megan Fox with MEDIEVAL FANTASY MICHELLE 'FUCKING' RODRIGUEZ as a client
This would be the greatest thing ever to happen to the Planet Earth. Ever. I think the hotness of it might actual make the world explode, but goddammit, we'd die happy! And by god, after seeing Megan Fox ride Michelle Rodriguez, I'm pretty sure another human being could do anything that could top this for awesomeness, so it'd be a good thing we all exploded!
I'm thinking about this now ... so I'm going to my bunk ...
lol! aww, why'd you have to mention that. I'd like blocked BAG from my memory..
Lol, it's just whenever I see a pic of Megan Fox and her foxy bod, all I can think is 'somewhere on that hot bod is a tattoo with BAG's name on it... and that's just seventeen BILLION kinds of wrong!'.
This would be the greatest thing ever to happen to the Planet Earth.
Seriously, it's like, if Sci-Fi channel's gonna show crappy scfi movies on Saturday nights, why can't they show a crappy scifi movie where Michelle Rodriguez is like a dragon slayer or some shit and Megan Fox is the medieval hooker with a heart of gold that Michelle bangs then has to rescue when the villain kidnaps Megan to sacrifice to the dragon god or, you know, something? I know *I'd* watch!!
why can't they show a crappy scifi movie where Michelle Rodriguez is like a dragon slayer or some shit and Megan Fox is the medieval hooker with a heart of gold that Michelle bangs then has to rescue when the villain kidnaps Megan to sacrifice to the dragon god or, you know, something? I know *I'd* watch!!
I'd watch that like it was my job! Seriously, I'd be all over that shit. Damn. This calls for crack!fic my friend. It would be beautiful.
I'd write it but I'm currently approaching the 6k mark writing the sequel to my last MRod crack!fic (in which Yvonne Strahovski joins the fun because you *totally* know she and Jordana had a drunken one-night stand when Jordana guest-starred on Chuck)!
Lol, maybe next to 'the Olivia Dunham Kink!Fic Meme' there should be a 'Michelle Rodriguez Crack!Fic Meme'.
And, dammit, what the Hell happened to my Michelle Rodriguez icon!
ETA: Have you looked into the possibility that you might have a 'hotlinker'? I know you post a lot of pics but it doesn't seem like it should be enough to exceed your monthly bandwidth.
in which Yvonne Strahovski joins the fun because you *totally* know she and Jordana had a drunken one-night stand when Jordana guest-starred on Chuck
I love what a stud Jordana is turning into. I can dig it.
Have you looked into the possibility that you might have a 'hotlinker'? I know you post a lot of pics but it doesn't seem like it should be enough to exceed your monthly bandwidth.
Hmm. That made sense. I thought it was strange how often this was happening, especially this time. During the epic Hollows rant, I was like, "okay" but this time it's just weird. Now, the only problem is trying to figure out how to stop any hotlinkers. *sigh* I hate ruiners.
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Date: 2009-04-29 02:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-29 03:19 am (UTC)I won't be denied however, and I won't let you be denied either! The masturbatory aids are back up.
Enjoy!
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Date: 2009-04-29 03:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-29 08:44 pm (UTC)lol! aww, why'd you have to mention that. I'd like blocked BAG from my memory, and now you've made me think of his peen!
you know what's better than Fancy Western Hooker Megan Fox? Fancy Western Hooker Megan Fox with MEDIEVAL FANTASY MICHELLE 'FUCKING' RODRIGUEZ as a client
This would be the greatest thing ever to happen to the Planet Earth. Ever. I think the hotness of it might actual make the world explode, but goddammit, we'd die happy! And by god, after seeing Megan Fox ride Michelle Rodriguez, I'm pretty sure another human being could do anything that could top this for awesomeness, so it'd be a good thing we all exploded!
I'm thinking about this now ... so I'm going to my bunk ...
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Date: 2009-04-29 10:55 pm (UTC)Lol, it's just whenever I see a pic of Megan Fox and her foxy bod, all I can think is 'somewhere on that hot bod is a tattoo with BAG's name on it... and that's just seventeen BILLION kinds of wrong!'.
This would be the greatest thing ever to happen to the Planet Earth.
Seriously, it's like, if Sci-Fi channel's gonna show crappy scfi movies on Saturday nights, why can't they show a crappy scifi movie where Michelle Rodriguez is like a dragon slayer or some shit and Megan Fox is the medieval hooker with a heart of gold that Michelle bangs then has to rescue when the villain kidnaps Megan to sacrifice to the dragon god or, you know, something? I know *I'd* watch!!
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Date: 2009-04-29 11:40 pm (UTC)I'd watch that like it was my job! Seriously, I'd be all over that shit. Damn. This calls for crack!fic my friend. It would be beautiful.
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Date: 2009-04-30 02:19 am (UTC)Lol, maybe next to 'the Olivia Dunham Kink!Fic Meme' there should be a 'Michelle Rodriguez Crack!Fic Meme'.
And, dammit, what the Hell happened to my Michelle Rodriguez icon!
ETA: Have you looked into the possibility that you might have a 'hotlinker'? I know you post a lot of pics but it doesn't seem like it should be enough to exceed your monthly bandwidth.
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Date: 2009-04-30 02:42 am (UTC)I love what a stud Jordana is turning into. I can dig it.
Have you looked into the possibility that you might have a 'hotlinker'? I know you post a lot of pics but it doesn't seem like it should be enough to exceed your monthly bandwidth.
Hmm. That made sense. I thought it was strange how often this was happening, especially this time. During the epic Hollows rant, I was like, "okay" but this time it's just weird. Now, the only problem is trying to figure out how to stop any hotlinkers. *sigh* I hate ruiners.